If Someone Challenged You To Eat 5 Gallons Of Mayonnaise Would You Be Up For The Challenge If The Price Was Right $$$?

Name: If Someone Challenged You To Eat 5 Gallons Of Mayonnaise Would You Be Up For The Challenge If The Price Was Right $$$?
Uploaded: 2022-12-01T06:00:48Z
Description: Yes. They never once gave me a timeline to do it. I could eat five gallons in five months and make $100,000 doing it. So option B, as long as I...

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If Someone Challenged You To Eat 5 Gallons Of Mayonnaise Would You Be Up For The Challenge If The Price Was Right $$$?

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MCheetah Follow
Master Age: 37 , mho 45%

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Yes. They never once gave me a timeline to do it. I could eat five gallons in five months and make $100,000 doing it. So option B, as long as I didn't have to speed-eat it.
As for the video, I don't see how all these world-eaters are tiny skinny women like Michelle Lesco, Miki Sudo, Raina Huang, or Sonya Thomas. They're almost always Asian women, too. Like, how does the biology work there? Can they eat more because they have smaller stomachs or what? I gotta admit, I'm both jealous and really turned-on by women like this! 😝

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Give me a barf bucket I couldn’t do it. As for all these people being skinny I wouldn’t be surprised if they had their stomachs pumped or sat on the toilet for days after.
  
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- MCheetah
  
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  Thanks for the MHO.
  
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SnowedIn Follow
Master Age: 50 , mho 37%

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My first answer was going to be no. But then I saw your sentence about "if the price was right". It'd have to be in the multi hundreds of thousands of dollars. BUT... I don't know if I'd get past the first spoonful. I like mayonnaise, but I'd probably hurl big time and not be able to go any further.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I probably would get to two spoons & barf.
  
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Rosexøxø Follow
Yoda Age: 21 , mho 80%

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Oh for sure. Mayo on eva tang.

Burgers..
Chicken sandwiches..
tuna sandwiches..
some tenders?
on toast? ✋🥺 bless
in tuna wraps
ON LETTUCE 🙏😭 praise the lord
It is nutritional 👀 🤷‍♀️

supposedly eggs and oil, and such?
If the PRICE IS RIGHT? HECK YEAH.
maybe just a side of tenders lol
Mayo in high concentration is just too rich, but I’m sure I can do it… if the price is right.

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- Rosexøxø
  
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  Voted B ✌️🤑
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  A mayonnaise fan I am & I have heard of people putting mayo on eva tang even cheese doodles. I like it on sandwiches, macaroni salad & a few other little things. As for eating 5 gallons of it in one shot I would blow chunks thinking of it.
  
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EmmaMary Follow
Master Age: 30 , mho 34%

1 y
732 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

No, absolutely fucking not.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Hahaha! Are you sure? I couldn’t do it, so we are in the same boat on this one.
  
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- EmmaMary
  
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  Thank you so much for the MHO.
  
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letuswaltzforthedead Follow
Yoda Age: 19 , mho 57%

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No, you're going to have to pay me more than you'll be willing to. Mayonnaise is one of the few things I HATE to eat. I can't sorry.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’m getting sick just think of mayonnaise especially five gallons.
  
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Guy13 Follow
Master Age: 30 , mho 55%

1 y
585 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Alright but my arteries would probably clog and aorta shut down before 12 hours coma passes 😎

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’m calling it the heat attack special & after that the vomit special.
  
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- Guy13
  
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  🤮 DOA…dead on arrival at the last jar 🫙🖤
  
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PBandJ_Nerd Follow
Guru Age: 24 , mho 50%

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I love mayo but I would never do this even if I was paid to do it.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Seriously I would blow chunks & although I like a little mayonnaise on a sandwich watching the above video makes me sick. Would you ever eat a tarantula on a burger?
  
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- PBandJ_Nerd
  
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  Nope, no spiders on my burger.
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  A fried tarantula on top of the burger it would be & it is called the tarantula challenge & I think you get a tshirt if you eat it as well.
  
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- PBandJ_Nerd
  
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  It is still a no even if there's a t-shirt.
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I tried talking my sister & brother in law into going with me on a road trip to have a burger & they didn’t want to do it. One of these days I’ll go even if I have to go alone.
  
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- PBandJ_Nerd
  
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  In other words: You were trying to persuade me to go with you?
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  With all honesty if I knew you I would invite you but being that I don’t know you I would never persuade you.
  
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nolabels Follow
Guru Age: 65 , mho 43%

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327 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Sure.
I love mayo.
How much are you offering?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  How much would you take? $$$?
  
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- nolabels
  
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  I'd do it for $100,000.
  I reserve the right to determine the time period in which the 5 gallons of mayo is consumed.
  2 years sounds pretty good to me.
  
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humanearth Follow
Master Age: 56

1 y

Nope, Mayonnaise is nothing more then whipped oil and eggs.
That much oil might kill me

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Heart attack special all the way.
  
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tfan1 Follow
Yoda Age: 45

1 y

No I want to live. That stuff is heart attack city - major cholesterol!

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’m willing to bet there was an ambulance standing by & after the challenge I bet the lady in the photo above had her stomach pumped out.
  
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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 34%

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1.9K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

I'll wait for the five gallon bowl of Cheetos...

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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 53

1 y
3.3K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

it would have to be a big 8 figure payday.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  An eight figure payday & a hospital visit as well.
  
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Nikki1989 Follow
Master Age: 34

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1.8K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

I only like mayo in small doses.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Absolutely & I’m totally with you on this one. Small doses, on sandwiches, cold salads such as macaroni & little things like that.
  
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TheSpaceGnome Follow
Guru Age: 37

1 y
354 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

For enough money I'd do it. it's just mayo.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That’s a lot of Mayo!
  
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- TheSpaceGnome
  
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  Yes, and probably a lot of diarrhea, but its not going to cause any damage.
  
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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 57

1 y
1.4K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

No way, could possibly die or definitively barf before that

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whereismyjohnny Follow
Guru Age: 21 , mho 32%

1 y
309 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

No way. 🤢

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Same here & it’s like a vomit special & after the lady made the world record I wouldn’t be surprised if she had her stomach pumped or ran for the bathroom.
  
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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 32

1 y
1.2K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Hell yeah

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I was watching the contest video at work & felt like blowing chunks. I like mayonnaise but I couldn’t eat that much in one shot.
  
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- Agape93
  
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  For the right price I would. I fucking hate mayo lol
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  What would be the right price?
  
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- Agape93
  
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  $1,000 a pound
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  $41,700.00
  
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- Agape93
  
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  I'm good with that lol that's more than my salary
  
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LavLavLuv Follow
Master Age: 24

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2.6K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Oh hell naw

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  That’s what I said & I would so blow chunks if I tried & just the thought of it.
  
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XXblack88 Follow
Yoda Age: 35

1 y
406 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

No way!

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I can’t do it & I would absolutely vomit thinking of it.
  
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- XXblack88
  
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  Yeah I'm with you on that one
  
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loveslongnails Follow
Master Age: 38

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859 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Not a chance - that's disgusting.

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