You think this is funny too?

[Msputiton]

[PBandJ_Nerd]

If they made sure they packed that right, it wouldn't look like that. But I'm sure they do taste delicious despite how they look. Unless they're cooked wrong then they won't be.

[Msputiton]

Very true

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I saw an impossible meatloaf the last time I was at the grocery store. It looked good but then my parents would have to eat it too.

[Msputiton]

Parents won't eat it?

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Nope. I'm the only one that likes the plant-based stuff. And I like trying new things when they come out so as long as they aren't too expensive. It was like a full-sized meatloaf made out of their plant-based ground beef with the glaze on top.

[Msputiton]

Probably pretty good.
I never had beyond Burger but i do like vegan food. Don't always eat it.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Beyond burgers are good if you like a bit more meaty flavor. Or just don't want a veggie patty that might fall on you. But there's lots of good veggie burgers that are made of beans, rice, etc. One of my favorites is morning star's tomato basil pizza burger.

[Bricealan]

I just lost my appetite for Sausage!!!

[Msputiton]

I can't remember the name of the veggie burger i had, but it was really good.
I'm gonna try out morning star seen them in the store
@Bricealan why? You don't like shriveled pp sausage?

[DizzyDesii]

Nah i lost my appetite. If a dude dick look like that, i ain't suckin it 🤣 mf look like an ole wrinkly molerat

[DizzyDesii]

This is why i prefer to date show-ers over grow-ers

[Msputiton]

I'm ☠️

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao you see it inspired my guys only question 🤣

[Msputiton]

Oh i will check it out🤣

[mstbooblover]

Really funny. I guess the packages were rather shaken during transport in a wrong upright position.

[Msputiton]

Most likely

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Lol! And that is the issue with trying to replace real meat! 😂😂😂

[Msputiton]

It's real man meat🤣

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I mean it looks it for sure! 😂🤣😂

[Bricealan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charliefretz329]

Lol, they don’t look like that

[purplepoppy]

Yes I do

[Lucy68]

I'm going to be honest with you but I'm eating popcorn while looking at this trying to figure out life 🍿

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣

[Aerissa_Jade]

I think it is hilarious, especially since it is plant based so... now they are made from plants, wonder what plant has a weenie.

[Msputiton]

Good question🤣

[Ms_Facesitter]

I think they did the packaging like that on purpose 😂

[Msputiton]

I kinda do to. I mean what is the odds of this just happening to settle like that 🤣

[Bricealan]

Alright, 'Ms" you've done it again. Made me laugh here in my computer chair!!!

[Msputiton]

I can't take credit for it.
This is all taraji p henson.

[Sparkie460]

Yes that's funny. I have never seen a sausage do that ever.

[Msputiton]

Beyond sausage. Is the vegan version

[Sparkie460]

They didn't fill them very well if they shrink like that

[Msputiton]

Agree not sure what went down with these

[Sparkie460]

Is that supposed to be a pun. Lol

[Pink2000]

Yes a little bit. The sausages are on gummy worm

[Charliefretz329]

Hilarious 😆, I’d have laughed out loud in the grocery!!!

[Msputiton]

So true

[dustybiker]

Charlie went and did it. 😠

[dustybiker]

Whoops forgot the tag @Charliefretz329

[Msputiton]

Charlie better not have

[dustybiker]

That’s right.

[sirderpsalot123]

Terrible bodyguards.

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Hey!

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂😂

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 You’re just irked cause of my girlfriend comment. 😝

[dustybiker]

… quote (lol)

[Msputiton]

girlfriend comment👀

[dustybiker]

@Msputiton It was DM. Just taking the stick and poking him back. lol

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker 🤬🤬🤬

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 🤣

[Msputiton]

Somebody gotta keep him straight.

[dustybiker]

He knows who he’s messin’ with too.

[Msputiton]

Yup. And he ain't want none of that.

[dustybiker]

lmao

[Aerissa_Jade]

I thought he did too, except it says "Plant based"

[Charliefretz329]

Nah, mine would’ve filled the slot… lol and I only got one of em

[Msputiton]

@Charliefretz329 🤣🤣🤣

[dustybiker]

@Aerissa_Jade Excellent catch!! 👏

@Msputiton And here we were all worried for nothing.
@sirderpsalot123 😝

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

Y’all love my penis too much. I think I might keep it

[Msputiton]

@Charliefretz329 yay!

[dustybiker]

Double. Yay!!

[Charliefretz329]

But I might get y’all’s names tattooed on it and encircled with a heart ❤️

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 🤣 That even made the guard chuckle 😎😎😎😎

[Charliefretz329]

Glad to hear! It’s settled then, headed to the parlor tomorrow 😌

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 okay

[Charliefretz329]

🤣 😜

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 ha! Called your bluff. I was gonna say good luck finding an artist who would.

[Charliefretz329]

I know some who would though lol

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Yeah. Doubt they are hygienic though. End up with a throbbing pp.

[Charliefretz329]

Professional tattoo artists only for me ma’am, regardless of the specifics. A good place in st Augustine last I checked! And specializing in penis piercings too

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Can I have the name? I’m gonna call them and specifically request they not permanently attach my name to anyones pp’s.😉

[Charliefretz329]

I’ve already said too much obviously 🙄 lol 😂 I don’t need your guard causing the needle to slip

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 *radio blip and crackle* “Sorry.” 😎😎😎😎

[Charliefretz329]

I’ll never tell! 😡

[Charliefretz329]

Dusty heart ❤️ lol

[dustybiker]

@Msputiton crashed out sleeping. I need her support here.😴

[Charliefretz329]

No worries, Charlie’s about to sleep too, way past my bedtime

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Sleep well my friend.

[Charliefretz329]

Hugs 🤗

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 🤗..

[Msputiton]

My bad. Yeah i fell asleep it been a hectic weekend and the sandman gave me a 2 piece spicy

[Charliefretz329]

Spicy chicken?

[Charliefretz329]

Real question is would you eat one if it was real man meat? 🤔🧐🧐

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Leave her alone Charlie. 😝

[dustybiker]

@Msputiton You earned sleep. 😎

[Charliefretz329]

Hugs 🤗 ok ok

[Jennz6]

Looks like a penis

[Msputiton]

Yes a cold shriveled up penis.

[Charliefretz329]

Poor cold lonely little penis

[exitseven]

hahahahahha What happens when you put it in the microwave?

[Sixgunsound]

Wow... that is amazing.

[Msputiton]

Agree🤣

[Sixgunsound]

What kind of plant do they cut that off of again? Soy boi?

[JustinTheGreat]

I should call him…😕

[Msputiton]

Who ya callin🤔

[JustinTheGreat]

Ya boyfriend 😫😫😫

[Msputiton]

I don't date dudes

[JustinTheGreat]

Then ya daddy. 😳

[Anonymous]

Had @purplepoppy found that first, I'm sure she would have written quite a story about it.

[Yellovv]

No, that's looking very small portion for you ☺️

[TheSpaceGnome]

Plant based penis.

[Msputiton]

Pretty much

[LavLavLuv]

It reminds me of something 💀💀

[Msputiton]

I couldn't imagine what that could be

[Fuentes]

Lol short packaged that sucks

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣

[Cubus]

I still try to comprehend.

[Msputiton]

It's a vegan sausage but somewhere along the trip it got shaped in to what looks like a soft shriveled penis.

[Cubus]

Well, if it is a member, then it can't be vegan :)

[Luckycharms12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 like mine on cold day 🤣🤣

[Msputiton]

Lmao