Would you eat food cooked in a crotch pot?

Question

A crotch pot is a bag you fill with food and shove down your pants to warm up with your body heat. They are marketed towards hikers looking to for a warm meal at the end of a long walk.

Yes it is a real thing. But the question is how willing are you to eat the the food afterwards?

Would you eat food cooked in a crotch pot?

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

“What’s Cooking Good Looking” comes to mind & thanks to the Crotch Pot the old saying can have new life once again. If I see a hottie & I say What’s Cooking Good Looking & she says soup maybe I’ll stop by for lunch but if she says sausage I’ll be out like a fat kid in dodgeball. As for the crotch pot I would have to wear a cup because I wouldn’t want that thing smacking my junk it might hurt a little.

Jersey2 · Accepted Answer

As someone who enjoys oral sex, I surprisingly find that I have some standards and this is a no. And this from someone who was okay with gritty dirt in their food in the army or food turned into cold soup because it was raining so hard no matter how fast you ate from your metal mess plate it was filled with water in seconds out in the field.

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

Remembers me on bags for colon cancer patients who talk with you about food recipes and let it run in the bag.

Paige90 · Accepted Answer

If the guy or girl was cute and had good hygiene I wouldn't hesitate to eat it.

bean2k21 · Answer

If it was authentic food from a native crotch, I don't see the issue. It would be kind of weird eating a taco out of a Romanian crotch, for example. But lamb stew out of a Welsh crotch sounds amazing.

Lliam · Answer

I never heard of such a thing. Seems like it would make hiking very uncomfortable and look bizarre. "What's that shit sloshing in your shorts?" I wouldn't wear one. It reminds me of a colostomy bag.

StormChaser838 · Answer

If my sweat and shit can be kept away from the food, and if it really does work, I would be willing to try it. But honestly, I don't think it may work.

matchrestore · Answer

I mean its a sealed bag, so why not- although I doubt it would be comfortable to hike with, or actually be that effective at warming your food.

Bricealan · Answer

'Purple' if we ever go hiking, you can take the 'crotch pot" put whatever you want to 'serve"(I prefer baked chicken) when we take a break, 'invite me to lunch" Bon appetite

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

Sure, as long as it’s vegan and something I like. Crotch pot is an excellent way to keep food warm sans microwave ovens.

ElGato31 · Answer

It won't get hot, not even warm. What a stupid idea!

Anonymous · Answer

I used to tuck round bread into my pants just to make my ass look bigger. Who doesn't love a big ass woman and shit flavored bread? 💃

Iron_Man · Answer

No, thanks all the sweaty fumes coming from that area. I don’t want those near my food.

molonski2 · Answer

If I knew the HOT cook , I dont think I'd have an issue...

Ninania · Answer

It's sealed in bag with no direct contact, of course I'll eat it.

Alltheflowers84 · Answer

Yeah I probably would. Why not? Especially if I am hiking and I am hungry!!

Anonymous · Answer

Confucius say woman who cooks carots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.

Anonymous · Answer

No. I would not, i would rather eat cold food or cook sth during a long hike

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

It'd be perfect for noodles or rice.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Yuck, no way

SnowedIn · Answer

I would, yes.

douride2 · Answer

No thanks. I will eat it cold.

LemiaOfThunder · Answer

Never heard of them tbh

4ngelic · Answer

ew no

legalboxers · Answer

blinks

Msputiton · Answer

🤮🤮🤮

Jennz6 · Answer

That’s silly

wannabecuck-2 · Answer

Ew..

OhyeahCumHere · Answer

No lol

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