If you had to pick a food (excluding fuits and vegetables) item as a weapon for a fight challenge, what would you pick?

[talka20]

Inspired from question of @Britney04 which was You we’re Challenged To Duel You Have To Pick Fruit as Weapon What Would you pick? ↗

[NamerOfStars]

A shame you excluded produce; a durian would be a fantastic weapon. Picture the hardness of a coconut with the spikes of a pineapple:

And on top of that, it smells so awful (supposedly) that it HAS to be sold frozen (in the US, at least), so your opponent might just run away.

So with that excluded... Hmm. I suppose it's just the food itself, so you couldn't use kebab or raubersteak skewers, or even one of those foods that's served alive (which I find horrendously cruel, anyway). So I think I'd go with one of those gyro-style meat cones of mutton or beef. They're heavy enough to be a serious weapon, but not beyond lifting (typically a little over a hundred pounds, but it varies wildly), so one or two good hits would put most people down. As an added bonus, they're already cooked, so if that doesn't work, you could drop it and run, hoping the snack would distract them. Or eat it afterwards, so it's both a weapon AND a victory feast.

[AviatorTom]

I'd pick a Durian. It is one of the stinkiest fruits, so bad it's outlawed on most hotels. I would throw it at my opponent, watch it splatter on their body and make them deal with the horrid smell.

[DizzyDesii]

An orange. Them mfs hurt when thrown upside ya head like a dodge all

[DizzyDesii]

Oh no fruits crap wait

[talka20]

Sure waiting haha

[DizzyDesii]

A giant rib with a bone in it but it can't be the falll off the meat type lmao

[DizzyDesii]

*fall off the bone

[talka20]

Oh shit you're gonn crack open someone's head w that Desii !

[DizzyDesii]

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[purplepoppy]

A kebab so I could stab them with the skewer.

[exitseven]

I would get a drumstick from a 20 pound turkey and use it like a club

[MementoMori777]

You added veggies, it's GGs, I'm using a damn cactus 🌵

[Wise4myage]

Goose eggs, lol.

[talka20]

Why goose?

[Britney04]

Yeah an ostrich egg would be better.

[talka20]

Yes thats exactly what i thought too

[Wise4myage]

Goose eggs are a good size. Ostrich eggs would need a launcher, lol.

[LavLavLuv]

baguette

[LiamSawyer]

A watermelon

[Shamalien]

chili powder

[Britney04]

Eggs.

[talka20]

Heyyyy ! 😂😂 that was mine hahah

[Britney04]

Ok a hardboiled.

[talka20]

Hahah ure funny