How many pints can you drink?

[purplepoppy]

Everyone knows a man isn't a man unless he can drink at least 6 pints of full strength proper beer and walk in a straight line.
So, not including lite beer because that's for girls and children how many beers can you drink and still function?

[Anonymous]

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[WilmaReportu]

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[mstbooblover]

You're aware of the difference between drinking quickly one after the other 6 pints will not have the same effect as drinking, let's say, one pint every 2 hours, the 6 being spread over 12 hours?

Normally I'm fine with 2 pints of strong beer in the evening. When I also drink a glass or two wine with my midday meal, and sometimes a whiskey or two, I guess that with all these drinks together we reach the equivalent of 6 pints of strong beer over a period of 12 hours. Well, even then I'm still fine and walking straight. Doing that is OK once in a while, but every day certainly to be avoided...

Let me take the opportunity of this question to point to the danger of drinking during the day regularly one or two pints every hour or two. That leads straight to alcoholism, because the drinker is not really aware anymore of the ingested alcohol quantity.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I'll probably complain of bloating (and possibly flatulence) rather than the buzz I'd get out of 16 fluid ounces of a strong ale. Usually, I'd immediately stop after finishing that first 16 fl. oz. glass of strong ale and switch to something else that won't bloat me.

[electromagnetic]

None.
I don’t drink alcohol. I can put down 6 pints of kombucha though.

[Lliam]

That advertisement is hilarious. The endorsements and even the last line about "beers and agrochemicals". Very enticing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I never went to pubs to drink lots of pints. It wasn't part of my culture.
So, in answer to your question, I have no idea how many I can drink. I'd say not many. I don't drink all that often. I don't even care for beer all that much, although a good porter is sometimes a treat.

When I was young, my friends and I used to get kegs and party like Vikings. I drank quite a bit at those parties, but I have no idea how much.

When I get too drunk, I get dizzy and puke up my guts. It's no fun. I'm a lightweight.

[EricSummer]

It's off the Viz Magazine from Newcastle.

[Levin]

That's like asking someone how many pushups they can do, ie a meaningless question. '50 pushup' crowd probably couldn't do 20 if they did them properly.

Totally varies with what they have eaten and length of time. You can space it over a night and not get that drunk. Although I don't really drink alcohol much anymore as it's a depressant and drinking to get drunk is fucking stupid.

[AviatorTom]

Guess I've never been "a real man". I used to be able to do 3 or 4 pints of bitter before I would start feeling the effects. Now, one pint does it!

[Lionman95]

Not enough to be seen as a man from a Welsh or English stand point. At most I probably can drink 2 but I couldn´t imagine drinking alcohol all day. So I´m talking about only evening times.

[DryGermanGuy]

I never cared for how much I could drink, but rather how much I want to drink. Regarding pints, the answer is most likely one.

[matchrestore]

I can manage to walk myself home from the bar without stumbling or swerving after 7 or 8. I don't drink that many too often though.

[DJB72]

I drink homebrew cider that makes beer look like lemonade. Four pints and call the ambulance for alcohol poisoning.

I usually stop after 7

[goaded]

I've drunk 8 or more in a night, but cider, not beer.

[exitseven]

When I used to drink I could drink a 6 pack and still drive okay.

[Sparkie460]

Apparently I'm not a real man. The most I would drink is 1 or 2 beers. I don't drink to get drunk. I have a beer or two to relax

[Shamalien]

A great deal more than I should. 6 pints is definitely okay, to do it safely I’d probs have 2 an hour so 3 hours

[Iron_Man]

I have no idea I’m a non-drinker. I’m a former physical combat athlete doesn’t that count?

[Laurenitis]

I won a drinking contest once lol but I don't know how many

[Anonymous]

I don't drink beer, Scotch for me and I've drunk half a bottle in a functionally drunk sitting

[Anonymous]

1. I don't need to stammer like a drunk to prove I have balls

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've never tried beer so it'd be zero.

[MissBoogus]

I can have half a pint

[clampfan101]

This is not what makes a man.

[Andres77]

12 pack (6%) in 6 hours.

[Anonymous]

I try to drink at least 4 a day.

[Luopio27]

3 pints of beer.