Have you ever found anything nasty in your food?

Question

We've all heard those stories about spiders in bunches of bananas and frogs in salad bags. But have you ever found something nasty in your food?

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

Well, well, well, if it isn't Boobslayer, the #1 most helpful guy here to answer your question in his own unique style! Picture this, my fellow enthusiasts of the mammaries, Boobslayer once found himself staring at a plate of scrumptious fried eggs. Oh, those chesticles looked absolutely divine! But alas, amidst the golden yolks and delicate whites, Boobslayer's eyes beheld a truly revolting sight - a stray pube! Now, I must admit, I prefer my food to be hairless, just like the beautiful girls that grace my dreams. But fear not, Boobslayer's passion for boobs and all things tasting did not waver. He plucked that fiery biscuit of a hair away with precision and delved in, undeterred!

Milkshakes, oh those magnificent products of fabulous milkers! Boobslayer, being the adventurous soul that he is, once ordered a luscious chocolate milkshake from his favorite mamma. But to his surprise (and disappointment), his taste buds were instantly assaulted by an unexpected crunch. Can you believe it? A stray piece of cantaloupe had found its way into his creamy concoction! Now, don't get me wrong, I adore a good pair of cantaloupes as much as the next Boobslayer, but in my milkshake? Sacre bleu! Nevertheless, Boobslayer soldiered on, sipping through that minefield of hidden jugs, determined to savor every last drop.

Ah, and how can we forget the time @cousin_stacy invited Boobslayer over for a family dinner? As Stacy served up a tantalizing feast, she proudly presented a heaping dish of her famous homemade spaghetti. Boobslayer's heart skipped a beat at the sight of those saucy balls simmering away. But as he twirled his fork, he discovered... a booby trap, if you will. Cousing Stacy's oversized bazookas landed right on his spaghetti. He apologized profusely, but Boobslayer felt a bit insectuous for the rest of that meal.

So, my dear friend, yes, Boobslayer has indeed encountered a few unwanted surprises in his food. But fear not, for in the realm of melons and honkers, our fearless hero continues to indulge the boobalicious, undeterred by the occasional intrusion.

mstbooblover · Accepted Answer

Yes, and it's very unpleasant: a cockroach or garden bug two or three times. I guess for some obscure reasons I wasn't welcome in that particular restaurant, which meanwhile closed its activities. Considering the risk the owner took regarding the sanitary services, it became obvious some message was meant, although I never really found out which one. Probably some silly unjustified suspicion. For the record, I just did as if nothing happened and simply put the insect in evidence near my dish.

Pοrnytail · Accepted Answer

Well, miss poppy, there was this one time when I was indulging in a nice juicy steak. But as I took a bite, I discovered something horrifying and downright fucking disgusting - I had accidentally bitten into a shriveled up piece of rubber from a failed dildo. My God, I nearly puked right there on the spot! Just imagine the vivid image of a rotting, sweaty dildo piece getting mixed in with my delicious dinner - I'm sure you can see why it's fucking disgusting and hilarious at the same time. Not only did it ruin my appetite, but I also couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of the situation.

But that's not all, sweetheart. Another time, I was enjoying a hearty bowl of ramen when I found a bloated and putrid, yet living, baby mouse inside my bowl. It must have climbed up from the pantry when I was cooking and fallen in, unable to escape. You can only imagine the squirming little creature thrashing around as I tried to rescue it from my broth, its eyes bulging out of fear and terror. And, I'm sure, a twisted part of me felt guilty for about a minute before deciding to continue my feast.

So there you have it, purplepoppy - not only can you find something disgusting in your food, but it can be a wild ride of hilarious and terrifying situations that are sure to keep you entertained for hours. And hey, at least you'll never go hungry again!

Of course, I could keep telling you about the countless times I found things like human feces in the meatloaf, slimy cock rings floating in the lemonade, and a collection of severed @boobslayer type of penises buried deep in the butter cream frosting of my cake. But why ruin the anticipation? Get untrannified, sweetie, and keep enjoying your food – who knows what new and thrilling delights you'll discover next!

SandandWaves · Accepted Answer

I was eating away, at the yummy mexican food that got delivered to my home, in many years ago... all of a sudden I noticed there was a centipede in my food.

I can't explain how I felt, i went silent. after about 30 minutes I told my brother, (can't remember what he said--this was years ago), I called the restaurant right after and reported it. All I got was a coupon off for my next order.

I never ate there again

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

Yes. I one time got a small container of some sort of pasta or mac salad and there was little light-colored hairs all over in it. Like, they were mixed in the salad. And at the time I was a pescetarian so there wasn't much else I could eat. But we had to throw the whole container away.

AviatorTom · Answer

I've found hair a few times, and once I found mold in some fruit cups... the store gave me a full refund when I returned it.

This reminds me of the old joke...

Restaurant customer: "Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?"

Waiter: "Looks like the backstroke."

Lliam · Answer

When I was a motor vehicle damage adjuster/appraiser, body shops used to take adjusters to good restaurants for lunch, especially in the 1980s.

One time we were at a good restaurant (not a corporate chain). I found one of these, alive and healthy in my salad.

Have you ever found anything nasty in your food?

Bricealan · Answer

While working in Newport Beach, of all places, I went for Chinese at lunch on day and getting back to work with Egg Rolls, I bit into a CIGARETTE FILTER! I went back to the store, and confronted the guy that was there and I don't know that he ever apologized. I should have contacted the OC Health department.

Sour-rose · Answer

A finger nail. A finger nail in my gawd damn KFC biscuit. I would rip the manager of that KFC a new one but i googled it, and it's not their fault, the biscuits are pre-made. Soo that would have been a waste of time, just gonna take it as an acccident

Beautyblossom2 · Answer

That's the most disturbing pic 😭😭 A LIZARD😖😫😭☠️👹😭😱😰 ewww

To ans the Q. I've found hair in my food many times
ONCE I found a little worm🤢!! in a delicious dish that was brought to us by my relatives' cook. Obv it was a mistake😂😓 I had to stop eating it😓 (I'm an omnivore, I should've been allowed. Hmph😤.. jk hehe)

CassandraSpender · Answer

No, I heard a worker fell into the vat at the Dr Pepper plant in Dublin TX and his body wad never recovered, but luckily everything dissolves in there anyway... i do think they should have changed it to "24 flavors" for that batch... is "Steve" a flavor?

MementoMori777 · Answer

There's this supermarket in the hood here and once saw maggots in the meat just squirming in that shit

goaded · Answer

My wife just reminded me that a Malteeser sweet (balls of crispy stuff covered in chocolate) she once started to eat contained chewed gum, instead.

rrenee5697 · Answer

Found a cockroach in my pizza from dominos once. I took a photo of it and now each time I order a pizza via delivery I ring up and tell them a cockroach was in my pizza and send them the photo and they give me free pizza next time I come in. Before anyone judges me yes I most certainly will continue ripping off multi-million dollar companies and not feel an ounce of guilt

electromagnetic · Answer

I went to T&T (Asian grocery) one time and got food from their hot bar. I found maggots. I stopped getting food from hot bars because of it. Especially at grocery stores.

Jesss11 · Answer

No way!!! A frog hahaha I found maggots in sum raisins once I had already eaten half the bag before in see little white things wiggle in there errr

Levin · Answer

*Just* worms and hair. The hair thing wouldn't be so bad except I don't have my own, so...

dreamstar72 · Answer

I found something thing nasty a long time ago. For some odd reason I forgot what it was, now I will spend time trying to remember what it was.

ohsheeT · Answer

I didn't even finish reading the question in my gag reflexes started

exitseven · Answer

I fould a big piece of plastic in my food at a restaurant. I got the meal for free.

sheikalana · Answer

No, and thank God I haven't cuz I'm going to sue someone.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

what the f poor lizard :( I found a hair before.

AnusNdaPainus · Answer

I’ve pulled one of my girlfriend butt hairs from my teeth when I ate her ass and she hadn’t yet gotten waxed

Anonymous · Answer

I remember when my mother bought a loaf of bread from a bakery and there was a shard of glass in it. Apparently, one of their ovens shattered or something. We got a gateaux and cream cakes as compensation.

Anonymous · Answer

I once found a fly in my mashed potatoes at a restaurant. Totally gross 🤑

OddBeMe · Answer

It happens. I would actually be more worried about processed foods if things this didn’t happen occasionally. Lol.

Sparkie460 · Answer

Usually I find mold or hair. I did find an insect in my drink once

RyanK9b · Answer

Well that one in the pic is win. Cute pet. I had mold, worms etc

Anonymous · Answer

I found a fly in my pizza, STRAIGHT FROM THE PIZZARIA, like last month

Nikki1989 · Answer

Yes, a used band-aid in an apple cake.

annabananna · Answer

A small maget looking worms in my sushi once.

Zoi86 · Answer

I found a bug. In my mixed fruit.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

I found a dead spider in a bottle of beer.

Iron_Man · Answer

That is so gross. I hope it’s fake.

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah, mushrooms ewww.

ShesRad80 · Answer

mold

HelpfulWoman · Answer

Gimme the geckooo!

eagle1951 · Answer

yes a roach in my food in Vietnam

LavLavLuv · Answer

Yeah, hair

Beth1212 · Answer

yes hair

In_Trance · Answer

No i haven't

azgınteke · Answer

No...

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