Real cooking for men. Out of frozen pizza? Got white bread, ketchup and cheese? Got 45 seconds?

[RingOfFire]

Spread some ketchup on white bread (cooks best if the bread is frozen)

Sprinkle on lots of garlic powder (secret ingredient).

Add your favorite cheese on top.

45 seconds in the microwave and...

BAM! YOU GOT PIZZA!

I'm telling you it works!

And remember guys... any meal you can hold down is a GOOD meal. 👍

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Using bagels or English muffins as the crust is a better idea. Pizza sauce and then cheese (mozzarella or marbled sharp cheddar). Anything else and in the oven it goes.

[RingOfFire]

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[CrimsonAngel09]

Should try pizza bagels hermano.

I always add Italian seasoning on mine.

This is just... no.

[RingOfFire]

MMMMMMM

Invite me over and I will! 😀

[Dinklex3]

🤮🤮

Naan bread, chunky garden ragu, mozzarella & provolone, then cracked black pepper to finish it off. Won’t take any more than 7 mins in oven. You’re welcome.

[RingOfFire]

You cookin' ? 😀

[Anonymous]

[Miah05]

Eww.

[RingOfFire]

Tasted good to me! 😀

[RingOfFire]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Apple1996]

Well it's better than nothing

[Anonymous]

That’s pitiful.

[RingOfFire]

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[gorydetails]

bruh.