Have you eaten at a cereal cafe?

[purplepoppy]

A cereal cafe is a cafe that specializes in serving bowls of cereal. It's the same stuff you can buy at a supermarket but at ten times the price so I can't see the point myself.

Thoughts?

[Lliam]

The perfect place for preschoolers to take their girlfriends on dates.

Waiter - "Good afternoon sir, madam. Are you ready to place your orders or do you need a few more minutes?"
Boy - "Yes. I believe we're ready. Darla, what will you have?"
Girl - "I would like the Fruity Pebbles with organic, free range, skimmed milk."
Waiter - "Excellent choice, madam. And you, sir?"
Boy - "I'll have your he-man breakfast."
Waiter - "Frosted Flakes and Wheaties topped with Lumberjack hickory-maple seasoning and Bourbon Barrel maple syrup and milk. And anything to drink?"
Boy - "Yes. Chocolate milk. Whole milk, and make it a double."
Waiter - "Whole milk on the cereal, as well, sir?"
Boy - "Of course."
Waiter - "And can I start you two with an appetizer? We have a delicious variety of mini doughnuts."
Girl - "None for me, thank you. I'm watching my figure."
Boy - "No. That will be all for now, waiter."
Waiter - "Right away, sir."

The girl says, coquettishly, "Did you get so big and strong by eating such hearty meals, Alfalfa?"
Alfalfa blushes. "My body is a temple, Darla." Then he gazes at her adoringly and says, "And your womanly figure is obviously a testament to your conscientious diet."
Darla - "Oh Alfalfa, you say the sweetest things."
Alfalfa - "Only because you are so sweet, Darla."
Darla - "You really know how to treat a lady, Alfalfa." Then, looking around, she says "This establishment is so elegant."
Alfalfa - "Nothing but the best for you, Darla. I believe in going first class."
Darla - ❤️❤️❤️

[Tapeworm]

Oh, me no understand this "cereal cafe" thing! Me just want to eat something that taste good and fill me up, not some fancy bowl of cereal that cost more than a night with a hot, horny girl! Me prefer something that give me energy for my wild, animalistic adventures, like a big, juicy steak or a plate of sizzling bacon! Me not care about fancy cafes or overpriced cereal, me just want something that fill me up and make me feel alive!

But if me have to choose between a bowl of cereal and a night with a hot, horny girl, me choose the girl every time! Me no care about fancy food or expensive cafes, me just want to feel the warmth of her body and the passion of her embrace! Me want to lose myself in her eyes, her laughter, and the sweet, sweet sound of her moaning my name as I pound her into submission!

So, me not care about this "cereal cafe" thing, me just want to live life to the fullest, with plenty of food, fun, and fucks! Me not understand why humans care so much about fancy cafes and overpriced cereal when they could be out there living life to the fullest, just like me! Me want to see humans let go of their silly obsessions and embrace the wild, erotic beauty of life!

So, me say no to cereal cafe and yes to wild, animalistic adventures! Me want to see humans stop worrying about fancy food and start focusing on what really matters: love, laughter, and the sweet, sweet taste of victory in the bedroom! Me want to see humans embrace their inner beast and let loose in a frenzy of passion and pleasure!

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've never ate at a cafe like that before. It'd be more interesting if they did stuff like oatmeal, grits, smoothie bowls etc. as breakfast.

[EmmaMary]

@purplepoppy

I've never seen or even heard of such a place here in the UK.

[purplepoppy]

There's a few dotted around the country. Mostly in London but ones just opened in Cardiff

[EmmaMary]

@purplepoppy

I did somehow think that there might be these places in the London area... But Cardiff? Perhaps I should start looking more closely to home!

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[mstbooblover]

Having never been to such a cereal cafe, I can still guess that basically the idea is to be elsewhere than home, be it alone, with friends or a date. What is certain is that when you go to any kind of cafe or restaurant, there is the place, table and chair, that is sort of hired for a few hours, and that counts for the bill, the owner of the place having all kinds of costs and taxes to pay.

Meaning comparing prices the supermarket and the cafe makes not really sense, because the circumstances are different when choosing the cafe or restaurant.

[WhiteSteve]

There’s a place near where I went to college that’s more of a bar, and it specializes in old school stand-up arcade games, and in addition to drinks, they serve all kinds of sugary cereals, just keying in on the childhood nostalgia and the history of how we became fat Americans, lmao

[IrishStewed]

It gives people the chance to try out different cereals before they buy them. How many boxes of cereal do you have in your cupboard that you didn't like?

[purplepoppy]

Only cereal we buy is porridge oats but it's a good question especially since most boxes are designed attract children.

[IrishStewed]

When I was a kid I loved reading the ads and the backs of cereal boxes.

[Pudsmucker]

I cannot justify eating cereal at a restaurant. If I go to a restaurant I am going to sit down and enjoy a decent cooked meal.

[CassandraSpender]

Yes, like a Cafe that's one of a series...

Better look out for the cereal killer, he already got Tony and the Capt'n

[NathanDavis]

interesting concept...

but not really... unless I am able/allowed to bring my own milk... lol

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I've been to one in Northridge (California) and, frankly, I wasn't impressed.

[DextroShade]

Unless they are making their own unique cereals that can't be bought in stores I don't see the point. It would be like opening an ice cream shop serving Breyers and Mayfield.

[Sparkie460]

No I can't say I have. I didn't even know a place like that existed

[exitseven]

No, and now that you explain it to me it will never happen

[DJB72]

They have these? Weird

[Jmmmfi4]

NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING

[Cutegirl06]

No I haven't. Never heard of it before

[douride2]

I have never even heard of a cereal cafe.

[AviatorTom]

Never seen one.

[Guido]

No place like that exists here.

[elaphe]

I have never heard of such a thing.

[RedInnocent68]

No, but I like the idea!

[JamesRandiDebates]

Never heard of one. Sounds silly.

[Abdulwahh]

No lol

[Anonymous]

No..