If women love big bananas so much why do they always choose the small ones?

[RingOfFire]

I get my groceries delivered because I hate shopping and don't have the time for it.

Every time I get a delivery, the "personal shopper" leaves a little note in with the groceries thanking me for my order. And they put their first name on it.

When it's a man's name, the bananas are always the really big ones. But when it's a woman's name they are always the little tiny microscopic bananas. I hate those little ones.

Why do they do that? I thought women LOVED big bananas?

[FreyaRed]

Well, you have to eat the small banana to attract big ones. When you eat big bananas the peach turns in giant lemon and all types of bananas will run away, no matter big or small.
We are still talking about fruits, right?

[RingOfFire]

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[PBandJ_Nerd]

They want to keep the big bananas for their PB, banana, and honey sandwiches.

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[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I think it's because they usually put them into their mouths rather than the other holes. I think bigger is only better for women if they're putting things in the other holes.

[Zestyassmf1997]

They’re keeping the big ones for themselves. What do you need them for?

[RingOfFire]

🤣 I was thinking about saying they were saving the big ones for themselves when I wrote this!

[NathanDavis]

bananas are berries...

raspberries are not...

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[7Phoenix7]

Maybe they picked them based on thickness instead of Length lol

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