You host a fancy cookout, and a guest requests a steak well done with ketchup, what do you do?

You host a fancy cookout, and a guest requests a steak well done with ketchup, what do you do?
Politely ask him to leave
Laugh then say "no seriously, how do you really want it?"
Grit your teeth and give him what he wants
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I'm disappointed the first choice is not the most popular
You host a fancy cookout, and a guest requests a steak well done with ketchup, what do you do?
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