Did you ever accidentally eat B-B's?

[FunkyMonkee]

One day this woman was making stew for her family and when she reached into her closet for something, she accidentally knocked over a box of B-B's and some of them went into the stew. The next day her daughter comes running out of the bathroom crying, "Mom, I just did number 2 and there were B-B's in it!!" The woman says, I know, honey, it's alright, they'll just pass through you." A little while later her son yells, "Hey, mom!!" But she interrupts, "I know, I know, you were going number 2 and there were B-B's in it." He says, "No! I was beating off and I just shot the dog!!"

[nolabels]

Lol.
That's funny.
Although it's quite the trick as to how a BB got transferred from the digestive system to the male reproductive system.

I used to have this memory of me and another guy taking a whiz outside when we were kids.
I remember seeing a little piece of poop come shooting out of his wiener.
In fact, that memory still seems real to me, even though I know that it's virtually impossible.
I say virtually impossible because I recently read somewhere that there actually are very rare cases where the colon can be connected by a small conduit to the urinary system, allowing feces to enter the urine stream.
Yuck.

I imagine that my memory is purely a kid's imagination, though.
For all I know, my buddy or someone behind us chucked a little chunk of mud making it look from my perspective as if it shot of his dick.

[FunkyMonkee]

Suspension of belief.

[nolabels]

Well, allllll rightttttyyyyy, then.
Lol.

[FunkyMonkee]

That's why my parents never watched anything sci-fi. They were only interested in reality and just couldn't tolerate anything that had very little of it. You're SUPPOSED to just sit back and enjoy the story, not knit pick over details that aren't real. But, it was perfectly okay when John Wayne killed all the Germans, Japs and Indians all by himself.

[nolabels]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Did I ever tell you that I can't watch TV or movies without visualizing all of the production crew and equipment surrounding the scenes being filmed.

It's a curse.
I can't just enjoy anything I watch.
I calculate the number of times that the director must have yelled "CUT" by how wooden and over-directed some actors get in delivering their lines.
I count the number of separate camera shots that are used to cobble together 5 second scenes, 10 second scenes, however many seconds.

It drives me crazy.

It all started about twenty years ago, out of the f'ing blue.
After it happened the first time, there was never any returning of my ability to suspend my disbelief.

I can only watch reality style TV now.
No kidding.

[FunkyMonkee]

No, you didn't.
What do you mean, it DRIVES you crazy? I think you've been there and back several times! Next time, you should fly! It's quicker!

[nolabels]

No thanks, I can't fly.
For that matter, I've never tried to fly.
My mommy never bought me a Superman cape when I was little.
Maybe she thought that I might try to fly if I had one.

I do not dispute your assertion that I've, on more than a few occasions, visited Crazytown or Crazyville, or even Crazyopolis, although I'm not a fan of big cities.

I do like riding trains, though.
I'll consider Amtrak the next time, since I no longer drive any further than 10 miles or so anymore, and only if I know exactly where I'm going and exactly how to get there.

That'd leave Cuckoo Crossings out of my realm of transportational knowledge.

It always seems to be located in a different place these days.

[FunkyMonkee]

Would it be... the crazy train?

[nolabels]

It could indeed.

All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

OMG I cracked the da fuq up hahaha Thanks for sharing !

[FunkyMonkee]

No problem! Glad you liked it!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for MHO :)

[FunkyMonkee]

Enjoy it!

[Dongie]

Hahaha... good.

I got mine today. About 2 hours ago.

[FunkyMonkee]

Cool! I accidentally started 3 drops yesterday and, so far, nothing feels wrong.

[Dongie]

He said probably 4 days, and we will begin to feel the effects. I just got finished with things, so I'm starting tomorrow.

[FunkyMonkee]

Did you have any trouble dissolving the chlorite? I mixed mine 4 days ago and it's STILL sitting at the bottom of the bottle!!

[Dongie]

I have a bottle of liquid.

[Dongie]

Did you get the strong version? msm?

[FunkyMonkee]

I have no idea. He said nothing to me about different versions. He said he CAN'T sell pre-made stuff. all I got were bags of powder and empty eye dropper bottles.

[Dongie]

Hmmm... yeah, I recall him saying that about the most. I got the cds-6. It's a diluted version. It sits better on the stomach. Recommended for my sister.

[Dongie]

Did you try a blender and maybe heat again.

[FunkyMonkee]

I asked for MMS and as far as I know, that's what he sent me.
No because you're not supposed to use metal to mix it. Only plastic or wood. Besides, we're only talking about 2 oz. of water! The bender wouldn't even recognize that it was there.

[Dongie]

Yeah, I'm sure it is.
No metal. That's why mine was at a different price.

[FunkyMonkee]

Why?

[Dongie]

It's diluted down. It has less of the cure.

[FunkyMonkee]

Yours?
I've done 3 drops 2 days in a row. I have a feeling it's already working on me. My stomach's been going buts all evening.

[Dongie]

I got the wrong water. I have to go back to the store tomorrow. Did you get the other stuff that flushes the system? I did and started it today.

That's good news. I'm ready to be very healthy feeling.

[Dongie]

Yeah, chlorite. Green stuff.

[FunkyMonkee]

I got the distilled water like it says to get.
I suppose what I'm taking now is supposed to flush out. Had to take a rather mushy dump today that smelled pretty bad. Looked like Peanut butter but had kind of garlic smell to it. I haven't had garlic in about 50 years!
Green stuff? What green stuff? My chlorite's in small white flakes.

[Dongie]

Chlorella Vulgaris.

[Dongie]

Probably one type for each.

[FunkyMonkee]

Never got that.

[Iron_Man]

You mean be be bullets absolutely not you’re talking about the BB gun

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes, the things you shoot out of a BB gun.

[stranger_girll]

what is bb

[Iron_Man]

Bullets from a BB gun

[FunkyMonkee]

Ball bearings. Hence, the term, B_B's.

[Iron_Man]

Hot dog

[exitseven]

Hahahaha.