Buffets are great, they let you eat food from all around the world on the same plate, just as long as it's beige. In the UK buffets are usually that means a mix of British foods like pizza and quiche with Chinese stuff like spring rolls and Indian things like samosas.
But when you circle the buffet table ignoring the salad bowl what makes up the bulk of your plate?
Forget the measly salad; I'm here for the carb-loaded, beige wonderland. The thought of piling my plate high with crispy spring rolls, their juicy interiors begging to be unleashed, has my cock twitching with anticipation.
Then comes the pizza, oh, that heavenly combination of melted cheese and savory toppings. Each slice is a testament to my insatiable appetite, and as I imagine cramming it into my eager mouth, my hand furiously works my shaft. And don't even get me started on the quiche, that creamy, eggy delight wrapped in a flaky crust. It's like a little pocket of debauchery, just waiting for my seed to spill all over it.
Samosas, those crispy, triangular bundles of pure pleasure, stuffed with spiced potatoes and peas. They're like little edible bombs, ready to explode with flavor and my hot, sticky coom. As I continue jacking off, my mind races with visions of a buffet table drenched in my essence, a lurid masterpiece of gluttony and lust.
I'm the king of this buffet. But you, on the other hand, are just a spectator in this feast of filth, worthy only of being coated in my coom, a reminder of your insignificance compared to the glory of my buffet fantasies.
Before Chinese and Indian buffets were around, I remember when Swedish smorgasbords were the new thing. Later, a chain called Sir Georges Smorgasbord came along with American food like roast beef, turkey, mashed potatoes, etc.
I prefer Chinese buffets both for health and taste reasons. Indian buffets have good food but I feel like they don't make healthy versions of their cultural foods at buffets and also I feel there is more taste variety at Chinese buffets, since China has to feed 2 billion people each year, and they innovate dishes more.
I like buffets (Swedish buffets called here) with fresh salads and freshly roasted meats by a cook who makes you a duck breast, lobster tail or steck on demand.
I don't like deep fried stuff covered with fatty gravy and dry meat hours old made by some catering company like 95% of buffets I've seen.
In the vibrant tapestry of a buffet, my adventurous spirit is drawn to the colorful array of Indian dishes. The hearty flavors of samosas, the rich, aromatic curries, and the fluffy naan bread create a symphony of taste that's hard to resist. Each bite tells a story of spices and tradition that I love to explore. Buffets are a culinary voyage around the world on a plate, all in one delicious setting! 🍛
There is a great Chinese Buffet I go to and I love their food. They have a huge selection to choose from. But you have to be fast. They put a new bowl of crab legs out and they are gone in a flash. Otherwise, the Orientals hog it all and fill their plate with them, not leaving any for someone else. ☹
I’m sorry but here in the USA buffets are where the people who voted for tRump go for “All You Can Eat” offers for $9.95. The food has been sitting out in warming trays for hours and is either dried out or teeming with bacteria or both. Buffets therefore get a bad rap here.
So the thought of a buffet just turns my stomach. I don’t want to be around the food or the people.
I'm kinda breakfast buffet , but really I can never eat enough to justify , but I love the breakfast if I can save mid morning ( that does not work too well on many of these ) but because I only eat twice a day , fresh poached eggs and salad in particular , juices and the like..
But I like all the options presented , key is the range I reckon rather than actual cuisine.
Honestly I'm not a fan of buffets they're always trying to make it financially viable so they can never give you actually good food XD I've had some that were ok but most of them I'd rather not.
I used to like pizza buffet. I have had American buffet with fried chicken etc. It was good and inexpensive. I like Chinese because they have variety except they put too much salt on some food to make us drink more water and feel full. It's a gimmick. I have been to Indian lunch buffet. it was ok. all Currys taste same to me. and tender chickens are a bit dry.
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