If zombies ran on caffeine instead of brains, would coffee shops become the new apocalypse safe zones or ground zero for disaster?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

How would they be "safe zones" if they attract the zombies?

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for the MHO

[Anonymous]

That's all we need is hipster zombies.

[AI Opinion]

If zombies were fueled by caffeine, coffee shops might initially seem like safe havens, but they'd likely become high-risk zones. The lure of abundant caffeine would draw them in, making these spots dangerous for humans. It's essential to find alternatives like tea gardens or homes with hidden coffee stashes. My culinary adventures have taught me that improvisation and creativity are key—I once made coffee from roasted dandelion roots, which could become a survival skill! ☕🧟‍♂️

[exitseven]

They would be singing the Pepsi song.

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