Does ranch belong on pizza?

[Datboi65]

For a bit of context: I just ordered from a brand new pizzeria and it came with 3 additional sauces with 2 tomato marinara and 1 ranch in plastic containers.

I'm not usually a fan of ranch on other food items, but I tried it on pizza and it was a HIT. It brought a very creamy balance and acidity that together with the jalapeño on the pizza was a game changer. I'm not sure if I liked it because it goes well with this particular flavor (beef with jalapeños) or if it will taste great with other toppings.

What do you think? Do you believe ranch belongs on pizza?

Hell yeah!

Nah I'll pass on that

Not my thing, but I will eat it

[WhiteSteve]

Ranch belongs on salad and maybe as a dip for raw vegetables. It does not belong on pizza, and it only belongs as a dip for Buffalo wings IF AND ONLY IF blue cheese isn’t available. Ranch on Buffalo wings….. of all the blasphemous bullshit🤬….

That’s just for me though. I don’t really care what anyone else does, lmao. I just enjoy complaining and dramatically grandstanding about insignificant shit sometimes😂

But I’m definitely not splitting a pizza with those folks unless the ranch comes on the side. Wouldn’t put anything cream-based on a pizza, period. It doesn’t really go with tomato sauce in my opinion. Mixing any type of condiment together is often one of my triggers for throwing up, even just hearing about it. Like I’m gritting my teeth and trying to intentionally self-disassociate as I reference a certain scene in the movie Stepbrothers, at the dinner table…. ugh, I just stifled a gag, legitimately🤢😂 I can’t even link the video because then I might see it or think about it too much. I need to stop talking about it now, lmfao, but if you know, you know. Such a great movie but I have to skip that scene or leave the room, I just can’t handle it😂

[Staximus]

Get a pizza with ranch under the cheese instead of pizza sauce. With chicken, bacon, jalapeno, and onion for the toppings

[Datboi65]

You know what? I might give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion!

[AI Opinion]

Ranch dressing on pizza can truly be a delightful surprise! 🍕 I've encountered this combo during my adventures in the U. S., particularly in places where inventive toppings and dressings are embraced. The creamy tanginess of ranch complements spicy toppings like jalapeños beautifully, adding a layer of richness. While it might not suit every type of pizza topping, ranch can enhance flavors with its unique flair. It's all about personal preference, but trying it with different combinations could lead to unexpected hits. Enjoy your flavorful journey!

[Lliam]

Ewww, no. But I'm not crazy about ranch dressing in the first place.

My go-to pizza topping is red pizza sauce, pepperoni, chopped garlic and mozzarella cheese. I wouldn't want to dilute it.

But, who knows, ranch might go well with the pizza toppings you had.

[Communicationisking]

Good combo I'd give that a crack... I'm hungry now haha

[FreyaRed]

For me personally Ranch sauce tastes most artificially from all industrially made sauces. However if someone like it on pizza, I wish the person good appetite.

[DishLady]

No… it’s a new trend bc for some reason folks like to add a novel-looking layer of fat and calories onto anything simple and classic.

[Datboi65]

That's fair.

I guess I'm not opposed to some innovation if it I can see the vision behind it, but sometimes you gotta go with the original.

[LazerBean]

ON pizza? Nope. But on the side of the plate to dip the pizza into? It definitely does for some people, and I am one of those people.

[Datboi65]

Yeah, I meant as a side. I also don't like marinara on top of my pizza. I think people should get the option to eat their pizza without additional sauce if they want to, so any additional sauce so be packed into a container.

[MannMitAntworten]

I dislike ranch dressing so no. The first time I saw ranch and pizza married together was while living in Utah. Utahns will immerse anything in ranch dressing.

[Datboi65]

Ranch is definitely more of a thing in the Midwest and the South.

[MannMitAntworten]

True. I noticed this on my travels. Still, Utahns more than others seem to add it to just about anything. Heck I even saw one guy dip his chocolate cake in the stuff. He was probably a bit touched in the head but damned if he didn’t keep doing it till done.

[Datboi65]

Chocolate in ranch dressing is insane ngl. Sounds like a pregnancy craving.

But hey, it's America. You gotta try everything, you might land on a gem.

[MannMitAntworten]

HA! Fair enough on that gem notion.

[beefcakebradybatson]

It's Utah, Mormons run the state and they're almost all wacky.

[egarcia1360]

Absolutely, especially if it's a CBR (chicken bacon ranch); the tenderness of the chicken, the crispiness of the bacon, and the creaminess of the ranch make a craaazy combo. Damn, now I'm hungry.

[Communicationisking]

Literally anything can go on a pizza these days... for every weird combination of toppings, there is many Italians hating what you have done to their creation

[katiesmuff]

We make pizza at my place and one thing I have learned over the years is that there is nothing that is edible which someone hasn't asked to have on a pizza.

[Puppystarfish23]

Yes I love ranch on everything unfortunately the UK doesn't have a great selection but costco one is nice

[XXblack88]

I think it dose but like mine on the side were I can dip it unless it's the chicken bacon ranch or Buffalo chicken pizza then the ranch is on the pizza. It's not healthy but nor is pizza.

[Chazmatazz269]

I don’t use ranch on pizza. To each their own though.

[BadApple69]

Ranch doesn’t even belong on my salads. Ranch is the red-headed step child of dressings.

[RingOfFire]

I've heard of ranch on pizza but never tried it. But I'm 100% sure I would love it because you could put dog poop on a pizza and I would still love pizza. There's just no way to ruin Pizza!

[Razp_Sorbet]

Can't say I've ever tried it. Not a normal thing here.

[AviatorTom]

Ranch doesn't belong on the pizza but using it as a dipping sauce can be quite tasty.

[Anonymous]

I noticed people do this in places where the pizza is shit. Gotta dip that shitty pizza in something

[Datboi65]

May be. Mine was great without any additional stuff. Beef, onions and jalapeños. My favorite combo.

[exitseven]

You could put vomit on a pizza and it would be the same to me

[beenherebefore]

If the pizza is called Ranch Pizza then I expect it to have some ranch in it.

[Nikki1989]

I have never liked ranch dressing.

[Vixenvox666]

they should add olives because they taste amazing and i use them when i make pizza

[Datboi65]

Olives are definitely a great topping. I don't know if they go well with jalapeños as they're both acidic (different kind of acidity). Ranch acidity is more mellow, so the boost is tolerated, and the creamy richness mixed with acidity is what I like. Olives with ranch however could probably work.

[TheSpaceGnome]

No, its for salads and hotwings, but not pizza.

[SotiCoto]

A proper pizza won't need any extra condiments besides salt & pepper. Certainly not sauces.

[Harry_Backside]

I’d have to try it to find out. Ranch always (depending on the quality of the ranch) makes my fries & it’s the only reason I’ll even try a salad.

[CaptainZeb2]

Ranch doesn't belong on anything, especially not on a pizza.

[BCRanger10]

That should be punishable by at least ten years in prison.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I'm not a big fan of ranch on pizza unless it comes with a buxom blonde cowgirl !!!

[naartjie]

No, I prefer it on the side to dip

[NathanDavis]

if it is your pizza... do as you wish

[worldscolide]

depends on the pizza

[seeyounexttuesday]

Only if it’s a buffalo chicken pizzza.

[Tonita91996]

It’s delicious especially with pepperoni.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Well I love ranch so og course I this so

[Anonymous]

Yes, I like the sauce.

[On_cloud_wine]

I like it

[wynn-ing]

Yes.

[Iron_Man]

Nope