Trump has just released his own brand of chickens. They are promoted as having pure white shells and the whiteist whites around a glorious gold yolk. Supermarkets have been ordered only to put them on the highest shelf so people have to look up to them and stretch as to represent reaching for the American dream.
The birds have been bred to be totally tasteless providing a blank sheet for Americans to create their culinary dreams upon. In contrast to to high shelf eggs, Supermarkets have been told to display the frozen chickens in chest freezers forcing customers to bow their heads in respect.
Trump claims its time to make omelettes great again and at only $20 a dozen they're a price worth paying. But are you going to buy?
Yes of course I will buy them. I will buy them after I have bought a sniper rifle and special bullets (MatchKing bullets) at over $10 a piece.
After having urinated on those T... eggs, I then post myself 1,000 yards from the set of T... eggs bought at the top shelf. Holding my breath, I will place one bullet in the middle of each of those eggs and when I have busted every single one, I know that I am ready.
I may even create a club or association that has the same aim and goal in life.
Trump got on his Knees and begged Iran for cease fire and in US he lies and says it was Iran and that Iran is using his cease fire Agreement, but Iran is about to start bombing again because Trump can't control the Jewish Hitler Bi Bi. Israel doesn't want war to stop. Look for Israel Todo a 9/11 in US to keep US in the war.
LOL I wouldn't consume genetically modified Frankenchicken if they gave it away for free. We buy eggs from people who pasture raise real chickens and give them organic feed. And we pay between $4 and $6 per dozen.
I would not buy them, but I love the satire in that description 😄
Food that is “totally tasteless” sounds like a nightmare to me. I still remember tasting rich, bright-orange yolks from a tiny farm in Tuscany, so full of flavor they barely needed salt. For twenty dollars a dozen, I would rather support real farmers, real flavor, and real chickens, not political branding.
So I'm assuming this is a joke, in which case it's kinda funny. The sad thing is, that it's impossible to tell anymore. Us normal people think something is a joke, but it turns out it's a trick to fool the dems (which works every time). Quick FYI: when supermarkets etc are told something by the administration - there's your first hint...
This doesn't make sense! Chickens don't have shells or yolks! CNN wrote this, didn't they? I won't buy the chickens but, can I buy you a brain? Obviously, the one you've got doesn't work very well.
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