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There IS karma, and there is NO escaping it!

There IS karma, and there is NO escaping it!



There is still a female privilege to use violence in many circumstances. My 'friend' Anne often takes advantage of these vestiges of gallantry.


We had an, ahem, disagreement about some things, such as hitting on her friend, reading her e mail, spreading gossip about her, and most of all pinching her gorgeous behind, in the tightest imaginable jeans, in front of co-workers...



She's quite fiery and she pushed me behind a door and 'WAHVAD!' let me have it on the right cheek (she's a lefty.) She works out a lot, so it was lucky she wasn't steady on her feet, since her heels were SO high. Also, her supertight jeans didn't let her get her core muscles behind it...!!!


Everything went dark and I could see 59 stars rotating in the dark (I counted them when my vision came back.)


I'm of the olds chool that says you can't hit a woman back, so I tried to make a joke of it and told her 'not bad for a girl in such HIGH heels and such TIGHT jeans"'... the count. She smiled and with only a little wind-up..SVALP..with her off hand, the right,on my left cheek, and I was able to slip that one a little so things didn't go black, but I did count 18 stars.


I told her the count and she flounced away, tottering on the heels and flexing those glutei, shooting over her shoulder...'77 is a lucky number, for me, not for you!' I came back with, 'Good math for a girl!'


But though she laughed and told her pals what she had accomplished (you could see her fingers outlined on my cheeks for hours afterward), I could see her shaking her wrist the rest of the day..


AFter a week the pain in her wrist and forearm wasn't getting better, though there was no swelling, no sign of a broken bone...so she went to a doctor.



He diagnosed a nerve condition, caused by repetitive motion of a VIOLENT or strenuous kind. It's called De Quervain's Syndrome, and there is no cure except rest and time. . It can take up to a year to clear up, and you have to wear a wrist/forearm immobilizer most of the day for at least a couple of months, sometimes as much as 6.


Chuckle，the doctor thought it might be work related, so he pressed her on what she had been doing with her left arm, but Anne was too embarrassed to tell him. Now, no one can prove the syndrome was caused by the slapping..it might have been her workouts at the gym, or the wrong angle of her forearm when working at the computer...


But I'll always believe it was retribution for the slaps. So, Anne, THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO


take advantage of your female violence privilege all the time!


So now,she doesn't need to wear her wrist brace during the day any longer, but still, any heavy lifting, and especially no tennis or 'other activity involving sharl sudden wrist flexing' is allowed by the good doctor. I playfully threaten to pinch her behind again now that she can't consider hitting me, but she glowers in such a way..and actually, it wouldn't be sporting to take advantage of her weakened condition that way.


I'm too gentlemanly to do that, chuckle.






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There IS karma, and there is NO escaping it!







There IS karma, and there is NO escaping it!
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