No bulge in my Speedos- what to do... !?

[Placename]

What do girls think when they see a guy in Speedos/ tight trunks with little or no bulge?

My GF has said she really wants me to wear tight trunks instead of board shorts this year- when I tried a pair on I literally have no bulge at all. I'm well below average in the trouser dept... I'm kinda cool with that but not sure I want to display it at the pool and beach! Will people be laughing to themselves. Freaking out here!

[katiebug92]

I never look at a guys bulge. Women are less visual it's proven that we actually see less than usual during sex so no I wouldnt' at all worry about it. At the same time I don't understand why you would wear something you are not comfortable in. Ask yourself if it is really worth it or if you might have more fun and feel more comfortable wearing whatever you would want. It's your body.

[biggie90]

Girls being less visual is a myth. Women were aroused when viewing all types of p*rno and stimuli.

Plus women check out guys all the time they are just more sneaky about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdIAa6gnaco

[biggie90]

It's not that women are less visual its that women are less horny. Women do check out hot guys and do look at bulges it societal factors that influence womens behaviors why don't women ask guys out? They are taught not too learned behaviors. Women thing about sex only 18 times a day on average compared to men who think about it 37 times over double.

[katiebug92]

Women can like p*rno too yes and we are ten times sneakier about checking a guy out but you are wrong that men are hornier than women

https://www.hitchedmag.com/article.php?id=741

[MaskedSanity]

I really don't care about other guys' bulges when I go to the beach. Besides, penises can be deceptive.

My bf is 8 inches, but has a ninja penis - it's so tiny when flaccid you can almost mistake him for a eunuch.

[Baboo]

ninja penis thats great

[knotme]

Just be cool about it, if she does not care, dont worry about anyone else

[Argus14]

Well if you really want a bulge then just do what male models and strippers do.

Do the helicopter until you get chub then take a rubber band and wrap it around the base of the shaft and balls. Slows down the blood and keeps the glory lasting longer.

Don't ask me how I know that.

[Anonymous]

I, personally, think speedos are grotesque. Don't wear it if you're not comfortable in them!

[fuentesdeamor]

Don't wear Speedos. :-)

[NeighbourGuy]

put a banana or something in phallus shape

[Anonymous]

That he has a small package