Why don't most women have a sense of humor?

[Anonymous]

I don't mean to offend women and I know there's some that have a good sense of humor but I just want to know why most of them have less humor than a rock. For example when I say a joke to women they would say "what's that supposed to mean" in a butthurt tone

I have a sense of humor

A rock has a better sense of humor than me

[spuitkaas]

Lots of male friends of my think I'm funny, but I know what you mean. Some women really aren't funny. I had this good friend who was gorgeous, but was the least funniest person on earth. She constantly laughed about word jokes and jokes about ducks (I don't even know why).
And sometimes it's really the humour of guys that doesn't fit with us. We get easily offended, because if a girl says somethibg mean in a sarcastic way, she means it, so that's why we get offended.
If you really want a funny girl, you should look at girls who hang out with guys more. They understand the humour of guys more. Girly girl humour can just be a bit random or even mean...

[pyramid_princess]

I have an awesome sense of humour. Some girls just may not catch on. Not laughing at your jokes doesn't necessarily mean they don't have a sense of humour, it may be they don't find your humour funny

I find some Comedien's hilarious , my cheeks can be aching off laughing so much, but then other Comedien's can't even get me to crack a smile

[pyramid_princess]

Comedian*

[Asker]

Lol don't worry about correcting yourself I am no grammar Nazi

[pyramid_princess]

Haha! Good because i make so many mistakes lol

[vekin]

your sense of humour is indeed awesome... always make me smile!

[pyramid_princess]

Aww thanks @vekin 😄

[VikingHel]

Different people will have different senses of humour. Not everyone is going to laugh at a fart joke, and not everyone is going to laugh at a witty comeback if they aren't the kind of people to do so. Some people don't have a good sense of humour. Some do, just need to find them.

[Asker]

I don't lower myself to fart jokes xD but maybe I kept running into rocks

[VikingHel]

Perhaps you have. XD

[XNicholeMariex3]

It's because you wank and spank yourself at tonight ;o

[XNicholeMariex3]

night*
but like
tonight ;o

[Illusive_Man]

AWWWW YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw

PLEAASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO ZE EMO PIC. I can TOTALLY imagine that Nichole saying that lol

[Asker]

I use a nice watermelon for that my hand is a dirty slut

[XNicholeMariex3]

damn that sluttiest hand to shameeeeee

@Illusive_Man nooooooo

[Illusive_Man]

Do it!
*crowd chant

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[Asker]

Just being here is only making them dirtier
https://youtu.be/HkCXEwsVZL0

[XNicholeMariex3]

oh goshhh

[Phoenix98]

-_- lies.

[JohnBelluci]

Because "they don't have to" (from an evolutionary standpoint). Men developed skills of all sorts to attract females.

Females never had to do anything but be beautiful to attract guys. That's why.

But Christoper Hitchens will explain to you better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

[LittleSally]

Not true at all.

[JohnBelluci]

"we already find you attractive, thanks :) "

[SomeoneImportant]

Patrice O'neal has a funny bit about women lacking sense of humor.

I can't quote him exactly, but he basically said this

Men think stupid, mean, and funny shit is funny. Women only think funny shit is funny.

[lumos]

Why don't most men have a sense of humor? Like 90% of the guys I've met have joked about farting/burping, and have made some of the most unoriginal, tiring, sexist "get back into the kitchen" jokes ever, as well as really boring perverted jokes that don't even make any sense most of the time. Maybe we don't laugh because it's not funny? YOU'RE not funny? Ever thought about that? When people don't laugh at your jokes, it doesn't necessarily mean that THEY have a bad sense of humor... it means that YOUR sense of humor probably is the bad one.

[Asker]

Calm down your acting like a feminist tumblr tw4t so get the sand out of your arse but anyways I don't find most of the jokes funny I have a more sarcastic dark humor

[lumos]

I'm completely calm lol.

[Asker]

George carlin was right women are crazy and I have never seen someone list all the things they want men to stop doing with such emphasis and be calm while laughing I can already tell you're a crazy woman on the inside

[lumos]

Ok? Wtf?

[justbanANNAz]

#generalisation110 even though u said most lol. iv met some hilarious women in my life, but then youd wonder 'that depends on what u find funny'. i guess that's the thing about humour. even that's subjective. u could find me totally dry but the next guy would laugh so much he'd cry.

i dont believe humour has anything to do with gender, i guess it just comes down to ur own interests. :)

[PippiL]

It's because
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[checkyesjulietx]

It's pretty arrogant to assume that if a few women don't laugh at your jokes that they don't have a sense of humour. You're making the assumption that your joke was so funny that anyone should have laughed at it. People have different senses of humour, there is no 'one type fits all' kind of humour.

[LittleSally]

Men have a 'bathroom' sense of humor or 'disgustingly insulting or dirty' sense of humor.
Women have a more witty sense of humor... That's why we don't really see eye to eye on those things most of the time.

Sorry.

[Asker]

I usually joke like that (not the dirty) but they would get offended

[LittleSally]

Yeah... Who would've thought that would happen?

Answer: every woman. xD

[BaileyisDarcy]

Well I reckon I have a pretty good sense of humour. I'm always making people laugh, either with me or the more likely, at me.

What kind of jokes do you tell?

[Tarvold]

They definitely have a sense of humor. Making guys crack under pressure is fun from their perspective.

[KingJessie]

We do. It's just that you can make a fart joke and most men think it's worthy of a goddamn nobel prize lol We just have a finer sense of humor.

[aegis_penguin]

My only current female acquaintance is perhaps one of the funniest people I met. Back in high school, one of my crushes was a very funny gal with a big sense of humor.

[Anonymous]

Men think that if a woman has a "sense of humour" then we're weird, freindzoned, lesbian, socially awkward or just trying too hard. Am I wrong? A lot of girls laugh at my jokes, guys will find me crazy or assume I like women.

[colourhide]

maybe you're just not funny

[Asker]

I wish that was the case but I am sarcastic and most women I have met tend to love that

[colourhide]

key word "most".
not all girls like sarcastic guys

[Asker]

Then probably I've been running into gorgeous rocks as yourself

[colourhide]

no i dont mind if a guy is sarcastic i'm just saying some girls don't find that appealing lol. don't assume shit you don't know because they probably just think you're ann asshole hence why they don't think you're funny

[MayneHoldUP]

I have a sense of humor but I like to be silly & am ever so slightly competitive & can get really carried away lol

[Your_boss960]

Because you're not funny and that's why they don't get your jokes.

[Almageste]

It's in these moments I'm doe happy that my lover loves sarcasms even more than me ahaha

[kimia]

I have a sense of humour when it does not hurt anyone. I do make jokes about myself but never about other people, you probably don't know how bad it can feel.

[Anonymous]

maybe you don't understand what is humor , or maybe you prefer dirty jokes. As a girl i would say that i have a sense of humor but its a little sarcastic.

[Asker]

I'm a sarcastic guy and I personally don't like using dirty jokes fart jokes or anything nasty

[Opinion Owner]

that's because you are sarcastic they don't understand your jokes.
that happens to me a lot of time , people sometime can't catch my jokes. Not all the people in the world are smart

[Asker]

Thats the thing the women I have met understood it so well just that I ran into 4 that take offens

[Opinion Owner]

well that depends on their personality , some people get offended easily some dont

[Anonymous]

If it is making fun of others or guys then it is fun to girls if it is making fun of her or girls it is not a fun.

[Anonymous]

Men are expected to be funny to show off intelligence but there are many exceptions in both genders. I can be funny but I'm not a goofball.

[PercyXO]

Are you kidding I've met some hilarious chicks

[KhaysunDei]

It depends on the joke.

[Anonymous]

Maybe you're not funny