Why aren't women funny?

[Taylorbb]

It's an age old saying but what it really means is "Why aren't women really funny to guys?"

Another translation is:

"Guys are really funny to girls and other guys."

but

"Girls are just funny to other girls."

It goes without saying that the majority of comedians are guys. To me, I haven't genuinely laughed at any female, trying to be funny, in my ENTIRE LIFE. Every time I laugh, it was either fake/forced.

After thinking about it, is a bit unsettling and scary because it is real one way street. Like how only women can get preggos.

Why is this?

[IslaTheWitch]

In my home country, half of standupers are women.

Also here on G@G try to read threads carefully. A lot of women joke, jest and banter on daily basis. And guys love it

There is some effort needed to break a stereotypical thinking.

[Taylorbb]

Oh no, I do read them carfully and haven't seen any guy genuinely laughs from girl jokes.

You sure they are actually laughing at it? You saying it is a stereotype, may you show me an example please. If you can honestly.

[IslaTheWitch]

I'm sure, but as I wrote, breaking stereotypical thinking needs a lot of effort

[Anonymous]

Because women take everything serious. I think too their emotions control them. So they can’t process things the way men do. They may think something is funny one day then despise it the next or even an hour later. They always seem as though they’re never happy. I don’t know of any funny women comedians.

[Tim2nice]

I also find that 90% of women just don’t have a sense of humour like men. Men have a more sophisticated or darker humour which women just don’t get it.

[Beckybooboo]

I’ve actually said this in the past. Me for example, not only am I not funny, I don’t even get jokes half the time! Especially if they’re dirty. 😂😂 People give up trying to explain them to me.

[Tim2nice]

It’s ok babe. Jokes aren’t for everyone

[Anonymous]

Because there's almost always a motive behind ANYTHING a woman says. Even when a woman is "joking around" she's not, it's virtually always calculated. Guys are not this way. Once guys get gamed by a woman or two we learn to read between the lines

https://www.youtube.com/embed/BAAoaA6J4-c

[rachel776]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OxzZn_Dp2aE

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[Taylorbb]

Got another one? Maybe the next one might do it.

[NathanDavis]

maybe you just have a homoerotic inclination for men with a sense of humor and stage presence... so...

[Taylorbb]

"maybe you just have a homoerotic inclination for men with a sense of humor and stage presence... so..."

... so... what?

[NathanDavis]

so, enjoy... love is love

[Taylorbb]

I was honestly hoping you say something more witty and clever than that. Looks like you just gave up.

[NathanDavis]

... so... what?

[Taylorbb]

What do you mean "... so... what?"

[NathanDavis]

[Taylorbb]

I said "... so... what?" Because your first reply ended with "... so..."

If this is your attempt at being "witty and clever". It isn't working.

[NathanDavis]

did you really just explained yourself... to yourself... lol

[Taylorbb]

You are starting to crack under pressure, man.

[NathanDavis]

@SubmarineDavis

[IslaTheWitch]

/me reaches for popcorn

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch this is supposed to be our judge on what's funny and what's not... lol

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis I just watch, don't mind me :D

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch I thought my submarine joke was too soon... /toosoon

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis #toosoon? :D

[7Phoenix7]

@NathanDavis 🤣 I think he got confused

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 lmfao... probably, but I'm here to help

[Taylorbb]

Wait, why did it stop? Keep it going, Nathan. This is getting entertaining. I just got my popcorn.

To the rest of y'all, don't mind me,

I'm just watching a man who cracked under pressure. Which is why he's now talking to all of y'all, to relieve the tension. To get away from me. After attempted to get somebody else here.

Whenever you are finally ready to talk to me, @NathanDavis I'll be here, waiting.

[NathanDavis]

have a seat though... might be a while till I feel like you're worth another bad pun

[Taylorbb]

No no no Nathan, I want keep talking to those two because you chose to run to them to feel better after cracking against me. You are not ready to talk to me yet. Keep talking to these girls like you were just doing. Since you are telling bad puns. Hencing the "another bad pun". You still aren't as witty as you think. But again, keep talking to them. I want to see more of that.

Like I said, let me know when you are ready to finally talk to me.

[NathanDavis]

so rude of me, sorry...

here you go, not sure which one would like better... so I got you both

[IslaTheWitch]

@Taylorbb I came here on my own volition, so keep me out of your schemes
/me eats popcorn

[Taylorbb]

You replies are getting less and less witty, Nathan. Keep talking to these two girls. Because now they are starting to talk to me.

[NathanDavis]

don't worry... they won't bite...

[NathanDavis]

this is your safe corner... no worries

[Taylorbb]

Now you are just reduced to emotive responses, no witt at all, a level lower. So this is what a man cracked under pressure would do. Now you'll say anything to make yourself feel better at this point.

In that case, let's see where this goes. *grabs popcorn

Let's hear more responses from you, Nathan.

[7Phoenix7]

@Taylorbb I also came on my own and you both are funny. His jokes and your lack of jokes

[NathanDavis]

[IslaTheWitch]

@7Phoenix7 do you want some popcorn?

[7Phoenix7]

@IslaTheWitch yes please 🤗

[Taylorbb]

Did you just hear yourself, Nathan?
You have to tell jokes for her to find you funny.
I didn't even need to tell a single joke and she finds me funny.

A man cracked under pressure not only throws emotive responses but also has emotive judgement too. A level lower from adequate judgement.

Especially given the nature of my question posted...

Let's hear some responses from y'all. Go ahead.

[NathanDavis]

I usually hear myself, yes...

if I didn't I would freak out myself all the time

[Taylorbb]

There we go, more responses. With a hint of attempted supposed "witt".

Come on, more Nathan. The other two girls can help you out too.

I want more responses. Bring them.

[NathanDavis]

hang in there a little buddyboy...

and no, we're not having a homoerotic moment here... don't get ideas Witt...

now here, I'm sure Matt Rife will tickle every fiber of your funny bone... the two of you can have a moment while I'm busy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hLiA_hSSu_I

[Taylorbb]

Another attempt at trying to be semi witty...
You are starting to break with the "while I'm busy" excuse to try and run away. I bet when the girls start talking again. You come running back to running your mouth again.

So a cracked man not only has emotive judgement and responses but also can't hold his ground when the going gets tough.

Can't handle responding to me with girls being around you.

Let's hear more responses.

[NathanDavis]

semi witty... is that being a Wi, or a Ty

I sure have more than 12 gears though...

now I'm running my mouth? lol... you're not feeling aggravated are you...

[NathanDavis]

*makes rabid Wookiee noises*

[7Phoenix7]

@NathanDavis lmao yep ur done. Let's go get those tacos. @IslaTheWitch you coming?

[NathanDavis]

I'll get a Jeep for this one...

[IslaTheWitch]

@7Phoenix7 sure, On my way!

[Taylorbb]

See Nathan? There you are running your mouth when the girls coming back.

Y'all got some narrative going on. Y'all wanna continue this little story y'all just created?

Because i wanna see how far y'all can go. Let's hear more responses from y'all.

Keep em coming

[NathanDavis]

NFL is on... sorry, couple more hours and then some, perhaps

here here though, and remember... you no longer to have to ask for permission, alright? you just go-go in the potty-potty... you got this boy

[Taylorbb]

Aren't you going to talk about the "tacos" with those girls? The little story y'all created.

Again, not witty at all.

Keep the response coming!!

[Taylorbb]

Wait, you're that same guy from other question.

Well based on your comments there, it told me I clearly won this argument for you to get so hurt like that.

Some advice, next time, don't start what you couldn't finish. Like here on this post. It will leave you butt hurt and sore afterwards.

Next time if you want to say something you thought will be funny and clever like:

"maybe you just have a homoerotic inclination for men with a sense of humor and stage presence... so..."

You need to be able to be clever afterwards. Otherwise you'll end up getting hurt again and start going for emotive responses.

[Taylorbb]

Wait, you're that same guy from other question.

Well based on your comments there, it told me I clearly won this argument for you to get so hurt like that.

Some advice, next time, don't start what you couldn't finish. Like here on this post. It will leave you butt hurt and sore afterwards.

Next time if you want to say something you thought will be funny and clever like:

"maybe you just have a homoerotic inclination for men with a sense of humor and stage presence... so..."

You need to be able to be clever afterwards. Otherwise you'll end up getting hurt again and start going for emotive responses.

[IslaTheWitch]

[slatyb]

Sone certainly are. My last girlfriend was very funny.

[Joshydavid25]

There's a lot of funny women.. They made me laugh.. It's usually women who have less of a filter and are usually not great looking..

[jahaims]

I don't know I've never met or heard of a funny female