Girls, how is it so hard for you to use the bathroom?

[Anonymous]

I'm lost here. I'm a young adult male. I've had sex. I have a pretty good working understanding of the vulva and positioning of the urethra. I think I'm finally qualified to call you out on this bullshit. It's not that hard for you to pee outside, or without toilet paper. Seriously. Squat, pull the clothing away, aim downhill, and go. To avoid wiping, you can spread the lips as far as you can and urinate as hard as possible. For nearly 2 decades, I've had to sit through griping by my mother and sisters about how I don't know the struggle. I seriously believe that they just don't understand their own anatomy at this point, or maybe they're too disgusted by themselves to forego the oft-provided comforts of TP and the porcelain throne. Please, do your best to defend the whining of my brethren.

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Now look, I understand that it's not quite as easy as it is for men, but the pee doesn't just "go everywhere". You can control the flow with everything from the partial exposure of your urethra to the angle of your hips.

[Anonymous]

When you pee squatting down the pee goes everywhere, it's not like men that have a 'hose' and just point the direction they please. Girls end up peeing their ankles or clothes. And spreading the lips and peeing hard to avoid using TP? If you pee hard the pee gushes out and you still need TP. Not wiping is the most uncomfortable feeling ever because it leads to a burning sensation and just feels gross.

[Bubbatech24065]

I'm a Country Boy, that has Known a Lot of Country Girls. those girls can pee in the woods, without TP. not get pee on themselves, and do what they call Drip Dry, because what is left is only a drip...

if it is Burning? you are peeing wrong in the First place, pee is going where it should not go...

[Anonymous]

You have to worry about the pee that hits the ground, its directly under you so there's a piss puddle going to get to your shoes even if it's going downhill because your still on a level ground or else you'd be falling down. Plus pee splats in small particles as you pee, you have to worry about that touching the clothing that is underneath you, such a jeans. Also peeing hard can irritate your bladder

[napoleonebonaparte]

well... it's almost better to pee yourself... once you have soaked your clothes you just have to change them...

[Bubbatech24065]

the First thing you need to do is learn how to select the RIGHT place to pee...

second thing is learning how to position yourself for proper flow and limit exposure to pee.

three, is the Finish. it isn't that you have to pee hard, it is that you need to be relaxed and have a constant flow till you are finished. not strain. Relax, and Enjoy the experience. it can take as long as it takes, you don't have a time limit.

[Anonymous]

We can't just whip it out we have to pull down our bottoms and underwear and no matter what there's always the likely possibility of us peeing on our own clothes while we go even if we try to avoid it. You honestly think we would lie about not being able to pee as easily as guys? If we were we would be celebrating that shit, but we can't, so we aren't.

[Bubbatech24065]

one, I know women that Can do that, not a drop, unzip pull aside and go... no pee on the clothes.
two, I also know men that no matter how hard they try, will 1 out of 3 times will pee on themselves.

[ManaX]

There is no real way to avoid wiping, that stream is unpredictable. And that squat exposes a lot more than standing with your pole out.
First year of uni, there was something called the pee bush, drunk men and women frequently visited (i'm surprised those bushed aren't dead). It's possible for girls, but not at all classy.

[dogbert444]

LOL!! this is so funny, damn good start to my day!!

In a way, I can see the logic and can agree entirely.

*waits for barrage of flack from ladies*

[jakeofalltrades]

wow, I just had the urge to smack the shit out of you

[Anonymous]

Well tbh every time I've had a pee outside it's gone all over my ass. It's a pretty messy business. And I ain't pulling my underwear back up when I'm all wet so I'll wipe lol.

[Anonymous]

It's much harder than you seem to believe, we can't control the stream that well and it's hard to not pee on your foot or clothes

[BelleGirl21]

Oh brother ***rolls eyes*** 😕😒😞

[123elman]

whats wrong? lol