Girls, would you fart in front of your boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

Like would you be comfortable enough?
I don't want her to do that when i'm around.

Yes

No

Never in a million years.

[fauchelevent]

We've lived together for a few years now, yes, it happens :P I mean, it really depends... If I think it's gonna be particularly gross and I have prior warning, I'll go to the bathroom to do that stuff out of courtesy. Buuut at the same time, I'm not gonna make myself uncomfortable just to not be gross in the comfort of my own home, y'know? Still, the best option is to preferably go to a different room.

[MsLoli]

Being able to engage in normal bodily functions around S/O's is pretty important if you intend to live with that person. Girls fart. Just a fact. And if she feels so uncomfortable doing it around her boyfriend, living with him will be absolutely miserable. I suggest you get over your fear of girls farting if you want to have a really good relationship someday.

[Asker]

Maybe you don't know but people don't fat continuously 24/7.
In fact if you take a proper shit on time you most likely won't fart.
Fear of girls farting?
what the fuck are you on about?
I feel extremely uncomfortable farting in font of ANYONE and i don't want either a man or a woman doing that shit in front of me.
I've heard about couples not farting in front of each other even after living a fucking decade together.

[MsLoli]

Sounds like a 50s fantasy. As long as you find a chick as uptight as you, it might not be a problem.

[Lexi52]

Yes I fart in front of my boyfriend lol. I remember the first time I did it. It was when we were dating for a couple months. He laughed about it and we still do to this day.

[Anonymous]

I wish I could cause we have been together for years but I am very shy ! So is he 😂 but I have accidentally farted around him ! I was so embarrassed! But what the hell 😂

[Asker]

Your attitude is SO cute.

[Wonderer89]

Have you ever had a long term girlfriend where you’ve been together daily for long periods?

[Asker]

Yes.

[Wonderer89]

Mm sure

[Asker]

We don't do that shit in front of us.
Surprised right?

[Wonderer89]

No, because I know what happens in real life relationships

[Asker]

Well unlike most people we two are very aware of our personal bodily functions.
I'm guessing you both even shit together, right?
Maybe he even sometimes ask you to shit on him and vice versa?
I ain't judging though, i just prefer to keep that stuff of my life private.

[Wonderer89]

Cool assumptions there bro

[Asker]

Pretty pathetic counter argument.
And don't 'bro' me.

[Wonderer89]

What is there to counter? You’re making broad assumptions on my relationship based on nothing but my disagreement that you have any clue what an intimate, long term relationship includes while living in close quarters.
Can’t argue with stupid so I’m not. Bro

[Asker]

If you're calling me stupid because i have a different view on relationships to yourself, then it says more about you as to what kind of a person you are.

[Wonderer89]

Saying that I must shit on my partner and vice versa based on nothing I’ve said is indeed: stupid

[Asker]

You provoked me.

[Wonderer89]

By sharing my own experience of real life relationships. Righto snowflake

[Carley99]

Yes I've been with him so long but I never get the urge to fart around him.

[ferma]

No 😐

[Asker]

So fucking pretty.

[ferma]

Thank you 😅🌸

[Asker]

Those German dudes are lucky as fuck.
I wish women around me looked more like you.

[Kitten967]

Yeah i do

[Pomegranate139]

Girls don't fart

[LeeKenz]

Yes.

[GayHowellMeme]

I don't think so.

[Asker]

Gay in username?
why would you have a boyfriend?

[GayHowellMeme]

I just want one.

[Asker]

No boyfriends for lesbians.

[Anonymous]

Yes.