Farting in front of your boyfriend?

Question

Yeah I am sure this question has been asked but guys do you really care at all if your girlfriend farts in front of you? Or if she does how do you want her to act/react if at all? I have been dating my boyfriend for 6 months and I just don't know how to react when I do fart so I feel like it just makes things awkward. Also if a girl is sitting on your lap how would you react to her farting? My ex used to make fun of me for it all the time and he would talk about how gross it is for girls to fart.

Applefan1 · Accepted Answer

I would not care at all if I had a girlfriend and she farts in front of me or any other girl for that matter to. Think about how the human body works when gas is produced it is instantly put down to your ass for a reason and that reason is for you to dump it. After all it is only using your ass for what it is designed for. I would encourage a girl to fart in front of me in fact because it is bad for anyones insides not to pee, fart and poop when you need to and I would not want a girl that is important to me to risk her health. I also do not want the girl to get a sore, sick and uncomfortable tummy. I want a girl that is important to me to get that massive feeling of relief in her tummy. Because lets face it it does feel great once you have farted and I would want a girl to feel that. I would not care how often the girl had to fart either, or how badly she stunk the place up because the girl can't help what her digestive system produces, she has to let it out no matter how much gas she gets or how bad it reeks. I don't judge or think anything less of girls that fart. So I say just relax and let loose ladies, don't listen to that double standard. It's natural and boy will it feel good for you afterwards.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Personally I find it endearing because it just shows she is human like me and it's flattering that she feels comfortable enough to fart in front of me.

I can't imagine being in a serious relationship in which we are not both comfortable enough to fart in from of each other. How boring and awkward would that be!

The guys who have a problem with it are juts insecure, immature little boys.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Alright I've been reading all the different opinions and as far my two cents well here it is.
Both sexes fart, we've established that and you can't run away from the truth. Now whether it's a SBD, shart, broccoli fart, egg fart or lactose intolerance fart, both genders have had the unfortunate meeting with such intestinal distress. Sure sometimes it sounds funny, my kid gets a big chuckle out of listening to his mommy break wind. The point is that we can't be so uptight and repressed that we miss the point that it's just a bodily function. We cover our mouths when we belch (sometimes), so you what do boys expect us ladies to do when that taco dinner you made for us is starting to talk back. I guess I could put my hands over my butt, how effective would that be? Ladies if your man cuts one off, don't crucify him, he has some tummy troubles ask him if he needs some Pepto. Men, boys, dudes come on. If your lovely lady floats an air biscuit.. it shouldn't make her any less beautiful and desirable. Since the days of diapers we've all been farting and we'll be doing it all the way to adult diapers.
I say this to all you farters out there, "LET EM' RIP"

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I think it's nasty to fart while sitting on a guys lap. It's like you know his butt is on you so you deliberately fart. It's really about having manners. If you are in the bathroom then of course it should not be surprising if you fart. But if you are somewhere on a special occasion to me that shows lack of respect

Lyndsielee666 · Accepted Answer

I had a kid with my boyfriend. Farting in front of someone you literally shit on a Table in front of is nothing tbh😧

drumr4lyfe · Answer

To be honest, I'd prefer if she didn't not fart. There's a couple reasons for that, but here's what I'll say right here.

Firstly, because it's natural. I don't think farts are gross, to be honest: they are just a fact of life. I wouldn't even care if she farted on me while sitting on my lap.

Secondly, I know how uncomfortable it can be trying to hold gas in, ESPECIALLY after certain meals that would give the consumer a lot of it. I'd rather her not be hurting from holding in the gas.

Thirdly, I actually think it's hot if she does, but it's much deeper than just farts would turn me on. The fact that she would be comfortable with herself to know she's human and has to fart, and also comfortable farting around me, is attractive to me. That is to say, the comfort level she has around me and with who she is is a turn-on.

godfatherfan · Answer

I was with my ex wife 25 years. In that time I never purposely belched or farted in front of her. I mean it happens at night and your not aware of it. and maybe it slipped out at some point... getting up or sitting down or something. but it is disrespectful. I will not do something like that in front of a lady. certainly not my wife and the mother of my children.
but even though I am not dating again, though I have stopped at the moment, I still would not do something like that in front of the woman I am with. it is just disrespectful. I do not find that humorous in front of a woman. with guys it is different.

ferris_one · Answer

it is kind of rude to fart on some one... just saying... if you are sitting on his lap and you feel it coming on... get up and go get some water or something... i have been married more than 20 years and my wife still doesn't fart in front of me... except when she is exercising and then she is like "oops" but I would prefer her to just not acknowledge it.

stevie123 · Answer

I don't care, actually I feel good that she is comfortable enough to let it go. If ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Guys can fart too, so it isn't all bad

Nate_Bro · Answer

haha, depends on the stink factor...

this is one of those that it depends on the guy, I know guys that find it repulsive, but like me, I find it kinda comical. I tend to ether ignore it, or give a little tease about it, but nothing more. But if you get the stink, its best to go outside the house, or room with a fart fan, not on their lap. ;)

CuriousEddie · Answer

Don't do it in front of him. That's simply rude.

Show a little courtesy, please. Walk around, or if you are walking somewhere together, just slow down a little, and then do it behind him. He'll appreciate it.

DanteSparda · Answer

Why would you let something out of your butt in front of a person anyway? That pfffffftttttrrrr sound and then the smell. Is it so attractive now or what? Child, keep the gas in.

rthomas43 · Answer

In 5 years, I have never once heard my girlfriend fart lol

Frost_Byt3 · Answer

I just wouldn't even acknowledge it because i wouldn't want to embarrass her. I'd just pretend i didn't notice.

PalmerGiarna · Answer

its unattractive as hell. guys do it with their mates. not their partners that's filthy.

pooper89 · Answer

Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever farted in front of a boyfriend before. But i'm sure it'd happen eventually

big-michael-1 · Answer

its as a guy my self I mas say some thing dumb or funny but I know it some that happens and you don't have any control over and I don't really care if it happens

Klaatu51 · Answer

if a girl was sitting on my lap i'd have my legs crushed

ThisAndThat · Answer

I would probably say something like hey check that out you just farted. Then forget about it.

Anonymous · Answer

If I was alone with a girl and she farted I would sniff it, slap her arse, and have sex with her…just the way I'm wired I guess...

Anonymous · Answer

If she farted when sitting in my lap and if that smelled bad then I would ask "dear what you ate last night?" and thats it nothing else. There is nothing bad in that its all natural

Renwick769 · Answer

Preferably I wouldn't want to hear it but I could deal with.

Scorpio909 · Answer

As long as you're not walking pass me while I'm sitting and farting in my face I see no problem.

DakotaScheltgen · Answer

Farting is natural so it isn't a horrible thing. i would say be courteous and at least move away in case it smells though.

Anonymous · Answer

My girl and I have been together for 6 years and she has never farted in front of me. I wouldn't hate her if she did but it would be a major yikes.

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