Can’t fart in front of boyfriend?

Question

I feel like if I fart in front of him he’ll think I’m gross. I when I go to his house and I need to fart, I tell him I’m going to the bathroom but sometimes I can’t fart. This sounds like it’s supposed to be a joke, but it’s a problem I’m sure many women face. When we are cuddling on the couch and I need to fart, I hold it in. This causes serve gas pain later in the day. When we are having sex, I hold it in. Same thing happens. I wish this was a joke.

Have you had this problem? What do I do? Thanks

Tiffany_Taylor_Made · Accepted Answer

It's definitely not a problem I face. My fiancee and I are a very gassy couple. We have no problems with farting around each other. I never understood people having to excuse themselves to the bathroom just to pass gas. That's just so weird to me. If that were me, then I would literally have to excuse myself to the bathroom all the time, which is a waste of time. You're not truly free in a relationship until you're comfortable passing gas around each other. The solution to your problem is just fart. It's not going to kill you and your boyfriend isn't going to think you're gross.

girlzruleboyzdrool · Accepted Answer

I've never farted in front of my past boyfriends and my husband and I don't do it in front of each other either. I've never heard my parents fart either.

Cláudio93 · Accepted Answer

When I wanna fart, either I'm alone and I just fart.
If I'm with girlfriend, or just friends, family, coworkers whatever... if I'm around people, I get out of range and fart on open wind, or I go to the bathroom.
Going to the bathroom is the norm, it's a need

Mpodere · Accepted Answer

Is not a problem for me if my girlfriend farts in front of me, I don't really care.
If you are a gassy girl you need to do it, the alternative is to suffer.
And he farts in front of you? how long have you been together?

Anonymous · Answer

I used to have the same anxiety you do, and now I get my boyfriend to pull my finger on a regular basis when I fart. The vast majority of guys really don’t care when girls fart, and the ones that do are immature. Just rip ass. Depending on how he reacts when you fart, it’ll either bring you closer to him or out him as immature, and both of those outcomes are beneficial to you.

buddysboy16 · Answer

He will literally like you more if you fart in front of him. It shows you're relaxed and comfortable with each other

t-8900 · Answer

If you fart I fart back and we can compete to see who makes the loudest far and laugh like hell together!

The_Outlaw · Answer

Well, lemme tell ya. If you fart in front of him and he's grossed out, repulsed, mortified, horrified or petrified, he isn't for you. People shouldn't give a damn. It's natural.

Anonymous · Answer

Just fart.  Then look at him dismayed and tell him “some asshole is talking shit behind my back again.”  He’ll forget you even farted  😁

Juxtapose · Answer

Just fucking fart, we all know you take shits and all that.

Wise4myage · Answer

Well that is the polite thing to do, but why not ask him one of these days?

exitseven · Answer

Everyone farts. He will probably laugh. I would laugh and see if I could do it louder.

In_Trance · Answer

Spread your cheeks, press your bare ass against his thigh and rip one as hard as you can

ChillDude2 · Answer

If he can't even handle a simple fart, he's not as good as you thought. It's a bodily function. Let your body function.

Anonymous · Answer

Do what you are currently doing. Girls needing to use the restroom is acceptable. Girls openly farting in front of a man is just gross.

Daniel_Dano · Answer

If he is mature enough he won't care

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Girls don't fart though

LostSmile · Answer

He will laugh you might turn him on

Anonymous · Answer

This is a joke?

Ninjaflowers · Answer

Fart 🤣

Boneye_ke · Answer

😂😂

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