Farting in front of a boyfriend?

[qwertydoosoe]

My boyfriend and I giggle and high five when one of us farts. Is this weird or awesome? I happen to think awesome, but maybe that's just me. Haha.

Weirdos.

F*** yeah!

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+1 y

Obviously we don't do this in public! Just at home!

[Applefan1]

As far as I am concerned if a girl has gas when around me, she should just push it out and relive herself. I have no problems at all with girls farting, it is natural and I don't want a girl getting all uncomfortable, sick and bloated from holding it in around me. It does not make me think anything less of girls for doing it. If a girl farted around me and was embarrassed I would assure her of this and I would also assure that I am not turned off her in anyway and there is honestly no need for her to be concerned. If the girl was a friend I would share a laugh with her, If the girl was a close friend I would say "nice fart" and hi5 her, if she was my girlfriend I would say "nice fart babe" hi 5 her and then kiss her on the lips and tell her I love her. Hek I honestly would not care if I was on the first date with a girl and all through the date she let out constant massive, loud farts that reek. As far a I am concerned a girl just let everything come out her ass when it needs to around me pee, farts, poop and as often as she needs to and the instant she needs to. That is how relaxed I am. Sorry not trying to be gross just trying to give you the picture of just how relaxed about it I am.

[Gone_But_Not_Lost]

Ehh. It's neither here nor there. What I do think is awesome though, is that you two are that comfortable with one-another. Most couples I see on here aren't. Heck, my girlfriend of over six years isn't comfortable letting one rip, or burping in front of me. She basically gets up and leaves the room, most of the time.

All I'm saying is that it's awesome that you're that comfortable around one another. If that's what you're talking about, then yeah, I vote B.

[qwertydoosoe]

Definitely a comfortable with one another thing! I used to get up and leave the room, but he was like "Stop getting up! Just fart" and we progressed from there!

[Gone_But_Not_Lost]

Good. Then yeah, I vote B. Certainly beats leaving all the time, or being all awkward. It's natural. It happens. Everybody does it. It also definitely beats so many other couples who shame each other for it. I've even seen questions on this site where some girls are like...

"My boyfriend farted in front of me. He's too comfortable with me. Should I end it?"

Couples like you are much preferred. But mine's not so bad either. She's not comfortable doing it herself, but she doesn't shame me for it.

[qwertydoosoe]

And that's totally fine! I just feel like if I held in every fart, my stomach would hurt all the time and then I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself! People are so weird about bodily functions and emissions. It's crazy!

[Gone_But_Not_Lost]

I agree. And yeah I know what it's like to hold it in. It's not fun, and you make completely different noises that are just as awkward.

[Darkfairie17]

I think this is awesome! Why should you feel ashamed of something that is completely natural?

Me and my ex boyfriend used to laugh all the time when one of us farted. I hate when people tell me it's "unlady like". Yeah, okay. Women fart too.

I like how people say it's "manly". No, if anything it's a part of being human lol.\

Fart on! :P

[qwertydoosoe]

Finally someone agrees! Jeez, people these days.

[Darkfairie17]

I know right!? People can be so uptight. Farting is a perfectly normal thing. I'm not some prissy girl that came out of manner school where I was taught to be a "perfect" lady. I'm a human being. And human beings fart!

[David-NewZealand]

I don't think its unlady like when a girl farts, It's no big deal, its a natural bodily function, why should a girl be made to feel embarrassed about it. I know if I had a girlfriend I would not want her holding it in because 1. It can damage your insides so much you need major operations to save your life, 2. I just would not want a girl to get all sick, bloated and uncomfortable and 3. It's so funny, even more funny when girls fart. by the way I disagree with the double standard of a man farting around his girlfriend but if she does around him its its gross. I feel that if a man does it around his girl then his girl has every right to fart around him. Maybe if more girls just farted when they needed to it would become more accepted and get some guys use to it (not that I am saying its the girls fault). Just a thought

[David-NewZealand]

exactly I agree. It's like when you hear guys saying they heard their girl poop or it was stinky. I even saw a question saying should I break up with her. I think gosh give her a break and grow up.

[Beatrice1865]

Farting is not manly. Farting is womanly. The female body is proven to fart more than the male body. We fart louder, longer, and more impressively than men and they’re just jealous

[Claireluvskaren]

The high five is weird, but farting well I farted 5 minutes ago sitting here in my office. We all fart each day, can't stop it, control it in public maybe, but if you hold them all in you will get shittie ideas. So fart and enjoy. ;)

[queefy]

I prefer to queef. Though every now and then I'll queef and fart at the same time for double the amusement. My playmate likes that.

[David-NewZealand]

You and your boyfriend are awesome. It's good to see you and boyfriend are not uptight about a natural bodily function. I wish I could find a girlfriend like you. Maybe one day. :)

[Anonymous]

Me and my girlfriend fart in front of one another it's natural. But we don't high five just give the other a devilious grin

[qwertydoosoe]

Haha! That totally made me laugh.

[Anonymous]

Not weird. You’re a woman, which means naturally, you’re going to fart a lot. That’s just what estrogen does to the human body. It’s good that your boyfriend is supportive of your gas passing.

[Anonymous]

Be careful not to not high five in winter. The build up static electricity might discharge upon high fiveage, ignite the methane, blow both of you to kingdom come and take the apartment with you.

[Anonymous]

You giggle and high five when you fart? You guys sound like you're five years old.

[qwertydoosoe]

Life's too short to be so uptight.

[Opinion Owner]

Well I've never seen anyone do that. Except kids.

[qwertydoosoe]

Childish grown ups are just kids who beat the system and retained their youth! :)

[aMuse]

Are you two minions from despicable me?

[qwertydoosoe]

Hahaha! Pretty much :)

[Anonymous]

definitely not something most couples do. but hey its cool

[Lafemmedeschats]

I fell in love with my ex when he turned to me and said " I have to fart" which I replied "then fart". So he did. It was a bonding moment

[tiredofwaiting]

I wouldn't never do that.

[Anonymous]

Think it's about time you both grow up.

[qwertydoosoe]

I don't agree. Farting is hilarious. Just accept it. :)

[Opinion Owner]

we're all different I suppose.

[Anonymous]

That's weird and makes you look manly

[qwertydoosoe]

How is it manly?! Seriously?

[Opinion Owner]

Yes, it is.

[kangaru]

No no

[Anonymous]

That's weird in my opinion