So it was my 3 year anniversary with my boyfriend and normally we go to our favorite restaurant to celebrate, but this time we wanted to do something different. So he suggested this new restaurant that recently opened in our town. I was already feeling a little sick but obviously didn't wanna ruin our special day so we just had a romantic dinner, great conversation, lots of flirting and hand holding and touches under the table. It was a really nice night until my stomach started really acting up :( Like it was really hurting me and I could just tell it would be a rough night. Halfway through the night, I can't sit a second longer and it continues acting up. I'm giving my boyfriend hints that we need to leave but he's not picking up on it so I eventually put cash on the table and tell him we need to leave right now. I'm like counting the minutes in the car until we reach our apartment. He asks what's wrong and I tell him my stomach is hurting. He's being all sweet and we're sort of spooning on the couch and he's playing with my hair and rubbing my tummy. Then it happens. A little fart slips out and there's nothing I can do about it! I literally haven't farted in front of him in the entirety of our relationship and I'm totally mortified! We both just bust out laughing and we can't stop lol. I'm like covering my face from embarrassment and blushing bright red. To make matters worse, I can't seem to control it and little tiny ones keep popping out lol. I'm dying of embarrassment and laughter by this point. He is super amused because I farted more that night than I ever have in front of him before this dreadful night. He's teasing me about it and imitating the times I've said that girls don't fart. He keeps making jokes & I'm just dying on the inside. He's teasing me nonstop that he's telling our friends! I'm so embarrassed I could die. I left the house for a bit but I'm too shy to come back lol! Why is he giving me such crap about this? Literally never happened before!
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Shiiiii, my husband eats that shi up. Not that I farted in front of him, I would feel the same as you do. 🫠 However, he loves when i share stories to him about me farting in public. He's a good one <3
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I think that's incredibly exciting, but I know you probably don't feel that way right now. Don't worry about it, he'll forget about it soon;)
We all fart. Girls and guys. Nothing to be too embarrassed about. I try to control my farts but when one slips out I don't die of shame.
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Lmfao you're weird.
Everyone farts, trying to hide it from your SO is futile.I'd laugh and tease her a bit, but telling friends about it probably isn't something I would think to do.
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