I farted in front of my boyfriend! Eww I'm so embarassed what do I do?

[Anonymous]

Lol I know, it's disgusting... but it was really small and not very loud but he still heard it. I wanted to pretend nothing happened but he was already trying not to laugh... I said "what?" awkwardly but I was trying not to laugh too and I think I probably went a little red. he just burst out laughing and he was putting down a carpet in our room so he just went back to doing that and told me to move cos I was in the way... he hasn't mentioned it since. but I'm still so embarassed about it... what would you have thought if your girlfriend farted in front of you? like really how disgusting is it?

[David-NewZealand]

Well from reading your question I think you have nothing to worry about. In my opinion if he thought ewww gross or thought what a turn off he would have a serious look on his face. It sounds like he could hardly control his laughter which comes across like he really does not care that you farted, in fact he finds it funny. Not all guys are grossed out you know and some think its cute and attractive that you are being yourself, being natural and down to earth. Its bad for your insides to hold it in, Did you know holding in your pee, farts and poop can leed to you needing serious operations to save your life. I honestly think you have no reason to be embarrassed based on his actions. If I had a girlfriend I honestly would not care if she farted, how often she farted or how bad it smelt or anything like that, what would be more important to me is her health and I also would not want her to have an uncomfortable, sick or bloated tummy. In fact I would just laugh and tell her its ok we all do it, if I was real close with her I might even challenge her to a farting contest. May seem weird but I super relaxed about girls farting.

[Cryostatic]

It's not disgusting, but it is funny. My girlfriend would literally not fart around me until we'd been living together for a year, so the first time it happened, I was very amused.

Everybody farts, it's no big deal. She still seems a little embarrassed when she does it in front of me, but she doesn't bother holding back anymore. If it's a really good one, I'll high-five her.

[pawan_jasoria]

hey look he is not taking your fart seriously so why you are just over thinking about fart, its just a fart, everyone do, you shouldn't be embarassed about it. :)

[Anonymous]

Nothing. A non-issue to guys beyond the silly laughing. Funny thing. Married women fart quite often. Just this morning, I said "good morning" to my wife, and she said: "BRAAAK"

[Anonymous]

fart si sumthing that doesn't stay in ppls mind forever its natural you shld forget it

[Anonymous]

It's normal. He was laughing at your childish reaction, not the fart.

[Asker]

lol wow what is it you time of the month?

[Opinion Owner]

Hey, you're the one who melted down...

[Asker]

lol you just sounded so bitter in your answer... like OK it was not the best reaction but I'm awkward like that and hey if it's funny to some...

[Anonymous]

You need to ceremonially beat yourself with a rod for your transgression

[TheOneTurv]

tbh... don't worry about it lol, ur good

[ArrograntWarrior]

Just Oops couldn't help it