This girl walks up to your boyfriend, grabs his crotch, slaps you and says he's mine now, what are you gonna do😅?

[SClassWizzard]

[leahzrc]

i wouldn't do anything id just watch to see how he reacts to it because she assaulted him

[SClassWizzard]

yup exactly

[HerLucidNightt]

I think the question says she physically assaults you too.

[leahzrc]

i can take that kind of stuff without noticing, i would notice if she touched someone else

[Prettygurl12]

Shoot her.

Kidding.

[SClassWizzard]

or are you ahaha wink wink

[Prettygurl12]

Also she would go to jail.

1 count sexual battery for touching my man.
1 count battery for hitting me.
1 count assault on a police officer because I'm the police.

[lightbulb27]

Wait a minute... what if your boyfriend had just stole a pet peekapoo dog she had put deposit on and stuffed it in his pants (as a surprise for you)

However, she saw it go down... came over, saw the bulge... grabbed his crotch and slapped you... for not protecting her dog!

Wouldn't you feel guilty and go to jail for assault and harboring a weiner?

[Prettygurl12]

@lightbulb27 My husband would never do that so the situation would never happen. He knows better than to get me a rat for a dog 😂

[lightbulb27]

yea, not much of a dog, but proud! Stick with the K9 Shepards!!!

[Uncut]

Yup don’t mess with the police.

[Uncut]

And a big huge thank you for your service.

[lightbulb27]

@Uncut Yes, thank you for serving the public good!

[maxkander]

But what if your boyfriend liked it?

[btbc92]

Hypothetically speaking if I had one? Call the police, have her arrested, and pressed charges, let it be publically known. She sexually assaulted my boyfriend, and physically assaulted me. 9/10x he would put his hands on her or push her off. But then she can always say he attacked her first. Typical. Or I would do it myself, and worse to what she did. I wouldn't fight her. I would send her to the hospital so bad, she's gonna need a lawyer, and life insurance. But she isn't worth jail time. She WILL be in jail and pressed charges to the fullest.

[SClassWizzard]

well damn

[xANGEx]

push her violently to the ground and kick her a few times (probably in the head). If I had a drink in hand spill it on her while calling her a slut. If she didn't move, would record it on snap while saying what she just did really loudly so everyone around can hear. Then I'd take him by the hand I'd kinda pull him so we get away from her quickly. Probably while bitching about her and laughing about what I just did.

[SClassWizzard]

But, wouldn't you want him to do something to do? you're just gonna accept that your boyfriend didn't pushed her away or tell her something

[xANGEx]

the scenario doesn't specify him doing anything or not doing anything. I'm just saying what I'd do

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

Assuming I'm the boyfriend in this scenario, I'd remove her hand, get in-between her and my girl so she can't slap again, and then calmly tell her to fuck off before I call the police. Then once she's fucked off I'll lead my girl away and check that she's okay, then give her a kiss and a hug and reassure her of my complete lack of interest in the random hoe in question, or any other random hoes like her.

[Agape93]

I’ll deck the bitch. Want to fuck or date my boyfriend? Cool, go for it. But slapping me is a very very bad move.

[SClassWizzard]

Hahaa. yeah, if he can be taken that easily, may as well just take him, but that slap tho... yikes.

[Agape93]

Exactly. Do what you want, but laying hands on someone with a temper isn’t very smart.

[AynonOMouse]

It is the girlfriend's duty to fight to defend her boyfriend from another girl, just like it iis the man's duty to fight men to protect his girlfriend.
Anyone that just lets someone assault their partner and not fight t hem, and just calls the cops while their SO is being assaulted is not deserving of having an SO in the first place.

[thegirlfromthething]

Look at him like “What are you gonna do about this?”. If someone hits on you while you’re in a relationship you should be the first one to protest.

[SClassWizzard]

yes true

[katiesmuff]

Smack her, take my boyfriends hand and walk away with him.

[SClassWizzard]

But, what did yah boyfriend do though?

[Anonymous]

First thing she gets a kick in the bum from me!

Second thing she gets a kick in the bum from my bf!

No one touches either of us like that without invitation, which is extremely rare. 😡😡😡

[Tally_ho]

Put her in a hold whilst my boyfriend calls the police.
Probably tell her she’s insane and needs some help.

Wait for my boyfriend to tell me how lucky he is to have me and not some crazy gal as his girlfriend ☺️

[Bananaman177]

As the boyfriend in this scenario, I would say, "Hey, don't I get a say in this?"

And then they would both turn to me and scream, "NO!!!"

Cue the laugh track. This show is so funny.

[foxrider77]

I’d ask her to pencil me in for her 10 o’clock. Hey Mike tell me how she is before I waste my money...

[AllieOops]

Tell Trump and his whole Secret Service detail to grab her by her pussy and whisk her off to a gulag. What goes around comes around.

[Ellie087]

Slap her back , depending on his reaction either grab him and walk away or if he likes her let him go they deserve each other 😂

[Bo_Nerr]

if my boyfriend leaves w her then good riddance lmfaooo at least i know he's the cheating kind

[Phoenix98]

I would not be ok with that at all and would voice that and if she tried to slapped my girl again there'd be a big problem headed her way.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

A boy cannot obviously push or harm the other girl so girl should protect her man 👻😂 once someone said girls fight girls men fight with men

[marckbcn]

Sad, but true. I don't want to fight against women and of course if I had a girlfriend, I would prefer her... It would be crazy to lose a girlfriend to go with a violent girl like this...
And I also wouldn't like her to fight, she should know my heart is for her so, let's leave it as fast as possible, and forget about it.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What if the girl tries to kiss just imagine she had hots for and she would try everything that's possible for her to seduce you even beat your girlfriend what you will do, this the main question the asker asked

[marckbcn]

Maybe something like that? "I'm sorry, but I have a lovely girlfriend, thank you very much for your interest, you'll find a good man for you" and move away.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

That's great you win trust of both by this 💪👌👍

[Anonymous]

I would curbstomp her then I would dogwalk walk her.

[worldscolide]

Really simple, as well muscled as she is, im nearly twice to three times as strong as her. If she did that to me, my wife would do nothing, because that woman would pull back a broken arm.

[SoWhatHuh]

What's my boyfriend doing while this is happening?

[SClassWizzard]

Hmm, good question, what is he gonna do about it too huh

[SoWhatHuh]

Like if he's not resisting that when some bitch slapped me and all, we're so over but I don't think I'd ever date someone who'd do that

[SoWhatHuh]

And I'm calling the cops, of course

[archiz]

let my taser do its purpose
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