You’re in line with your girlfriend buying ice cream and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass hard and she says “ouch.” What do you do?

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He stands at 6ft 6in tall and is a body builder. He asks you “what you gonna do about it bro? Buy your little ice cream.”

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

He apologizes immediately or get his teeth knocked out. Or shot. I'm fine with either one. I'd definitely be willing to take the jail time to shoot him, no problem. But it'd be more fun to beat him into submission, and less jail time and bail, too! Wouldn't even need the Glock; I'd stab him in the dick with the sharpest object around, then blind his eyes with said object, then proceed to tear his testicles off with my bare hands (no homo). There'd be permanent damage in at least two body parts; anything less than that is a failure. And yeah, I'd do maybe a year in prison or something. Worth it!

Telekinetic-Potato · Accepted Answer

I dunno, I'd be fuming though, if I thought I had even a small chance I'd probably try to choke him half to death. Guys like that aren't easy to knock out even if you got yourself in a decent position because they got that berserker strength.

Maybe I'd follow him home post a story on reddit and see what happens

Red-Blaze · Accepted Answer

Puke on them possible.. that much mussles... awwww.. eewww
Pull my friend away rolling eyes if I can hold it in, not worth to mess with idiots, they just pull you to there level and win with exprince
Besides if he hit her and not me his xlearly a real idiot

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Pinch him on his ugly tits n usually guys that big would scream like a 9 yr old girly girl

coachTanthony · Answer

I’d ask him nicely if I was next 🤣

USLegionary · Answer

Punch him right on the jaw. I've boxed for years, wrestled in school and have trained in judo. I've handled bigger men, bodybuilders too on a roud rage. They tend to be too slow, don't know how to fight and gas easily, big steroid guy like that once he gasses you could sodomise his ass and hed be too weak to stop you. Unless it was somebody like Brock Lesnar I wouldn't be worried.

NathanDavis · Answer

you can never ever train your knee to not snap in the wrong direction when stomped...

just saying... the taller you are, the weaker your knee becomes

also, you can absolutely never train enough to make your liver not vulnerable to a well landed hit... especially not against someone who has been training over 20 years to hit exactly, that one vulnerable point and the bigger and massive you are, the slower you get as well

but I am not about violence... lol

Anonymous · Answer

He apologizes or I beat the shit out of him. Over time you come to realize that just because someone is ripped like that doesn’t mean they can fight. Besides muscle like that requires a lot more oxygen than someone who isn’t as muscular so they tend to get winded faster. Regardless I’m fighting no matter what if he doesn’t apologize.

Anonymous · Answer

the correct answer is to get away from the situation and notify the police that there's a pervert touching women inappropriately. You don't need to fight to protect anyone in this situation or to "prove how tough you are". That's how people end up getting deaded.

Anonymous · Answer

Slap him on the ass and wink seductively. And say "whatcha gonna do bro". I mean, I might get punched but it was still funny. And I bet he wasn't expecting that. And even if I get my ass kicked he can't undo that. 🤣🤣🤣

... of course I guess there's an off chance that he liked it.🤣🤣🤣

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd say "Hey, you owe this lady an apology" and if he declined, I'd make some snide comment like"typical a*hole" as I turn away. Yes, I might get my bell rung, but his action cannot just be forgotten.

snackthatsmilesback · Answer

I'd laugh. Thats so fucking ridiculous man. Stop my girlfriend from throwing hands cause he prolly just waiting to kill a woman. With that attitude. We better just report it if anything so it's on his public record for future.

lightbulb27 · Answer

"You're a bit of an ass, but seems you know a good rear end when you see one. Go find your own."

Anonymous · Answer

I don’t know. But we both carry weapons so worst comes to worst we can defend ourselves. Let me say neither myself nor my girlfriend would take being sexually assaulted by a stranger very well at all

bean2k21 · Answer

Most bodybuilders of this caliber are protective of their body, as it's their source of income. So, this just doesn't sound likely to happen.

Anonymous · Answer

Probably call the cops. That's sexual assault and everybody saw it. That guy's fucked.

TroyDT2 · Answer

Getting a misdemeanor sexual battery charge and 10 years on the California Sex Offenders list seems like an awfully stupid move on his part.

Looksnicholas · Answer

I have the best answer. b. So far I'm the only one who said B

dustybiker · Answer

Body builders are slow. All that weight and not much stretching. I could drop him.

Filthy_Immigrant · Answer

that's Jay Cutler and he's not even near 6' tall, he's only 5' 9" so he shouldn't be a problem to get into a brawl with. cause obviously size and height do not equal strength

Shamalien · Answer

6’6 and a bodybuilder? Yeah I don't know man…probably get the fuck out of that shop “honey we’re leaving”

exitseven · Answer

Fight this guy until he gets tired than kick his ass.

Googlemyahoo · Answer

It’s technically sexual assault. Call the cops if you wanted

boobliker · Answer

aim for one very hard kick in his balls remembering he has very small balls then if he still stand grab your girl and run like the wind

_Troian_ · Answer

As someone who does martial arts often, I'd fuck that fool up where he stands.

Rockstarrrrr · Answer

Punch him... Why would I be afraid of a guy with shrunk testicles and large nipples lol

Batz2u · Answer

Take the taser out of my pocket and zap the fuck to the ground and kEep him there while she calls the cops and accuse him of assault.

Hispanic-Cool-Guy · Answer

Most likely fight him. I don't give a damn about size and I have proven it I'm willing to fight much bigger and stronger men than me.

Sparkie460 · Answer

I'd tell him to apologize to her. If he refuses, side kick him in his knees and watch him fall

jayhams · Answer

Call the cops and report him for sexual assault.

nawtee_me · Answer

kick him in the nuts and watch him whine like a baby on the floor...

OddBeMe · Answer

Throw hands? Is that like throw down? Cuz like the Viper vs the Mountain, I move fast.

Anonymous · Answer

Apologize and give him my girlfriend for 1 night

MendaciousMarxist · Answer

Break up with my current boyfriend <3

pewter_moon · Answer

I would ask her if she was alright.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

his hands on my woman? i don't think so!

CateM · Answer

I would curse him out

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Pull out my 9 and blast him.

Anonymous · Answer

Option  B made me 😆.

Jackblue · Answer

Call the cops.

admles · Answer

Take his back and choke him out.

Joker_ · Answer

I would buy my little ice cream

msc545 · Answer

probably shoot him.

SpaceGalaxy · Answer

I'll ask her is she liked it

Anonymous · Answer

Guys with this level of muscle can’t fight.

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