You’re in line with your girlfriend buying ice cream and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass hard and she says “ouch.” What do you do?

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He stands at 6ft 6in tall and is a body builder. He asks you “what you gonna do about it bro? Buy your little ice cream.”
You’re in line with your girlfriend buying ice cream and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass hard and she says “ouch.” What do you do?
Throw hands on the spot
Apologize to the guy and move along
Complain to the manager or employee
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You’re in line with your girlfriend buying ice cream and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass hard and she says “ouch.” What do you do?
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