1. I had a fallout with the cheerleader girl in college, long story short I swooped up bhin her as she was sat down in the dining hall and choclate milshaked her ! All over her blonde wig.
2. On the way home last summer, I walked past this toe rag who went my college, anyway we have previous over an e, and I had eposed her on snapchat earlier in the week. She saw me walking home, anyway she was washing her girlfriends car and pointed the hose at us and sprayed us for like 30 secs coudnt stand up the whole time was cowardly asf was swriling around it was so powerful.
3. Fight in club, so a couple of years ago this bitch was chatting up MY MAN so I simply told her to back tf up and she took a swing at us, I dodged her and swiped her legs then the bouncers stepped in before I finished her.
4. Cupcake argument in college, So in college I was waiting outside English when the same girl who sprayed me with the hose , cam over and started chatting bare shit apparently about how I got her crush but she was bitter cos I could she coudnt anyway, Anyway I went to slap her she pulled my arm in quick and planted a cupacke in my face, half of it went in my acutal mouth! Teacher then came over as I was coughing my lungs up, got sent home cos I nearly choked to death.
6. PIE in starbucks so last week I got in an altercation in starbucks with a girl I have jad trouble with for a long time, as spoken of in a orevious question, anyway she was complaining because I have semi gotten with her ex but as moaning about a chair I told her back tf up and pull her hair before she stomped my barefoot n pushed a full cream pie in my grill.
2. On the way home last summer, I walked past this toe rag who went my college, anyway we have previous over an e, and I had eposed her on snapchat earlier in the week. She saw me walking home, anyway she was washing her girlfriends car and pointed the hose at us and sprayed us for like 30 secs coudnt stand up the whole time was cowardly asf was swriling around it was so powerful.
3. Fight in club, so a couple of years ago this bitch was chatting up MY MAN so I simply told her to back tf up and she took a swing at us, I dodged her and swiped her legs then the bouncers stepped in before I finished her.
4. Cupcake argument in college, So in college I was waiting outside English when the same girl who sprayed me with the hose , cam over and started chatting bare shit apparently about how I got her crush but she was bitter cos I could she coudnt anyway, Anyway I went to slap her she pulled my arm in quick and planted a cupacke in my face, half of it went in my acutal mouth! Teacher then came over as I was coughing my lungs up, got sent home cos I nearly choked to death.
6. PIE in starbucks so last week I got in an altercation in starbucks with a girl I have jad trouble with for a long time, as spoken of in a orevious question, anyway she was complaining because I have semi gotten with her ex but as moaning about a chair I told her back tf up and pull her hair before she stomped my barefoot n pushed a full cream pie in my grill.
