We usually take the chance to make out and rub our naked breasts together.. KIDDING! We pee, we make sure our makeup is okay and touch it up if needed (usually just lipstick, because you guys see us after we’ve spent 2hrs or more getting ready, and the first thing you do is kiss us right on the mouth and smear our lipstick 💄! Lol 😆) and we’ll ask stuff like “so? What do you think? Is he a keeper? Yeah, I really wish he closed his mouth when he chews too, but I’ll fix that, but what about him? He’s really cute right? See I told you! OMG he’s amazing! Seriously, like he’s in the top 3 best kissers of all time! You really like him? Oh goodl, I'm glad you do, I’ll see you when you’re done. I wanna get back Now, if it was a friend who said all that, as soon as she leaves, (assuming we don’t all exit together, but girls w/ a new boyfriend just want to get back to them.) The rest of us will be like “can you believe the way he eats? Omg its so gross! What the fuck does she see in him? Well maybe it is, but it would have to shoot friggin’ gold nuggets out the tip, for ME to put up with that disgusting chewing! Don’t tell her I said anything, okay? Okay? Susan? Alright lets get out there before she suspects we’re talking about him like this… and Susan, i’m not kidding, I swear to GOD, if you violate the sacred trust of the bathroom chat and fuckin’ tell her like you did with that last guy, you are banned from the bathroom with us! It’s just a rough approximation, but yes to answer your subtextual question, we are 100% talking about you when we go to the bathroom together… unless everyone’s in a long standing relationship, then we just talk about whatever, nothing specific, or special! Unless anyone has been in big fight since we were last all together, then we talk about the fight and how unbelievably insensitive you bastards are to poor Susan’s feelings!
I guess, yeah! If I understood you correctly. Sometimes its a lot of stuff, some of it important, some of it not, some of it funny, some of it tearful, and sometimes, its a whole lot of nothing! You know, like talking a lot, but not really saying much. It honestly depends entirely on what’s happened BEFORE we go to the bathroom! Honestly, sometimes we just go in there to pee, and nothing much is said. But most often its just as I described… chit chat about the guys we brought on the date. Once on a double date we both realized that although we hated the guys we were with, we both really liked the OTHER guy! So when we came out of the bathroom, we just switched seats, and I did most of the talking, I just said “OK guys here’s the deal… I’m just going to be honest here I really don’t like you and I wouldn’t laugh if I were you because she doesn’t like you either! However, I happen to think you are a great guy you’re clearly cute you’re funny and you’re interesting. Then I looked at the guy I WAS on the date with (whom my friend was now sitting next to) and I said and she’s really into you, so if you guys wanna switch we’re totally cool with that if not we’re gonna go home!“ It was so funny the guys looked at each other first like WTF? Then their eyes sort of got big and they both excitedly nodded yes yes hundred percent yes, lets switch! It was a first date for both of us, and we met them together, so we decided to first date together. Nothing came of either relationship. But its another fun story that began in the restroom.
It actually is not THAT big of a deal. I mean, it’s not as if we were “swingers“ or anything. We’d only just met those guys earlier in the day, and they invited us to dinner. We had already gone through the awkward, “so which one of you do I get“ part of the relationship! They went back to their hotel, we went back to my house and got ready for the dinner date. Halfway through dinner I knew I couldn’t stand the guy who was sitting next to me and Judy knew that she couldn’t stand the guy that was sitting next to her, however… I actually DID like the guy sitting next to Judy and she kept kinda liked the guy sitting next to me (he really was a Putz!). So when we came out of the bathroom we just made the switch! I took everyone to Disney World for dessert and a few rides (I get in for free because my dad works for Disney at the corporate level, and I can bring it up to four guests) basically we just made out with them a few times and at the end of the night went back to my house, and Judy stayed overnight. Literally no story whatsoever (other than what I just told you, which actually bored me writing it so you must’ve been bored reading it).
I dont blame you, who doesn't like a good story? Especially one like that, which had the promise of a great night of kinky sex, but sadly it just did not deliver! Maybe if we’d been older than 16 at the time? Teenagers! We just do not have the kind of kinky sex that our grandparents had back in the ‘60s!
We usually just chat a bit and reapply makeup, check to make sure everyone has everything they need. It’s really nothing like what guys think what goes on 🤦🏼♀️😆🤣
We just talk and laugh while washing our hands and fixing our makeup. and if we need something we'll ask each other if anyone has it (tampon, pad, chapstick, gum, etc.)
We do everything we needa do without cis straight males near us tbh, gotta make sure everything is under control, and everyone's is on the same page. Depending on the length of bathroom trip will change what we do and talk about 😂
Sometimes yes, but my group doesn't have much of a filter in the first place so we often say stuff out loud... unless it's about something one of our girls want to keep a secret from anyone except our group. Sometimes tho bathrooms aren't a even the best spot cause there is always prying ears from other girls haha
Those that i saw were like family... but iss common thing in west i think... they dont mind... n it hurts but not to that level that it does something too bad to genitals of any gender
Oh yeah if there's something that happened or a guy that approached us in a weird way we'll make jokes about that. It's usually just anything in general tho
I only go together at places where there is a line. Then there's some company while waiting.
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Talking shit about other people at the dinner table, taking selfies, ranting about how a guy you’re talking to is being a dick, touching up makeup, talking about the following week plans and things were excited to do…etc. but mainly it’s to talk shit
I only have to stories, and I'm afraid I can't tell you under the category you posted this. And I refuse to PM on this site.
One story is about two wives going together, and the other story is about how a guy met his wife. lol But the second one doesn't fit the criteria of your question.
OK. Nothing happens in the bathroom for me, other than the reason they have a bathroom.
But on a lighter note, why do they call it a "bathroom" or "restroom." lol
I was an English teacher in Thailand, and one girl thought that a "restroom" was either a bedroom or hotel. A good place to rest. I loved that. It makes perfect sense.
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