Girl's Behavior

Should we teach girls to Meow and Purrr when they want to approach men?

Following my previous question...

Do you know anyone who looks (and acts) a lot like a specific cat?

I think we have a serious problem in our societies:

1. Less and less men are approaching women

2. According to Lord Elon, the declining birth rate is an imminent threat to western civilization.

3. Many, if not most women aren't approaching men to make up for the declining number of men who approach women.

The reason? I think it's because our method of approaching is fundamentally patriarchal, oppressive, and downright incompatible with women's nature.

Now, since many girls are cat-like, I think we must introduce a new way: The Kittenapproach.

What does it look like?

Imagine this:

You (a man) are just standing somewhere minding your own (goddamn) business when suddenly a wild (and a little oversized) kitty appears... you're shocked, perplexed, she's looking right into your eyes, right into your soul... what does she want? Is she going to jump and bite your "meat" and steal all your money (and house and dog too)?

But then she moves one step forward and meows, calmly.

The meow is high pitched and quiet and she looks in need - hungry, thirsty, depressed, and all and all kinda fucked up - so you understand that even though it might look like she wants to kill you, she's merely asking for permission to come closer - that she's formally "kittenapproaching you".

Kitten formally approaches penis human
Kitten formally approaches penis human

You look at her and examine what you see - does she have cute fur? What about her eyes? Does it look like she would make a good pet? Or would she still try to steal food, escape the house, get pregnant with some big black cat and come back to you with the results?

You think she's nice enough, so you allow her closer, waving your hand. She comes close and rubs herself against your legs.

Etc. Etc.

And we all know what she's asking for in the end: Meat... and milk of penis-human kindness...

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Additional question: How thick can a person be to take this question seriously?
Should we teach girls to Meow and Purrr when they want to approach men?
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