Why do women act like they never take a shit?

[Anonymous]

But i am sure they poop too.

[OlderAndWiser]

You expect them to make public announcements beforehand? "Oh, boys! I'm getting ready to go take a righteous dump!"

Or act like guys? "Man, you guys wouldn't believe the logs I just squeezed out my ass!"

There's nothing glamorous or exciting about that activity and most girls act discreet about it. Thank you, ladies!

I'm just speaking for myself (and Mr. Thurber) here, but if a girl acts just like a guy, I'm going to lose interest in a hurry. I'm damned glad they're different!

[SaoirseS]

We don't act like we don't, we just don't announce it before and after.

For example, we don't pick up a magazine and announce we're going to the bathroom and we'll "be a while."

When we're finished, we don't leave the bathroom and make an announcement that nobody should go in there for a while.

We don't leave the bathroom announcing "I lost about five pounds after that one."

And we don't leave the bathroom telling people "somebody get the camera."

It's not exactly a conversation topic.

[shesrad]

what women are this? i surely do, its basic human function

[Asker]

Therefore i won't marry a girl, i don't want to see her shit

[shesrad]

i love this trolling on here, so then you will be with guys but stupidly enough you all take shits? idiot

[Guy13]

You mean backed up, bloated, cranky…wait a minute you’ve got pre, during, and post Perioiditis confused with 💩 🚽 Time.

[Sirenboobzilla]

I don't poop. I go to the bathroom and leave snickers bars for the toilet to eat

[Studmuffin765]

King size snicker bars?

[Sirenboobzilla]

Depends on my generosity

[Studmuffin765]

Do you think the toilet enjoys it or would prefer other nutrients?

[Grubhub]

I prefer a woman with a big booty and a nice body to take a dump on my chest rather than the toilet 🚽

[Asker]

Go eat their shit

[FunkyMonkee]

They don't! I think that's why they're always so hung up!!

[Anonymous]

Generally because they take really smelly s***s. 🤣🤣🤣

[TheLittleInnocent]

Women do not in fact take shits. - a woman

[threefournine]

we don't act like that

[Asker]

So you admit you shit everyday😂😂😂

[threefournine]

yea.

[Asker]

Disgusting

[threefournine]

truly

[CindyRuns]

Trust me... I do !!!

[Asker]

Disgusting

[Beatrix7]

what do u think is discusting see if men are aloud say oh was doing a shit so can women i dont let men get away with stuff that they think i can't and they can nas dont think so i tell my ex i was doing a bumber 2 its a dont act like i dont take a shit get a set a balls out there girls

[Anonymous]

This is not even a question.😡😡

[MountAverage]

Not true