Girls, Am I future husband material?

[Anonymous]

So I’m 18 right now, but I’m curious for the future.

So here’s a little bit about me. My name is Kris Patel, and I live in the U. S. Some of my hobbies include weightlifting, reading, meditating, and hiking.

I am generally nice and I respect women, but once someone violates my trust it’s over.

Some things about me. I am the valedictorian of my high school class and I plan on graduating college before high school. I also have a top 1 percent wealth for an 18 year old (multiple five figures) that I have earned through opening various businesses online. I’m saying this not to brag, but my idea woman is someone who wants a hard work ethic.

I am very smart, funny, and kinda handsome. I used to be fat and ugly, but I’ve made some serious changes in my time in high school. I have a nice six pack, if that’s what girls are in to. I have very conservative views about women and girls, and I respect women who have high moral standards and don’t wear revealing clothing (think Christian morals, but without believing in Christianity).

I think I’ve pretty much hit every point in that I’m hard working, smart, handsome, and physically attractive to some level. I don’t like bragging but I feel like this is important stuff to know. So, what do you all think?

[Anonymous]

I think you are full of "it" as much as you are yourself. First off, I am from the US so don't try and fool me.

There is one line in your novel that tells me part or all of this is made up. If you are that smart, you would be going to a top ranked college.

"plan on graduating college before high school" That's not possible. There isn't a college in this country that would allow you as a student without a high school degree. Not one.

Certainly not a top flight college or university that someone of your intelligence would be applying to. So, that's how I know you are full of it.

That doesn't even scratch the surface of how full of yourself you are.

[Anonymous]

Just the kinda Fboy this is needs! Can't wait for a drunk highschooler in college to get the highest grades!

Really a beacon 🚨 of red flags for girls to run from after college!

Wonder how many college girls will love playing with the youngest boy in class teasing you manipulating you!

Omg you kissed me now I'm pregnant! Better pay child support!

My sister would love you for a week then get bored at how bad your social skills are.