Girls, How would you respond to a guy who uses this pick up line on you?

[Anonymous]

I think you started a war in my pants because I just blew a load 🥴 💀

[SueShe]

The only appropriate response would be a whack in the face followed by a whiff of my mace and when the perpetrator is on the floor, a nice shot with my right foot in the testicles to make sure that the load he blew was his last one of his life.

I do not joke with that kind of perverts and they would certainly not want to mess up with me anymore. I totally abhor those simple minded guys that think they can sexualize and objectify women, including minors with stupid pick up lines like that.

He would need to be picked up by the the ambulance team and I am quite sure he would never dare to use such a pick up line ever again.

[Asker]

Just letting you know if a guy was about to blow a load and you kicked him hard in the testicles as you said, a guy could suffer something called hydrocele where they swell three times the size like grape fruits, no joke, which essentially requires surgery.

[SueShe]

good for him and hope that he has learned his lesson. But I doubt.

[Asker]

Guys are usually dumb so you’re right with the doubt it part lol.

[provokeesmokee]

I'd laugh in a good way, but if he is serious then I'll follow with "best go change your pants, then, boy" because immediately blowing your load just on seeing me ain't promising for later.

I'd be more receptive if this was after he'd actually spoken to me and genuinely does feel attracted.

[Asker]

You’re probably the only girl on here who wouldn’t kick a guy in the nuts who said that then 🤷🏻‍♂️

[provokeesmokee]

It really depends on delivery and timing.

If a rando came up to me and started off with this, I'll devastate him worse than if I broke his pelvic bone. And I won't even need to use violence.

[Asker]

So you kick him in the nuts so hard is pelvic bone broke…well damn, that’s one way to make a guy retarded for a week.

[provokeesmokee]

He's already retarded if he leads with that line, honestly.

And yeah, wtf kinda weak ass groin kick doesn't actually go for breaking the bone? The goal is not to enrage a drunk man, the goal is make him pursuing me impossible.

Doesn't matter how little you feel pain if your skeleton cannot hold you up - you ain't pursuing.

[Asker]

Yea but a guys balls are just hanging between his legs and once kicked, it signals two things — stomach (feeling nauseous/throwing up), brain (this hurts!!)

You’re gonna read this like 💅 ok and? So what

[provokeesmokee]

Bro I do combat sports, I know how kicking balls works. Lmao.

[Asker]

Note to self never fight @provokeesmokee and make sure I wear a cup, actually make two cups just in case.

[Asker]

You’re probably like, I’ll still take you down dude 💅

Me: can I run away?

[Asker]

I’m sure the GAG community would laugh if you kicked me in the balls, I could send it to MTV to win some cash as some weekly funny video of the week award 🤷🏻‍♂️

[provokeesmokee]

Wow. What a desperate pick me... Look, buddy, this is not the sort of desperation that is hot.

[Asker]

Gives you chocolates 🍫 there I won you over

[provokeesmokee]

No thanks, I'm allergic.

[Asker]

a platter of assorted cheeses?

[KimmyB]

That at least would make me laugh a little, or possibly roll my eyes haha so either way is fine :o)

[Asker]

I can’t say that to a woman, she’d probably call the police and turn on her phone camera on and try to blast me. Rather stay quiet with females.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

It's... rough. I think I'd kind of cringe at it as was my initial reaction when I read it. Workshop it a bit more.

[Asker]

I’m not using it lol. I heard it on tv lol.

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Oh good cause I don't think it would work irl. Not even sure it would have worked on your TV show lol

[Asker]

I don’t want to get kicked in the balls, no thanks.

[SueShe]

I see you learned your lesson. Good!

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lmao, thanks for the lesson SueShe. Now you just have to work on the other 3 billion + men to get them to learn too.

[Asker]

Yea @sueshe made me a tad bit worried so I’m gonna wear a protective cup and an athletic jock holder strap and maybe some goggles to avoid boring pepper sprayed.

[Asker]

Being pepper sprayed**

[Asker]

Y’all ladies don’t understand how much that really fucking hurts 😭

[Asker]

@ez-bri-z_v2 I guess you gals won 🥴

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lol guess you'll just have to find better material!

[Asker]

What if it’s not good material? Sueshe will just kick me in the balls

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

She's a tough taskmaster but it's for your own good.

[Asker]

How’s it for my own good 😐

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lol because then you won't use bad pick up lines

[Asker]

Bri in response to your last comment, if I used that pick up line on you would would you get mad and kick me in the balls

[Ez-Bri-Z_v2]

Lol nah, I'm not the violent type

[Agape93]

... for fucks sake that just sounds disappointing.