Tell me some good school stories?

[Anonymous]

In year 1, I liked this girl, she liked me and so one day we went behind out classroom during lunchtime and kissed on the lips and hope we didn't get caught and then when I got home that day, my year 6 sister said she saw me kissing her behind the classroom and she told everyone in the family :Skull:

Any Story That is Good, Funny or Just Bad

[nolabels]

I missed the school part of the question before I started writing this, but here's a story that I love to tell.

I was deer hunting one chilly, but sunny day, stalking very slowly through the woods rather than being in my usual tree stand, which is another good story in itself, but I digress.

I was kind of sleepy as I came upon a South-facing hillside in the forest, with the warm sun shining down on me.
I laid down on the hillside and soon fell asleep.

I was then awakened by the quick-paced sound of approaching hoofbeats that slowed as they got closer to me.
I opened my eyes, but didn't move a muscle.
Lo and behold, a doe whitetail deer stopped right next to me, three feet away, panting hard as if she'd been running quite a way.

She plopped down right there next to me and over 15 minutes or so she gradually slowed down her breathing and became calm, occasionally licking herself, just lying there being beautiful.

Once she had fully settled herself down, she calmly stood up and slowly wandered away.

I had a doe tag in my pocket that day.
I went home with it still in my wallet.

I no longer hunt, nor am I against hunting, not because of that experience, but for other, multiple reasons.

I have many other wonderful wildlife encounter stories, but that's my all-time favorite.

Cheers to all.

[Asker]

W no Hunting

[nolabels]

What does "W no Hunting" mean?

[Asker]

It means it is good

[nolabels]

What is good?

The word "it" means nothing to me.

[Asker]

Hunting, you not hunting is good

[nolabels]

Why would my not hunting be "good"?

[Asker]

More Animals, Less animals dying, and no I am not a Vegetarian

[nolabels]

I find it interesting and baffling that your focus in replying to me had nothing to do with the wonder of the experience that I shared, but that it was that of a poorly camouflaged anti-hunting stance.
Did the main content of my story mean nothing to you?
I've shared that story many times.
I've never received such a response as yours.
It has always been received with a sense of marvel regarding the wonder of my experience from those with whom I've shared the story.
How many people in this world, past or present, do you think have been a part of an encounter such as that?
I consider myself blessed over and over again with my many wondrous encounters with wildlife.

[nolabels]

Here's another story.

I climbed into my tree stand in the dark, predawn hours one day and sat quietly waiting for dawn to arrive.
As the dawning light slowly began to illuminate the world around me, I looked about me and found that the tree I was seated in was also occupied by about 18 or so wild turkeys.
I was amazed that they weren't immediately alarmed by my intrusion upon the location of their slumber.
I guess that turkeys must sleep pretty soundly.
As the minutes ticked by and the daylight increased in intensity, the turkeys began to awaken, first ruffling their feathers, then preening themselves for a while, never knowing of my presence.
One by one, or two by two, over the space of five minutes or so, they gently wafted themselves down to the ground below the tree and began their day of scratching the forest floor leaf-litter for acorns, slowly moving away from me, again, never knowing that I was there.

An hour or so after that magnificence ended, my peripheral vision noticed something in flight approaching me from my side.
A moment later, I saw that it was a massive great-horned owl.
It passed directly across my face, its wingtips coming an inch from my nose.
Imagine my joy at having had experienced those two marvelous encounters in the space of an hour or so.

Experiences like those don't occur unless one is out in, and becomes one with, nature.
Such experiences can be had by non-hunters, as well, but how many people do so?

There's no need for any hunter to apologize for, nor to explain, hunting to anyone.

I won't entertain a debate on hunting, nor where meat-eating anti-hunters may think that their meat comes from.
It doesn't start at the butcher's shop.
I've been down that road before.
It invariably leads nowhere.

I may have wasted my time in relating my stories here.
My hope is that I haven't.

Again, cheers to you.

[exitseven]

I wanted to cut school after 4th period one Friday.. all the doors were usually locked except the one across the hall from the front desk so if you tried to leave somebody would see you. There was a new addition being built onto the high school and there was a closet that had a steel ladder that led to a roof hatch. I found this by accident but thought it would be a good way to sneak out.
So after 4th period I climbed up to the roof of the new addition, walked across and jumped onto the cafeteria roof and climbed down a drain pipe. I climbed in front of a big window and the vice president was there with his back turned to me but a bunch of kids saw me and I could hear them all laughing. I expected the vice principal to turn around and see me so I just jumped the rest of the way and rolled on the ground. I got up and picked up my bag and started running. I figured that the VP saw me but when I came back to school on Monday I did not hear a peep about it.

[Asker]

That is some dedication to escaping school, what did you have that period that you wanted to escape so badly

[exitseven]

I was going away for the weekend and wanted to get a headstart.

[convo_king89]

Why is this in girl’s behavior?

But mine is preety small. When I was in middle school after gym class I was walking in the hallway and I past the door the door to the girls locker room. I noticed the door wasn’t closed all the way and had a slight crack in it. I took a peak and saw a girl in her purple full cut briefs.

[Asker]

I feel stupid for asking this, what do you mean "Her purple full cut Breifs"
Did you tell anyone about it, like your friends?

[Asker]

That is Pretty Funny Though

[convo_king89]

It was the panties she was wearing..