My friend and I and the cop?

[Anonymous]

Look the cop and I are over but he has spies on me because two of his trainees keep watching me closely because I know one of them. Werid then my friend came right out and said I didn’t like the guy and proceed to smile at me weirdly. The cop is back in Miami for good. How would you react to this

[SteveSmith1985]

I don't know how to react to that. This right here is why I would have a problem getting involved romantically with a cop. I don't know what to say. Who do you call to complain that the police are harassing you? I'm sorry this is happening. This is fucked up.

[Asker]

Well she messed it up honesty

[SteveSmith1985]

I'm afraid I'm not sure who "she" is? Do you mean one of the cop's trainees (it was a male cop unless I'm mistaken?) Sorry just confused.

[Asker]

It’s my friend

[SteveSmith1985]

I hope they leave her alone. It's good she messed it up. A stalker cop is not a problem anyone should have.

[Asker]

But she is a stalker not him?

[SteveSmith1985]

Hmm , well clearly I'm totally mixed up on what actually happened here. I guess you'd better disregard everything I said. I seem to have misunderstood what happened. Sorry about that

[Asker]

You are fine it happens!

[SteveSmith1985]

😎🙂

[unknowngurll1212]

That does sound weird… trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is. Just stay alert and don’t let them mess with your peace ✨

[SteveSmith1985]

You should make this into a fridge magnet. This should be on your fridge.

[Anonymous]

Collect evidence on him and report it to a superior if he has one

[Asker]

It’s a weird situation I think they to make sure I’m okay.

[Opinion Owner]

I don't know

[Asker]

Ya his boys know who I am but aren’t harassing me or anything

[Opinion Owner]

That’s odf

[Opinion Owner]

Odd.

[Asker]

They are making sure Kim good since he is out

[Opinion Owner]

thanks for mho

[ChicoFromThe305]

Great this fool is in my city

[unknowngurll1212]

Looks like Miami’s got competition… better shine a little brighter 😉..
🌟😌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Nah there's no competition, I'm just that shiny, where you think you got your shiny from, I just caressed my chin hair and boom, made you shiny as well, you're welcome 😌

[unknowngurll1212]

So that’s what did it... chin hair magic? I thought it was just the reflection from my own glow bouncing off your forehead 💅✨😏 🤍🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[ChicoFromThe305]

That's cause you don't think younglin, it's not that simple, my chin hair has powers beyond your comprehension 😌🧘🏽

[unknowngurll1212]

Ahh, my bad, Master Beardawan—next time I’ll bring sunglasses to survive the mighty glow of your mystical facial fuzz 🕶✨...

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yes make sure to always wear your sunglasses in my presence, for the sake of your own eyes, that is if you want to keep your vision of course 😌

[unknowngurll1212]

Ys, Master Beardawan, the only man whose beard enters the room five minutes before he does 😎. But don’t worry, I brought my sunglasses.. and a lawnmower, ‘cause I wasn’t sure if I was meeting you or getting lost in the Amazon jungle on your face...

That beard so mystical, I almost asked it for three wishes 🧞‍♂️—first one being: can it PLEASE stop blocking the WiFi signal? 📶💀..

[ChicoFromThe305]

That's actually normal, my beard requires the best wifi for specific features and it steals it I from other sources if it has too, and you wouldn't get three wishes, I don't trust you with any wishes tbh 😂

[unknowngurll1212]

Fair enough, I wouldn’t trust me with wishes either… I might accidentally wish for your beard to become self-aware and run for president. Pretty sure it’s already got more followers than you anywaY..

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well without me my beard is nothing so whatever my beard has, I have, my beard is enslaved to me, so there's nothing you can say that will phase me and disappoint me about my beard 😌

[unknowngurll1212]

LMAO okay okay, I see now—*you* and your beard are a package deal. Like a superhero and his cape… only this cape probably sheds and blocks the sink drain 😌 But fine, I’ll respect the beard’s master. For now. 🤍...

[ChicoFromThe305]

Some sacrifices must be made for the greater good younglin, if that means a few sinks have to be clogged to keep the powerful beard at its full potential then so be it 😂

[Asker]

Actually he is a decent guy you don’t want the girl or my friend in your city

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why not? 😂

[Asker]

She is bipolar

[ChicoFromThe305]

Oof.

[Asker]

Bad not trying to turn you away

[ChicoFromThe305]

You aren't, it's all good lol

[Anonymous]

Your friend has good instincts