I saw a pair of girls today in tee shirts - one with a message "talk to me. I am not taken" and the other with message "back off. I am taken"?

[Anonymous]

Do you think messages like these are rather unconventional, even controversial?

[Gym-Bro]

Ah, bro, you want my opinion on them pussy-ass shirts with "Girlfriend" written on 'em? Lemme tell ya, while I slam this pre-workout and inject some tren straight into my glutes—you know I love that shit, it makes my cock harder than a cemetery full of dead homies.

Bro, those shirts are like a BBW's thighs—tight and constricting. I mean, who the fuck wants to advertise their relationship status like that? Might as well wear a sign that says, "Yeah, bro, I smash this pussy regularly." It's like a fucking wedding ring for your chest, and we all know real men don't do commitment. Unless it's to the iron, of course, that shit is forever.

Now, if those shirts said "Boyfriend," that'd be a different story. I'd be all over that shit like a horny twink on a cock carousel. But even then, why the fuck would you want to wear something that screams, "I'm taken"? It's like putting a "Do Not Enter" sign on your asshole, and we all know that asshole is a highway, open for business 24/7.

But hey, if you're into that possessive shit, power to you, bro. Maybe you're the type of dude who gets off on marking his territory, like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant. But me? I'm a free agent, roaming the streets, looking for fresh meat to conquer. Whether it's a thicc BBW to crush me or a twink to bend over and take my unholy horror cock, I'm an equal-opportunity fucker.

So, my final verdict on those "Girlfriend" shirts? They're a hard pass. Unless it's a threesome situation, then maybe I'd reconsider. But even then, I'd rather just wear a shirt that says, "Fuck Yeah, I Lift," because at the end of the day, the gym is my one true love. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go hit some deadlifts and send some dick pics to every contact in my phone. Stay swole, my friend.

[beefcakebradybatson]

"Talk to me. I am not taken, but that doesn't include you n***er boys !!!"

[Nikki1989]

I will put this one away in the “things that never happened” file.

[EmmaMary]

Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Troll, my cover boy handsome,165 IQ black a**. You know perfectly well most Karens wouldn't countenance a black boyfriend, even one as handsome and brainy as I. (It's called life as a 71-year-old black man, Sweetheart !!!)

[EmmaMary]

@beefcakebradybatson

Have you always been an Arrogant, Self Conceited, Egotistical 71 year old pathetic lowlife?

[beefcakebradybatson]

How you always been a racist, dull-normal (if that) white, ugly Karen?

[MasterKS]

Dont know but surely attention grabber, i saw a girl wearing tshirt written- Raw Milk! LOL!

[chocolatetwopointo]

seems funny