How can I convince my stubborn friend to accept that she’s 5’10?

[Anonymous]

She said she was only measured to 5’9” last year and now she’s measured to 5’9.49. She says she’s 5’9” but I told her she should just round up to 5’10 because there’s no point and people will know she’s tall. I mean any woman over 5’8 is very tall. She should embrace her beautiful tall height. A lot of people wish to be tall. I’m 5’5 and I would LOVE to be as tall as her. She said, “You’d be as tall as men or taller than guys. They like shorter women.”
I shot back and said, “I don’t give a damn what guys want or like! I don’t care! I still want to be tall! I would love to be eye to eye level to men and tall people get more respect. So many women are jealous of you and your curvy. Stop being stubborn and just admit that you’re 5’10”!

She gets annoyed and she said she’s sticking with 5’9” ugh! Why is she so stubborn? She should embrace being very tall.
I wish I could be tall enough for my boyfriend who is 6’6.

Updates

9 mo

I mean would you round up 5’9.49 to 5’10?

[Anonymous]

First-world problems 😴 Just fyi, the average female height worldwide is 5'4, so you're not even short, so stop obsessing over your height and live your life

[Asker]

I know I’m not short. I’m 5’5 and I wish I was 5’9 or 5’10. So many women wish to be tall

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Damn, you’re super rude to your friend, dismissing her feelings like that just because she wouldn’t validate yours.

[FunkyMonkee]

My girlfriend's 5' 10" and I love it!! I don't even have to bend more than my neck to kiss her!!

[Anonymous]

It doesn't really matter. She is about the average male height, so most guys won't care.

[AngryCarl2]

If she wants to identify as 5' 9" she can. Stop being shortphobic.

[MemeSupreme]

5'9" sounds better

[Staximus]

5' 9.49" is not 5'10", ding dong

[Asker]

It’s half way

[Staximus]

5 ft 9 is not 5 ft 10, jerky

[Anonymous]

is this a joke?

[DryGermanGuy]

It’s for a creative writing seminar, taught by AmazonChick. 😯