Date said that she wanted to start a family soon and she wants her future husband to give her a son first and a daughter second in that order?

[WeezertheTeazer]

Four years ago I had an unforgettable first time date for the worst reasons possible and this was a true damand. She said that she had 'researched' the fact that the man "chooses" or more accurately decides the gender of the baby based on the Chromosomes in his sperm cells and that boys are harder while young and easier while older while girls are just the opposite. She said that she wanted both a son and a daughter at some point and that she wanted to get the hardest parts of k-5 mothering over with first and that her future husband needs to give her the right child at the right time🤦

Anyone ever heard of insanity this far off the charts?( It's safe to say that I never spoke to that woman again)

[BriamG22]

Hahaha, that's crazy, I wonder what "love guru" fed her that nonsense. In the middle of intercourse: "Yeah gimme a second, let me focus so I can filter the hundreds of million sperm cells that are about to be discharged so that only the boys are given passage" lol.

Unsure if it's as crazy but I did meet and go on a date with a girl that said she could communicate with trees and other types of plants, specifically she couldn't do it with grass though.

[WeezertheTeazer]

She claimed that very scenario or something on that order after I had told her that after 32 years in my body ( I was 32 at the time) I've never found a Chromosome switch on my balls. She responded by saying something extremely similar to your joke. When the "date" was done I said to myself " I can control what and how much I drink... and today I am having a bit more!"

[BriamG22]

Oh gosh haha wonder how many beers it took you to get through that date lol. Was a funny one though 🤣🤣, thanks for sharing!

[Anonymous]

That's just dumb, why exactly in that order?

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for the MHO

[Abbycado]

That is insanity. Good call on ditching that psycho.

[WeezertheTeazer]

I directly asked her if it was a problem that I don't have an X and Y labeled chromosome switch for my testicles to meet the desired demand at the desired moment? She honestly thought that a man could consciously choose which Chromosomes his body can make at will

[Abbycado]

Doesn’t the left have one and the right have the other? XD

Kidding. That girl is cray.

[Abbycado]

Ty for mho!

[WeezertheTeazer]

No problem.