What is the most outrageous pick up line you have ever seen success with?

[aaron13547]

I recently was reminded of an old friend. This old friend was not very good looking, however, what he lacked in looks he made up for in character. I was at a bar drinking with him once. Out of the blue, and like only 2 beers in, He asked the women beside us "if she wanted to leave with him"?

She said "why would I go anywhere with your ugly ass!"

He said something like "the grass isn't always greener on the other side, but i dont care about grass... Just bend down and ill lick that ass."

She laughed they continued to talk. They left together about an hour later...

Im not the kind of person to be so blunt myself. Respect is more my style... but I memory of my old friend

What crazy things have you heard or said and did it work?

[BonzoInBitburg]

I had my best luck at the grocery store and a few times I've seen an attractive woman picking out watermelons by knocking on them. I always ask what a bad one sounds like and when she finds one I take it and put it in my cart. I'll say, "If you're right, I'll buy you dinner but if you're wrong, you owe me dinner." Then walk away. Almost always they find me in a different part of the store a few minutes later and tell me I need their number for dinner when I lose. However, one time a woman followed me to the meat section and said, "I helped you pick out melons, you need to help me pick sausage."

[RavVid]

For myself It was me asking a girl where I knew her from. We spent some time trying to figure out where. It was a partner dancing environment so it was quite plausible. Eventually I realized I didn't know her at all but it was working so I went with it.

A mate who worked in the same office block used the simple trick of waving to girls he liked the look of. After a while the girl would come to think she must know this guy who waves to her. In time, when opportunity arose, he would approach to have a little chat and gradually progress up to a date.

The big advantage was he had a lot of girls queued up in this process.

Most outrageous is probably an urban myth. Guy at party notices a girl looks bored. Waits. When she looks bored enough he approaches and asks if she is ready to go home yet. In the story line she is.

I have found the least happy looking girl in the bar is the one to approach. They can brighten up a lot with a little male attention. :)

[Foxeyes]

Confidence can be really sexy and the right line can make a world of difference, last boyfriend now ex was successful with the line : what a great outfit but I rather see it on my bedroom floor , yes it’s really cheesy and drunk it was kinda smooth so

[Twodogs0525]

"Hi, how ya doing? I was wondering if you could help me out? My dick died last night and I'm looking for a place to bury it"

Runner up: "I'd like to bury my face in your mom's pussy, just to see where such a beautiful woman came from"

[Anonymous]

A guy looked at a girls tiddies and said "are those real or are they felt". Then he felt her up and said, "oh, I guess they're felt. And that 💩 worked.🤦‍♂️😆

[spartan55]

Your friend sounds like a sweet talker.