What is the very first thing you do right after you wake up?

[Anonymous]

Pray

Read your Bible

Pick up your phone

Go to the restroom

[slatyb]

I don't own a Bible, haven't since I was maybe eleven, and haven't prayed since I was 13. It's a tossup between picking up the phone or going to pee. The phone is closer, so I probably do that first but like everyone I'm in the bathroom pretty quickly.

[Iron_Man]

I pray at nighttime so the first thing I do in the morning is to pick up my phone

[Iron_Man]

Thank you for most helpful award, my friend

[Asker]

You're welcome 😊

[NoDecision]

Plop plop, whiz whiz, oh what a relief it is. 😏

[lilBigPotato]

Stop the alarm and keep sleeping.

[lilBigPotato]

Continue*

[BobbieBoy666]

I wake up and check my phone. After that I reach down for my best buddy and give him a few pets and a rub. Then get out of bed then walked to the bathroom then pray to the pee pee urine god.

[Twodogs0525]

I voted take a piss. Second thing I do is get a snack of some sort- handful of grapes, string cheese, olives...

[FreyaRed]

Toilet > music > coffee > phone > appointment planner > mostly bed again.

[Nikki1989]

Put on some music and start brewing coffee.

[bear34]

I wash my hands and face, then have a coffee and a cigarette. If I wake up sweaty, I take a shower.

[Iron_Man]

You shouldn’t smoke it’s not good for your lungs. Do you guys have cigarette commercials in Turkey?

[bear34]

@Iron_Man Yes, I know it's unhealthy, but I drink it. I also like alcohol. No cigarette or alcohol commercials are being aired.

[Iron_Man]

It’s been banned cigarette commercials for many years now in the USA

[bear34]

@Iron_Man All the cigarettes come in black packs. The cigarette packs feature photos of people who are sick from smoking. The photos are disgusting.

[Iron_Man]

That’s really different. I never seen that before. Send me a picture sometime.

[bear34]

I can send it to you but i dont know how can i send it.

[AngryCarl3]

Switch on the radio. Not because I want to listen, but because the noise keeps me awake.

[Anonymous]

I usually check my phone, but I almost always have to go to the bathroom when I get up.

[EmmaMary]

Relieve myself.

[Asker]

With what please

[EmmaMary]

By going to the bathroom/restroom of course. 🙂‍↔️

[lessthansane]

Punch my morning wood in the face until it goes away

[canamlusciouslad73]

Hit the boys' room, then shower.

[usernameobvious]

Toilet 🚽 lol

[exitseven]

go pee.

[Anonymous]

restroom