Passing gas... When a woman is present in a room of guys for a long time the natural gas surperssion law comes into effect however if you don't leave with the woman you may be subjected to paint peeling oders.
Jokes: I remember a multitude of jokes on any given topic. Normally I have no problem with that but on occasion I wonder if that brain space could have been better spent learning a language or curing cancer.
Morning wood: While a great way to start my day by mutual solidarity with my lower head. I really need to pee without fire fighting strength inspired sheet friction.
Crying: I don't like crying women and have a tendancy to default to making shadow puppets if talking fails. Which is funny because I am very bad at it. It's the thought that counts right? 
Put downs: I have a knee jerk reaction to most snarky comments thrown at me. Which comes from intense training as a teenager in school and from my family. But as a Man I'd say I run into it a lot more than women.
The "Stare" or "Gaze" is the first line of defense against other Men. Properly done it will deter most males from confronting me or any lady I'm standing next to. It's more commonly known as "Resting Asshole Face" now, at least in my case.
Guys: The larger the group of guys talking to each other the lower the I.Q. gets. Some of the conversations I've, sadly, been a part of have only been two steps above throwing poop at the other monkeys. 
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