20 Funny Differences Between Men and Women

[RainbowFanGirl]

Yes, we are all the same species, but our genders can almost seem from two entirely different universes at times. I never understood these differences until I stepped foot into high school and had a glimpse for myself at how different males and females could actually be. We see every day tasks in a different light, and it's amazing when you compare these things side by side. Perhaps those playground taunts has some truth to them.

So uh, what did we do to highlight these differences? We made memes out of them. From the looks of these photos, it seems that women are these complex, sensitive creatures and that men are simple-minded...so does this mean that men are basic? :o

lol, jk.

And just a quick note: I know that all men and women are different and before you come at me with your spears saying "OMG Rainbow you pissed me off I am not like this ahhhhh!!!1" I already know this. Every individual is different and some of these may not apply to everyone, and that's okay. :)

Here are 20 differences between the man and the woman.

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1. On packing...

2. On texting the opposite sex...

3. On getting their hair done...

4. On video games...

5. On what they look for in a partner...

6. On going to the restroom...

7. On break ups...

8. On social media...

9. On body image...

10. On the first kiss...

11. On reading something emotional...

12. On fitness...

13. On impressing each other...

14. On clothing...

15. On getting turned on...

16. On getting ready...

17. On taking a shower...

18. On English...

19. On color...

20. On friendship...

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So which one was your favorite? Which one was true for you? Which one was not so true? I hope you enjoyed this. Thanks for reading! It was fun to put together and to create. :)

~R.F.G

Sources:

diply.com

My loyal friend Google Images

atchuup.com

[OlderAndWiser]

1. I know that this was intended for fun, but. . . every time someone repeats the line about "all men want is bog boobs," it perpetuates a stereotype which is simply not true. It is a sexist statement about men and it contributes to small-chested women feeling inadequate when, in reality, some of the prettiest women in the world have small boobs. Many guys actually prefer small boobs, so please don't - not even as a joke - say that men all want big boobs.

Since this was intended for fun. . .

2. When a woman blows her nose, she closes the kleenex very quickly because whatever is in that kleenex is "icky!" When a guy blows his nose, he calls his friends over and says, "Look at how much green shit just blew out of my snout!" :)

[RainbowFanGirl]

Funny. Thanks.

[Chillercher]

True. In my case at least (with the boobs)

[snowangle]

I enjoyed it!! 10 is so true hahaha.

The funny thing about 16 is this past Valentine's Day, my boyfriend worked that night so we made lunch reservations instead. Our reservations were at 12. This was how the morning went:

10am: I woke up. Walked the dog. Hung out in my jammies.
11am: Boyfriend still asleep. I'm thinking about what I want to wear.
11:20: I start getting ready. Wake Boyfriend up, he goes back to sleep.
11:35: I'm done getting ready. I wake Boyfriend again and let him know what time it is. He goes back to sleep.
11:45: He finally gets up and gets in the shower. I'm cranky.
12:05: He's ready and we're on our way to the restaurant.

Sigh haha. What are you gonna do.

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thanks! Sounds funny haha

[Anonymous]

1. True except I worry about packing too
2. Not True because not all guys th- yeah its kinda true but its also a mix of the girls one too not just the ones for guys
3. Can't really blame guys for that one because guys couldn't care less if a girls hair was messy. Hell some of us love it when its messy cause it looks hot
4. Not true. For the guy to be like "marry me please" the girl has to be good looking to the guy and be at least average at the game.
5. Not even remotely true at all. Guys ask for the ones in the girl one as well and NOT EVERY GUY PREFERS BIG BOOBS. Lots of guys prefer small ones and lots couldn't care less.
6. Guys dont go to the bathroom in groups normally and when they do we litterly do our business then leave.
7. depends on the guy
8. true
9. Not true for the guy one but for the girl one I see it happen a lot so I guess it is true. Guys more than not couldn't give a f*** about their body except penis size cause yeah.
10. actually the girl one could work both ways. it really depends on the guy and their friends.
11. There are a TON of emotional guys out there, including me, who would react like the girl not the guy and we get made fun of for it.
12. actually unless u are fat a guy will take u. the whole thing on that body is only thrown upon girls by other girls.
13. Depends on the guy
14. Still don't get why girls need so much clothes like who freakin cares? oh right, other girls
15. If its a teenage- yeah pretty much
16. If it takes u that long to put on make-up you know you are putting on too much.
17. Not True. Just for some reason guys can easily take a quick shower when girls ALWAYS take long ones. But lots of guys, including my brother, take long 30 minute showers.
18. girls English one is correct, guys English isn't 100% correct. Pretty much if a guy says something THATS WHAT HE MEANS. we dont play tricks, which I still dont get why girls do. And when girls do use their English, I use it back cause its annoying.
19. a little more broad on the guy side but not as much as girls yes.
20. Im confused on that one

[RainbowFanGirl]

This was meant to be a joke but thanks for analyzing?

[snowangle]

Oh wow, he took it seriously.

[Dargil]

Very well done. I dispute none of them. The shower proves I am able to multi task.
When girls are just sitting there, staring out into space, their minds are seeing something like this.
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When guys are just sitting there, staring out into space, our minds are seeing something like this.
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[RainbowFanGirl]

That's a good one. 👌

[ChromAzonyx108]

1. men can be more efficient. Personally, I have a checklist of basics for whenever I travel somewhere.
However, the picture says that women take the responsibility of packing for their children which naturally would take them longer to do.

3. it’s hard to improve on perfection. Also, men don’t have as much to work with.

6. if the women are drunk they might do what men do :P

8. seems accurate

12. I’m not sure whether to agree or disagree with this one. Not all women are naturally beautiful but the average woman is more beautiful than the average guy (though I may be biased here). Also, there are too many other factors to consider in addition to working out.

14. sometimes having too much choice is a bad thing

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thanks for reading :) These are exaggerations and aren't meant to be taken too seriously.

[cruelcold]

Or seriously at all. It's not even a joking matter. She is a feminist who is trying to portray men as inferior or stupid.

I have picked apart a lot of her crap in my opinion comments

[ejx629]

That was a good take, very entertaining!
I think 2,3,4,9,14,16, and especially 19 are the ones that are closest to being true.

After reading the other comments just have to say: damn! annons be trolling hard today! gotta break out my troll repellent!www.google.com/url

[RainbowFanGirl]

I know right 😒 Anyway thanks for reading and liking my take. 😚

[IceEverest]

❄❄⛄⛄I think there are already too many mytakes written on this...
There is nothing wrong about your take, Its fine... but I personally hate these type of Mytakes... NO OFFENCE.. I know it is joke... but many people take it serious and try to apply in real...❄❄⛄⛄

[RainbowFanGirl]

Eh. They gotta lighten up.

[Itsjustkeyitsme]

I love that someone finally put all these together! It's great I love every single one because I can relate one way or another to each of them!

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thank you!! ☺️

[StewieRH]

I'm loving the one on texting where it says girls really read into things (We do! Or at least I do) and then with the guys it's just like if she so much as replies she wants the D 😂

[RainbowFanGirl]

I liked that one too. :) Thanks for reading.

[StewieRH]

You're welcome, I enjoyed reading it :)

[DaniaMQ]

Great Take!! 👌 :D I've always wondered if that break up thing with guys is true 😆😂 the clothing and getting ready thing is so true 😂

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thank you :)

[YourFutureEx]

This is so awesome. This is the best take I've read this year. Now, I won't compliment anymore because #18. :D

[RainbowFanGirl]

Aw thanks so much! :)

[Mustachekitteh]

Fucken hell about #15. I HATE how the female body isn't made to be turned on and have orgasm as easily. IT'S A CURSE I TELLS YA!

[RainbowFanGirl]

Yeah! lol.

[Jackblue]

Once again men don't pee in public and we also definitely don't do it in the shower. The shoes and clothes thing could also mean I want to have sex with you, so I am pretending to care about your female stuff.

[RainbowFanGirl]

"And just a quick note: I know that all men and women are different and before you come at me with your spears saying "OMG Rainbow you pissed me off I am not like this ahhhhh!!!1" I already know this. Every individual is different and some of these may not apply to everyone, and that's okay. 😊"

[Jackblue]

Oh no, we men really are mostly all alike I am just clarifying points.

[RainbowFanGirl]

Oh that's fine. Thanks for reading.

[mistixs]

"we men really are mostly all alike"
translation: "i am so special, everyone is like me"

anyway, i pee in the shower

[redeyemindtricks]

You don't pee in the shower? Lies.
Dirty lies.

I mean, that's a natural reaction of yr bladder to hot water, even. You'd actually have to intentionally hold it in, if what yr saying is true.

Look, dude, we all do it. There's no shame. There's a drain there for a reason.

[Jackblue]

@redeyemindtricks Actually I take baths so no.

[redeyemindtricks]

Hah ok... you did write shower, though.

[AleDeEurope]

They were funny, though I disagree with the breakup one, the #7.
The rest were pretty funny xD

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thank you so much ☺️

[redeyemindtricks]

Cute... Be ready for some hate, though, from people who don't understand when something is a joke and when it isn't.

I CAN tell you that #9 is absolutely no longer a thing, by the way.
We've definitely gotten to the point where both boys and girls are solidly characterized by the girl picture, for that one. Body-image insecurity all around.
For my generation, #9 is still cute/funny, but, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if people your age didn't even get the joke anymore.

[RainbowFanGirl]

I already got some hate from a couple anons. 😒 Calling me a man-hater and shit.

Probably, but gag probably knows about this. It happens all the time in How Do I Look.

[redeyemindtricks]

Lol.

I remember when I was yr age, and these kinds of jokes mostly just confused me. I don't have a classically feminine personality, and, I had no sisters and no mom.
I remember seeing jokes like this and being, like, "huh?"
Lmao.

#12 is totally on point, though. I train fitness models, and, the men have a much higher standard to live up to.
Although they don't really have to go to the gym more than 2-3 times a week, if their workout plans don't suck.

[Bea123]

OMG all of them were so good and so true!!! Thanks for all these memes and LOL made my day!!!

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thank you :)

[luvstoned4him]

I had a good laugh.. but some of these are on point. :)

[RainbowFanGirl]

Haha thank you :)

[luvstoned4him]

@myTakeOwner, your welcome :)

[BlueSJ]

Hahaha those really cracked me up. xD
Some of them are so true.
Although #18 isn't really true?

[RainbowFanGirl]

May be to some. I don't know.

[mikemx55]

nr 18 totally cracked me up !!!

Very very good overall !!

[RainbowFanGirl]

Thank you :)

[Metlahaed]

Lierally every single one of these is true in all cases always ever.

[RainbowFanGirl]

Lol. Probably, probably not.

[PT1911]

I love takes like these, they're so fun, why are people getting pissed about it?

[RainbowFanGirl]

I don't know. :(

[James-ice]

You forgot about complex poems that involes solving... it hell!!!

[RainbowFanGirl]

Hmm?

[James-ice]

Yes, poems that have deep meaning and talked about her future with you.