How do you feel if your gf farts around you?

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How do you react/feel if your gf farts around you? Not on purpose of course and not frequently at all but like accidently

Applefan1 · Accepted Answer

I honestly have no problems with any girl farting around me. I don't want the girl to get all sick, bloated and uncomfortable just because she is around me and holding her farts in. I honestly would prefer that if she needed to fart she just pushed it out and let it go and felt better from doing so. It is natural and that is why I don't judge girls for farting around me or think anything less of them. I am also not the slightest bit turned off either. If a girl farted around me and was embarrassed I would reassure her it is natural and I don't think anything less of her in anyway for farting. If the girl was a friend I would make a joke about it (if she can take the joke that is), if the girl was a close friend I would say "nice fart" and Hi5 her. If the girl was my girlfriend and was comfortable and close to me and was ok with farting around me I would say "nice fart babe" give her a HI5, tease her and then take her in my arms, kiss her on the lips and tell her I loved her. If a girl was a really close friend or close girlfriend then I might challenge the girl to a farting contest if the situation was right. Hek I am so relaxed about girls farting I would not even care if I was on the first date with a girl and she ripped long, loud and smelly farts all through the date. It it honestly no problem at all for me when girls fart.

RedThread · Accepted Answer

It's a normal bodily function so I don't care. In fact it would show that she's comfortable around me so it's kind of a seal of approval.

MissConfused93 · Accepted Answer

If they love you they don't care. I'm EXTREMELY gassy because I've got IBS. Boyfriend doesn't care. He high fives me. :)

PeachSunset · Accepted Answer

Lmfaoo. Whats up with all the fart questions lately. You're a human. Are you not?

knotme · Accepted Answer

THEY better get use to that, its a normal body function

kambo_trick3y · Answer

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stevie123 · Answer

It's a natural bodily function , probably not the most appetizing, tho. It's going to happen sooner or later if you are together long enough. just laugh it off.We all do it.(yes girls fart)

ledfoot64 · Answer

as long as its not in my face or when I am in her making love it does not matter

truthbeknown · Answer

I'd rather she didn't. Just not lady-like. I try not do it around her, that is a something to do with the guys.

Anonymous · Answer

I would play it off very cool:

truckjunkie · Answer

I dont have a gf so I dont have to worry about it.lol

I_Love_Russians · Answer

I farted when I came once. That was funny.

DernSure · Answer

I get turned on. I don't know if a lot of guys do but I sure do. I just like it when girls fart :)

p0rtis26 · Answer

laugh it happens..just not all the time

SaltandVinegar · Answer

Dont care its only natural!

xcheerleader_jessx · Answer

My brother says he feels honored lol

Keyspirits · Answer

I'd tap dat azz and make it shake 😘

Red_Dragon · Answer

Uhh so gross.

kheserthorpe · Answer

Depends on pitch.

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