If a single guy has a hamster, does it make him gay?

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question says it all. if a single guy has a hamster (or another small pet), does it make him gay?

Longblackveil · Accepted Answer

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Fritcher Gear can do it I can too
I get undressed, I start to loob
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now, he's right beside me
One more inch, and he's inside me

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gerbil goooooooo

Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out

So now my gerbil's on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyonf my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of my hole

I tried crowbars, I tried wires
I almost hurt him with a pair of pliers
I tried cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gerbil goooooooo

Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fuck--raaaaaaii
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late, my gerbil died
I guess I have commited, gerbicide
Here's some advice, it's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil,...

Dont stick him up your butt
Dont stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Dont stick him up your
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GoodManDave · Accepted Answer

Oh, if he were any farther in the closet, he'd be in Narnia. - kidding.

If he has sex with other guys, that makes him gay.

If he has a small pet, like a hamster, then... he likes hamsters? If he has a little fru fru yappy dog, then he'd get looks. Fom my point of view, that doesn't make him gay, though it might show he's more effeminate - which doesn't automatically mean "gay." If he owns a cat, he's certainly a weirdo, but that wouldn't translate to me thinking he was gay.

I had a friend who was a complete jock frat boy. Now, maybe he was ubergay and hiding it, but I doubt it. He had a little tree frog that he'd talk baby talk to. It was hilarious because you don't expect some huge muscular guy to have a tiny tree frog that he'd talk baby talk to, nor would you think a little tree frog would be treated as if it were a puppy. I thought it was hilarious.

tiredtheatre · Accepted Answer

Oh my gosh no!! Hamsters are adorable!! If I ever dated a guy with a hamster, I think I'd keep him haha! They aren't gay at all, and your buddies who are telling you that must not have had many girlfriends, or they would know that most girls love little animals haha

Betwyn · Accepted Answer

That really depends. Is the Hamster cage on the nightstand? Is their a paper tube on the nightstand as well?

Account · Accepted Answer

Very much. He gets the gold gay medal!  (What's up with this question?) ... No, he's only gay if he's interested in having sexual intimacy with males.

Mesonfielde · Answer

I used to have a hamster and it didn't make me want to put my schlong in anyone bum, so I don't think so.

rocelot · Answer

If someone single owns a pet it is actually a sign that the once or currently suffer (ed/ing) through depression. I mean it isn't true for everyone who's single and has a pet but does have some scientific backing. That said fracking is a practice that retrieves liquified natural gas from the ground (with dangerous environmental after effects,) because no one (and I mean no one) sticks hamster or rodents up their own or someones ass. Unless as a from of torture, and not in the sexual verity or... Well lets just say a rodent up a rectum would most likely try to eat its way out. Since you asked that question you get that imagery.

bhabygurl · Answer

NO! A guy can't be gay if he has a small pet of his own... unless he really is GAY and loves pets. Anyway, a guy can have a pet. I mean, that's cute right? It actually shows that he has an affectionate side of him. And a plus that says he can take care of a living being. A guy with a pet is very homey...

nert73 · Answer

I like hamsters! Doesn't mean you're gay! Why would you think that?

rdr005 · Answer

I'm pretty sure a guy liking guys is what would be defined as gay, unless I missed something. lol. You should probably look past animals as an indicator of one's sexual preferences. xD

Honestly, some people just like small pets, and there are many straight men who are just completely comfortable with their personalities that they can take care of small animals and not care what others think. Shoot... I might go get me a hamster tomorrow. xD

godfatherfan · Answer

nope that just means he likes nasty little rodents.
Those animals are the freaking devil.
I had them when I was a kid. Got bit I don't know how many times. the only reason to have them now would be to let them loose in the country and watch the hawks grab them... lol

BiggsyDaBoss · Answer

Not in the slightest. Being attracted to men is what makes another man gay. I own the gayest looking dog in the world. A chug, a Chihuahua mixed with a Pug. It's the smallest dog I've ever seen. I am in no way gay. Be comfortable with who you are, preconceived notions of masculinity are irrelevant.

yaddayaddayadda02 · Answer

Only if the hamster is a male and he has sex with it.

becca123 · Answer

No. It makes you more appealing to girls by showing a soft squishy side to you.

Yc2K15 · Answer

It doesn't physically "make him gay". Although it may represent the fact he has a closet to open, or even more likely he is just a drag queen but had never wanted to have sex with a man but has and surely will for the rest of his life.

Kevbot92 · Answer

How dare whoever said that, said it. Does my picture on here make me gay? No. To that person, my picture would mean I'm gay though, I'm guessing. But no to the question. Why on earth would that make a guy gay?

TheoryOfAvarice · Answer

Yes, whenever I own a hamster I become a lesbian. So, my solution is to get a boyfriend first... and then buy a hamster. He wards off the gay, and I get to keep an adorable pet.

skullly · Answer

Haha no? That is weird. I would never think that, unless he did something girly like have little pretty pink and purple stuff for the pet and said "like omg it's so cute" all the time haha.

notasassychick · Answer

Not at all. I think it would be really cute actually if a guy had a little pet. It would make him seem less manly maybe, but it would most definitely not make him gay.

An_English_Gentleman · Answer

Well I can't really say yes or no here and it would be unfair to do so.

Maybe it's circumstances, lack of space, or time to exercise a larger animal.
But there is a little bit inside me that says... Take care here they aren't exactly Macho pets are they?
Also aren't they more for children? Perhaps he's not grown up yet?

Jbunch · Answer

I told you man, should of went with the chinchilla! And nahhh, I don't see why it ever would... but you should still get a chinchilla, it's like a squirrel rabbit, that's freakin sweet.

epiman94 · Answer

Not at all. I don't care if hamster is the first born child of as gay couple, it still doesn't make anybody gay. Sorry, hamsters just don't have that kind of power.

VeryBiFun · Answer

No, having a hamster doesn't make him gay. Liking and having sex with just men makes him gay. He may be gay, he may be bi or he may be straight with our without a small pet.

Theguyoverthere · Answer

No. It does not make him gay.

LaDouleurExquise · Answer

yes its ok to be straight and take it up the butt from another guy but if he has a hamster that makes him gay. xD being gay has everything to do with hamsters and nothing to do with liking penis.

theepill · Answer

YES! Dude! This is like the biggest thing a guy could do or have to be considered gay. Taking it up the bum isn't even as important as having a hamster or other small pet

Azara · Answer

Nothing wring with being gay. And no. Nothing makes you gay that you can purchase at a store.

VIsQveen · Answer

Umm is his hamster in a Versace cage wearing Ralph Lauren hamster clothes?  Nah. A guy can have any pet, that won't tell me he's interested in men unless he said it.

Elefseya · Answer

I fail to understand the connection between being a pet owner and one's sexuality. perhaps if the hamster was gay, then it might rub off on you...

Roses-Are-Red · Answer

It makes him the owner of a Hamster. Not more, not less

unbothered · Answer

Hi:) Owning a particular pet or object does not make someone gay. Only being gay can make someone gay.

why_ask_me · Answer

Not unless you like other men I was single when I first got my dog (she's a tiny 50lb pit bull) and I never once felt like I would be perceived as gay

BlueMoon201 · Answer

the type of pet you have has absolutely nothing to do with your sexual orientation, so no, a hamster does not make a guy gay. Ok?

martyfellow · Answer

Not only is he gay, but the hamster is also gay, or maybe bi.. hard to say with a hamster, they don't have Facebook.

blueeyed · Answer

Probably not. I don't know of any gay guys who own hamsters (or hamster like pets). Just makes him unique.

ObviouslyOriginalMe · Answer

Hahahhaha oh gosh no! If a guy scratched a dogs belly and talks to it in a "puppy love voice" does it make him gay? No. So why should owing a rodent?

Kerbie · Answer

No No and No I have 3 chinchilla's I have a partner who's got a kitten so no its not true and my best friend also had a hamster called Rambo and then Rambo II

Schnurri · Answer

How is this a question? If you said, I like to fuck dudes, is that gay? Then we would have more to work with.

josesmaf · Answer

Omg, you like sneeze glitter.

Rixie1986 · Answer

If I have a fish am I gay... There is no pet or anything like that that can say your gay.. If you like men and not women your gay that's it

soccerchick4eva · Answer

0_0 i never knew having a certain size of pets could make you gay 0_0 thats quite silly if people go by that -.-

JulieXO · Answer

The only thing that makes you gay is wanting to date/have sex with other guys.

electromagnetic · Answer

I have a pussy cat. Does that mean I'm a lesbian?  No, it means I have a cat...

misscoffeehead · Answer

I don't think so man, buying a particular pet, doesn't make you gay.

kebab97 · Answer

No, unless he is male gender and you love him, and he sucks ur dick

ClauseViter · Answer

Ofcouse, I can't even believe you felt the need to ask this question since its common knowledge that owning a small pet makes you a flaming homosexual.

TonyRyan · Answer

Yes, it flips and distorts your sexual preferences to the point that they force you to actually become attracted to the same sex... No. Owning a hamster does not make you gay.

Winterblade200 · Answer

No I don't think so you have to want a boyfriend or do sexual acts with males

Michael-in-SC · Answer

Congratulations for the dumbest question I've read on here thus far in 2015.

Anonymous · Answer

Only if...

LookatDuhDonkay · Answer

Absolutely not... hamsters are viscious man... nothing gay about them.

neonbat · Answer

As long as you're not gerbilling I think you're fine. :p

Random_chick_2384 · Answer

Not at all it's Actully really sweet and attractive! 😊😊😊

curiouskey22 · Answer

Lol omg of course not. I'm an annual lover myself so its totally fine by me I think it'd cute

Meesterlijk · Answer

That fully depends on the gender of the hamster and what you do with it.

Anonymous · Answer

Your "friends" are putting you down for amusement - find somethings about them that can make them something or other that pushes their buttons (which might not be the gay button)

roundbobby · Answer

This must be a troll. Of course it doesn't make you gay!

Lew5505 · Answer

Yes , he's gay , no normal dude wants a damn hamster... he's gay all the way

SweetSruthi · Answer

Of course not! May be some people think like that. Its their problem, not yours. :)

Lollipopjklol · Answer

Haha you are funny... Wait so you are joking right :P?

menina · Answer

Of course not. He's only gay if he's attracted to men.

upood · Answer

not at all. if he had a snake though id think he was insane

His_Baby · Answer

Most definitely. Imagine what he would be with a guinie pig 😳

trojanDevil · Answer

Liking an animal or making it your pet doesn't make you gay. Infact it shows how much caring person you are. Keep it up!

Willowlock · Answer

What? No, of course not. It shows that he can care for someone other then himself.

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