question says it all. if a single guy has a hamster (or another small pet), does it make him gay?
If a single guy has a hamster, does it make him gay?
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Fritcher Gear can do it I can too
I get undressed, I start to loob
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now, he's right beside me
One more inch, and he's inside me
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gerbil goooooooo
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out
So now my gerbil's on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyonf my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of my hole
I tried crowbars, I tried wires
I almost hurt him with a pair of pliers
I tried cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gerbil goooooooo
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fuck--raaaaaaii
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still
Now it's too late, my gerbil died
I guess I have commited, gerbicide
Here's some advice, it's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil,...
Dont stick him up your butt
Dont stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Dont stick him up your
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Oh, if he were any farther in the closet, he'd be in Narnia. - kidding.
If he has sex with other guys, that makes him gay.
If he has a small pet, like a hamster, then... he likes hamsters? If he has a little fru fru yappy dog, then he'd get looks. Fom my point of view, that doesn't make him gay, though it might show he's more effeminate - which doesn't automatically mean "gay." If he owns a cat, he's certainly a weirdo, but that wouldn't translate to me thinking he was gay.
I had a friend who was a complete jock frat boy. Now, maybe he was ubergay and hiding it, but I doubt it. He had a little tree frog that he'd talk baby talk to. It was hilarious because you don't expect some huge muscular guy to have a tiny tree frog that he'd talk baby talk to, nor would you think a little tree frog would be treated as if it were a puppy. I thought it was hilarious.
Oh my gosh no!! Hamsters are adorable!! If I ever dated a guy with a hamster, I think I'd keep him haha! They aren't gay at all, and your buddies who are telling you that must not have had many girlfriends, or they would know that most girls love little animals haha
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That really depends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY
Is the Hamster cage on the nightstand? Is their a paper tube on the nightstand as well?
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Very much. He gets the gold gay medal!
(What's up with this question?)
... No, he's only gay if he's interested in having sexual intimacy with males.
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I used to have a hamster and it didn't make me want to put my schlong in anyone bum, so I don't think so.
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If someone single owns a pet it is actually a sign that the once or currently suffer (ed/ing) through depression. I mean it isn't true for everyone who's single and has a pet but does have some scientific backing. That said fracking is a practice that retrieves liquified natural gas from the ground (with dangerous environmental after effects,) because no one (and I mean no one) sticks hamster or rodents up their own or someones ass. Unless as a from of torture, and not in the sexual verity or... Well lets just say a rodent up a rectum would most likely try to eat its way out. Since you asked that question you get that imagery.
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NO! A guy can't be gay if he has a small pet of his own... unless he really is GAY and loves pets. Anyway, a guy can have a pet. I mean, that's cute right? It actually shows that he has an affectionate side of him. And a plus that says he can take care of a living being. A guy with a pet is very homey...
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I like hamsters! Doesn't mean you're gay! Why would you think that? -
I'm pretty sure a guy liking guys is what would be defined as gay, unless I missed something. lol. You should probably look past animals as an indicator of one's sexual preferences. xD
Honestly, some people just like small pets, and there are many straight men who are just completely comfortable with their personalities that they can take care of small animals and not care what others think. Shoot... I might go get me a hamster tomorrow. xD - 847 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
nope that just means he likes nasty little rodents.
Those animals are the freaking devil.
I had them when I was a kid. Got bit I don't know how many times. the only reason to have them now would be to let them loose in the country and watch the hawks grab them... lol -
Not in the slightest. Being attracted to men is what makes another man gay. I own the gayest looking dog in the world. A chug, a Chihuahua mixed with a Pug. It's the smallest dog I've ever seen. I am in no way gay. Be comfortable with who you are, preconceived notions of masculinity are irrelevant.
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Only if the hamster is a male and he has sex with it.
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No. It makes you more appealing to girls by showing a soft squishy side to you.
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It doesn't physically "make him gay". Although it may represent the fact he has a closet to open, or even more likely he is just a drag queen but had never wanted to have sex with a man but has and surely will for the rest of his life.
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How dare whoever said that, said it. Does my picture on here make me gay? No. To that person, my picture would mean I'm gay though, I'm guessing. But no to the question. Why on earth would that make a guy gay?
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Yes, whenever I own a hamster I become a lesbian.
So, my solution is to get a boyfriend first... and then buy a hamster. He wards off the gay, and I get to keep an adorable pet. -
Haha no? That is weird. I would never think that, unless he did something girly like have little pretty pink and purple stuff for the pet and said "like omg it's so cute" all the time haha.
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Not at all. I think it would be really cute actually if a guy had a little pet. It would make him seem less manly maybe, but it would most definitely not make him gay.
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Well I can't really say yes or no here and it would be unfair to do so.
Maybe it's circumstances, lack of space, or time to exercise a larger animal.
But there is a little bit inside me that says... Take care here they aren't exactly Macho pets are they?
Also aren't they more for children? Perhaps he's not grown up yet? -
I told you man, should of went with the chinchilla!
And nahhh, I don't see why it ever would... but you should still get a chinchilla, it's like a squirrel rabbit, that's freakin sweet. -
Not at all. I don't care if hamster is the first born child of as gay couple, it still doesn't make anybody gay. Sorry, hamsters just don't have that kind of power.
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No, having a hamster doesn't make him gay.
Liking and having sex with just men makes him gay.
He may be gay, he may be bi or he may be straight with our without a small pet. - 630 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.
No. It does not make him gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPHlHuhBVFI -
yes its ok to be straight and take it up the butt from another guy but if he has a hamster that makes him gay. xD being gay has everything to do with hamsters and nothing to do with liking penis.
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