GUYS Where do you put your penis?

Question

Do all guys tuck their penises whenever they wear jeans?

Forgive me but sometimes my eyes wander and I don't see anything? 

For example

 

There's nothing there?

lkjhg69cum · Accepted Answer

I usually hang just slightly to the right... My right that is. The baggier or thicker the pants the tougher it is to see, for example some well worn and broken in jeans as I like to wear them don't leave too much to the imagination. The tactical pants that I often wear for work hide the definition, though there is a bulge. Unless I get hard, then my soldier I standing at attention for all to see, and there is NO hiding it. A high riding thigh rig (pistol holster that strap to my thigh) or drop bag really accentuates and draws attention to the bulge. As does a parachute or rappelling rig. Junk sticking out everywhere then. Hahaha!

7heDubz · Accepted Answer

Well given that 90% of the time during the day we aren't erect it just kind of chills.

We aren't anywhere near as big while flaccid, so there wouldn't be much to look at anyway.

Whilst erect though? Generally picks a pant leg and uncomfortably chills there while we constantly without success try to make it more comfortable.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

It's usually pretty small so it shouldn't be too hard I guess they just choose a pant leg, It's probably uncomfortable when it gets hard though. Sometimes when my boyfriend and I cuddle it gets hard and I can feel in poking my butt so I just reach back and free it so I can have some fun with it! My boyfriend usually has it to the left I noticed hahaha

miss_ana · Accepted Answer

Sorry to say. But I love to see it. Make me wonder the size. Loool

been_waiting · Accepted Answer

Its a relatively small bodily appendage, not a Pringles can.

Red_Arrow · Answer

It will often shift around in boxers. In jockeys they tend to stay in one place. As someone said, they are usually flaccid and you won't notice. For suits, the tailor will ask on which side you dress. That is code for which side do you place your penis, and the will tailor in a little extra space on that side if things are tight.

jocko463 · Answer

"Tucking" a penis? Tell me there aren't guys who do this. Why would you?
Not wearing undies, my penis naturally migrates down my left leg. And I never wear undies. It's not like OMG obvious but if you're a crotch watcher...
Some jeans show better than others and if you're wearing briefs or even boxers things can kinda get bunched up. The photo you posted is some guy modelling a pair of jeans and of course they're not gonna show some kinda bulge or outline...

Applefan1 · Answer

My penis just sits in my underwear where ever it feels comfortable for it to be. When I get aroused over a girl my penis grows and gets bigger and hard. That is a very good feeling to.

jag420 · Answer

It depends on the jeans. Mine is usually on the left side and sticks to my balls and i always have to readjust them. I think it might be because i wear boxer briefs.

posted · Answer

Loose boxers and it just chills there, sometimes it has a slight bulge out the front, sometimes there is a 'jean boner' from the zipper.

Tokana · Answer

He's chilling along my right leg. He reaches half way to my knees

HorrorFan · Answer

Well it's tucked into the underwear. It sits where gravity and body movement wants it to.

front2back · Answer

Jeans and other loose pants are deciptive.  I usually fold my over my ballsack. In regular pants it doesn't really show through (boxer breifs) but in boxers or with my pants off it's quite obvious.

DodgersGM · Answer

Well, it usually chooses a side to occupy. Tucking it could be painful and very restrictive.

SurströmmingLover · Answer

It moves to a lot of places due to erections. And most of the times it goes to the right.

Cowboy6666 · Answer

Its hidden in a underwear, when I get boner it becomes a little obvious... :D

AllThatSweetJazz · Answer

I dress left. Plus briefs will keep everything a bit more neatly bunched up.

Champion2015 · Answer

I always wear jeans I put my penis to the right side I luv it when girls look at my bulge

chrisbigman · Answer

Um... what? Usually it's in the middle of my pants looking up.

Anonymous · Answer

In my mouth! ! ! !

random305 · Answer

I tuck in my penis so people won't see pen mine is kind of big so I have to put if under

SaltandVinegar · Answer

I put mine to the right but my underwear holds is in place so its not flopping around.

Klaatu51 · Answer

i put it in the middle

CommieDearest · Answer

The put it in the penis pocket of their undies.

Resoglass · Answer

I wrap it around my waist like a belt

algz23 · Answer

It is a jean not, a tayt that shows body lines.

SatanClaus · Answer

My underwear holds it

Joeblow96 · Answer

Tuck it down a leg or up the waist band.

Anonymous · Answer

Behind loose pants.

GUYS Where do you put your penis?

Most Helpful Opinions

Most Helpful Opinions

What Girls & Guys Said

GUYS Where do you put your penis?

Most Helpful Opinions

Most Helpful Opinions

What Girls & Guys Said

We're glad to see you liked this post.