Guys which would you rather do, jack off with sandpaper for 6 minutes, or cut off your dick and reattach it 2 days later?

[Anonymous]

You have to pick one: and you will fully recover from both of them.

Wank with sandpaper for 6 minutes

Cut off your d*ck and reattach it 2 days later

Im a girl or just want to see the results

[SomeoneImportant]

I voted A. I would say B, but the pain of reattaching it would probably be worse than jerking off with sand paper.

[Anonymous]

I'd rather have jail time for beating you for asking dumb questions.

[been_waiting]

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Sdrttyyt don't have words for this fuckin ew man

[Genie23]

Lol!

[been_waiting]

@Genie23 still nauseated

[Genie23]

Me too... I can't believe how did he even came up with such question o. o

[been_waiting]

@Genie23 probably in the shower he looked down at his dick and was like "what form of penis torture will the men of gag cringe at the most? "

[Genie23]

Lmho! That's sick

[FrenzyP0W3R]

Cut my d*ck and reattach it like after 6 months, in that way I will have more free time in my life (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

[Consultant]

Lol haha so much cringe. Hellishly painful 6 minutes or a Hellishly long and unfulfilling 2 days... hmmm

[Skched]

Sand paper. Doesn't mean you have to go hardcore screw your shit up.

[Anonymous]

Hit it on your head rather to stop writing these kinda nuisances

[xuewu]

now this is why I joined gag

[valeriewen]

What a tough choice.. haha

[RationalLioness]

I'm thinking most would do the first one.

[Browser101]

Cut it and leave it off

[Anonymous]

wow so sandpaper it is...

[Anonymous]

Sand paper... flipped on the smooth side!

[Asker]

That was nice ha. But what if you had to do the rough/sharp side

[Opinion Owner]

Uh... maybe A with a really fine grit

[Klaatu51]

sandpaper.

[sid312]

Sand paper

[SimplyRick]

cut it off