Why do guys like playing with boobs and peeing outside?

[Anonymous]

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Because boobs are great. Their soft and feminine and fun. Not to mention doing the right things with them can make a girl feel really good which will make her want you, which is already pretty cool because she has given you access to something other men could get in trouble for only acknowledging their existence.

Peeing outside is great because there's nothing like the feeling of the cool breeze through your freaking balls! It doesn't feel quite right but in a good, "This is how it's meant to be" kind of way.

[Kapakani]

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Best way to propose 😎
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Even dogs agree

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And boobs because there interestingly bouncy and they make girls laugh with joy😎

[RJGraveyTrain]

Very... different things that don't directly correlate but uh, I assume yes for most, and for the second if it is necessary?

[SarahsSummer]

Because they can. And as for peeing outside, I would too. Lol.

[Red_Arrow]

In freezing weather we got it better than girls!

[SarahsSummer]

@Red_Arrow really? I thought in freezing weather you guys have shrinkage.
https://youtu.be/gymMVDeKJ_o

[heythereambak]

Yeah it shrinks and is touch to pull out of all those winter clothing :(
U know a lot about males :o

[Red_Arrow]

Yes, usually. But not enough shrinkage to prevent whipping it out, taking aim, and signing in the snow. :-)

[SarahsSummer]

@Red_Arrow lol.

[openthedoors]

Because guys are weird

[Phreshy]

Guys like playing with boobs because they are soft and malleable, and have nipples that arouse and entice the woman to become more intimate. Guys like peeing out because we can do so easily and can instinctively mark our territory, be it on a tree in the woods or as a name in the snow!

[FantasyGeek05]

Because boobs are awesome?
Even though I've never experienced any

And I don't pee outside I don't know what's up with that
I will if I have to though

[Phoenix98]

Because we're guys and they're fun and a good part of foreplay and because we can.

[CisScum]

1. Boobs are great
2. Having a dick is a convenience in this case, peeing outside is easy.

[AhGojira]

Oh imagine peeing outside while playing with boobs... Can life get better?

[amorpheus69]

Haha... cuz we're guys. ;)
Seriously, good question. We like playing with breasts as a part of foreplay. We pee outside cuz we can.

[August00]

Wi don't know about the peeing out side, but tits are play grounds for m/w.

[rgb008]

If I were a guy those would be my top 2 hobbies.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Funnily enough, if I was a girl, those would be my top 2 hobbies 😂

[rgb008]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau hahahaha

[TheBootyChest]

What is it that makes you want to do those things most of all?

[Chico_brah]

What are we fucking Neanderthals?

[answerALLquestions]

Like at the same time? or like one or the other?

[Anonymous]

Because boobs are awesome isn't it?

[crazy_vic]

Cuz we are guys.. lol

[madelacroix]

Bc we can

[Anonymous]

Just feels good.

[Anonymous]

well, why not?