Is my dad a CREEP?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

> He calls me 'my beautiful'
> Sends me good night kisses every night and kisses me on my forehead or cheek every time he sees me
> when I go to his office and his interns/workers are staring at me he says 'yeah Id be checkin her out too'
> when he hears me laugh he tells me it lights up his day

wanna see who gets this... Lol

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+1 y

I think I just invited like the whole gag to this q. My bad :/

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+1 y

For all the retsrds who didn't get it this was sarcasm

[madhatters4]

aside from this
"> when I go to his office and his interns/workers are staring at me he says 'yeah Id be checkin her out too' "

all the rest seems normal. i call my daughter beautiful, pretty, adorable... cause she is. i give her a kiss on the forehead before bed... she's 15months but she gives insanely open mouth kisses (guess she doesn't know better). and literally her laugh does make my day

but the thing about the workplace seems like crossing a line

[Chico_brah]

I'm a father. I was asked if I'd ever want to see my daughter on playboy. I responded with "I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her."

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Ayyy

[Izumiblu]

Totally creepy, but if we ever happened to have a person that became president elect, it would be ok then. But what are the chances of that EVER happening... very slim i'd say.

[Anonymous]

Hehehe was that a Donald Trump reference? he said similar things about his daughter! good one :^)

[SoFeckinAddicted]

One of the only ones who got it ;)

[Opinion Owner]

:^) I know and I'm not even American!! Jeesh, America needs to do its research before voting creepy guys as the president :^)

[CheerGirl38139]

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[SoFeckinAddicted]

Lmfao

[CheerGirl38139]

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[Rawrzz]

Of course not. The 45th President of the United States said that he would be fucking his daughter if she wasn't his daughter. If he could do it, then how could it be wrong?

[greycadillacs]

"I promised Ivanka I'd never date anyone younger than her, so the field of options is really getting limited"

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Hahahaha ✋

[greycadillacs]

Hashtag real quotes from our President.

[This_is_my_username]

https://i.imgur.com/vHEUIt2.jpg

[ProbablyTooMature]

I get it. Only the "I'd be checking her out too" is creepy.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

What's creepy about it?

[ProbablyTooMature]

Because no man should be encouraging other men to look at their daughter, let alone saying "Yeah, she's hot. I don't blame you."

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Eh he's not encouraging them. That's stupid. He's letting them know that he sees them checking me out and what do they always do after he makes that comment? They immediately look away. My dad is brilliant.

[ProbablyTooMature]

Funny, for me it just took a look. I'm going to have to disagree though, it's a disgusting way to make the point.

[Cg247]

Sounds like a great father.. As long as he never touches you I would say you just have a father that love's you very much. you're lucky.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Kissing involves touching no?

[Cg247]

I mean sexually

[SarahsSummer]

Everything youve written just expresses his fatherly love. Except for
"yeah Id be checkin her out too" thats super creepy

[ElissaDido]

Everything is normal except for:
> when I go to his office and his interns/workers are staring at me he says 'yeah Id be checkin her out too'

[TheAlphaWolf0225]

You're his daughter and he loves you.
Chill your tits

[SoFeckinAddicted]

No that would make my nipples perk.

Anyway this was sarc

[pewdiepie_]

Hey don't worry your dad is a Dad. He is all ok. He is doing what a father must do. Kissing on forehead means utmost love for someone. He is a very good dad. Don't look him through evil eye.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I love him

[pewdiepie_]

Great :)

[Anonymous]

I thought all of those were completely normal things for a dad to do except for the third point at the office.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

They're all normal in my opinion

[neoagent1]

It would only be super creepy if he was running his hands over you like he was caressing you and kissing you on the mouth.

[SleepingSnorlax]

Nah you sound weird for trying to make this into somethingnits not

[SoFeckinAddicted]

It's sarc

[disgustingweebtrash]

I don't think so, perhaps he's just happy to be your Dad.

[Blitzkrieger]

I dont see any problems here but i feel people would start riots over it.

[Anonymous]

He's not creepy. You should tell him to kiss you on the mouth, not your forehead.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

My mom wouldn't like that

[Opinion Owner]

It's not like he's leaving her or anything. You are already family. Maybe make out with him when your mom isn't around. I think that would be very nice.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

I'll tell him you said so

[Opinion Owner]

If it was me and I had a daughter, I would be fine with that.

[Anonymous]

i always knew you are a catfish troll... .

if the story is true, it COULD or COULD NOT be alarming. data is insufficient.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

This totally proves it

[realityphil]

he is SoFeckinAddicted to you. With his cock. I think this could be creepy.

[SuitAndTie]

I think they are all normal behaviours apart from the third one

[EnteringValhalla]

i think you have a really loving dad and you should be very thankful for that

[JohnDoe3000]

Is your real name Ivanka?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

My husbands name is Jared.

[zorro8888]

This is going to be an entertaining 4 years lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Haha right?

[zorro8888]

You know the Canadian citizenship site crashed a couple of hours after Donald won lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Seriously? People are so weird

[zorro8888]

Yeah haha huge influx ended up crashing the site
You ready to move too? We can start practicing saying sorry eh!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Haha nooooo nevaaa

[zorro8888]

We could be right on the other side of Niagara Falls (it looks way better on their side btw), it would be like you never left NY lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

How bout no... Even though my best friend lives in Canada

[zorro8888]

Ouch.. so I'm not the best friend in this situation lol
Where would you live outside the US though?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Ahaha you're my hubs ❤️
Italy or Israel.

[zorro8888]

We need to talk, I kind of feel like you're rushing me into this, I'm only your fiancé, not your hubs... I don't even feel safe taking my shirt off around you... so chill but I still love you <3 lol

Isreal is so beautiful, my uncle studied medicine there and he loved it!
Eyy I'll be in Italy in January, I'll have fun for the both of us!

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Lmfao seems a little beta for me. Do you even lift?

It really is insanely beautiful. The people are a little aggresive though lol
Fuck you lh3.googleusercontent.com/jcJ0WFtJ0fw6-3J0JYXpv7nvXXzr38cKMtqjnTRFP8-4g4YPH8Lr9LxweUGvo6kAqH0=w300

[zorro8888]

Do I even lift... I'd take my shirt off to flex right now but you'd have to promise not to fall for me any harder.

Yeah but you're aggressive too so you'd fit right in haha
Aww that's sweet that you want to fuck me, maybe later okay sweetie? <3

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Hahahah get outta here

Or Id just clash with everyone lmfao
Ay im not into pegging. Sorry bub

[zorro8888]

So that's a "No I can't handle seeing you shirtless right now... my heart can't take it" right? So I should just delete this pic that was ready to be uploaded?

Nah they'd just say..."Yeah I'm not fucking with her"
I was thinking you'd just get on top, do all the work while I chill down like a starfish... but I'll get on top if you want bub!

[capturemyheartnow]

You are lucky t have such a loving dad.

[Anonymous]

yeah trump is kinda creepy

[tayoker]

you call that a creep? i call him dad of the year.

[Decentguy]

he sounds like a good, nice, caring dad.

[beefcake2000]

Well, when the daughter is a "hot piece of ass"

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Can't blame him eh

[Shawn58]

Umm that's weird to be completely honest

[heavenlyhannah]

whhhaaaatttttt

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Lmfao

[Iron_Man]

No laughing out loud

[Anonymous]

seems creepy