What would you do if a guy stares at ur noodle at the urinal?

[Anonymous]

in a pupblic restroom f. eg.

[InfoBot]

Punch him in the face. There is a guy protocol, you do not make eye contact with another guy's noodle, or with the other guy, or stand too close to him, or make conversation whilst you are both handling your noodles. Any transgression of said protocol is a declaration of war and violence must ensue.

[InfoBot]

Lol at the pink down vote. No penis, no opinion.

[MrOracle]

There are strict rules.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr0ClHQC_pYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KHA4

[lord_chilled]

Preach!

[Anonymous]

I asked my boyfriend that and he says that's never happened lol. Everyone jsut minds their own business and quietly does their thing

[kaylaS91]

do the helicopter dick to put him in his place.
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[InfoBot]

MHO ^

[carlos06]

Well that's breaking the bro code... but in any case: finish peeing and leave, what else you gonna do? xD

[DP0122]

Some old man was peeking over, and I said wtf you nasty old f***. Kind of felt bad in a way...

[RedThread]

I'd flop it around a bit.

Hit him with it. That'll teach him who's bawse.

[Mexicoman101]

I would feel very uncomfortable and hurry my ass out of there, avoiding eye contact.

[DrMouse]

Stare at his and start talking about how small it is.

[SVUCE]

Umm.. well probably cuz i got that nice... but i would probably just look at him and say "sup, why yo gay ass lookin at my pp?"

[WhereAmI]

Ask him if he's done looking and if he wants a picture... it lasts longer.

[Anonymous]

I only use the stall, never a urinal. I would have to smash his face in if someone was trying to be queer like that.

[lord_chilled]

Id ask him to keep his eyes to himself. Has never happened to me, luckily..

[normielover6969xD]

Wiggle it around so he can see it more

[Atreyu]

elbow him in the face is the appropriate response

[disgustingweebtrash]

That's a crime against the Guy Code

[Unsnagged]

let him admire my noodle for all its glory

[Lottifan]

I would just ask him what he's looking at

[shopafoop]

make eye contact to establish dominance

[MeGo99]

Tell him loot at your urinal

[Anonymous]

See if he'll shake it for me

[Himig_Ng_Pag-ibig]

Lol noodle

[Avalon11]

Piss on his shoes.

[theFantasticJ]

look him in the eyes

[Seppelson]

nothing

[FinalNeko]

Ask him to stop ^^'